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 Rhyme Diagnosis: Miscellaneous Diarrhea



When you've just caught a pike
And it comes out like a spike
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by ajt on 03/02/2001
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When your dancing at the prom
And you see something brown on your thong
Diarrhea... wanna dance?....Diarrhea

 Squeezed out by T-MC on 01/21/2001
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People think it's gross
But it's really great on toast
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by squid vicious on 06/11/2001
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When your sitting on the john,
And the toilet paper's gone,
Be a man, use your hand

 Squeezed out by Bridget on 07/18/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your ears hear Dr. Laura
Then your butt squirts out a horror!
Diarrhea... It's not normal!... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by runny stools on 03/03/2000
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And SPutr spurt jak di kak peop poep
Shit shit da
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by MonkeyBusiness on 05/04/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your smelling something smelly
And feels just just like jelly
Diarrhea...~And its mushy~... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Amanda T~ on 06/06/2000
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When this morning's scrambled egg
Ends up running down your leg
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Joanna on 11/28/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your friend really has to shit and it
Comes out in a split
Diarrhea... oh shit... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by oh shit on 06/29/2000
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I was in the pizzaria
When I lost some diarrhea
Diarrhea! Mamamia!

 Squeezed out by an upset stomach on 06/30/2000
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When THE TELEPHONE RINGS,
And YO' BUTT SINGS THEN STINGS
Diarrhea...Dont CALL HERE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by JENNIMEW on 09/03/2000
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In the boys room at mcglincheys
And i am squeezing out some pincheys
Diarrhea

 Squeezed out by jennifer p on 04/07/2001
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When you driving in you car
And a brown blob isnt far
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by i luv joe s. on 05/28/2000
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When you feel a juicey rush
And you start squirting mush
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Buddy Hudson on 04/07/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you're slidin' into home,
And your pants are full of foam,
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Orin on 05/16/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your standin' in the mall
And you fell somethin' fall
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Breuna S. on 06/07/2000
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Comes from your bum
Like a bullet from a gun
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by emma bayliss the shit head on 03/28/2001
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Pppooooppppyyyyy
Ffffffaaaaaarrrrtttttt
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by JOSH HILL on 12/27/2000
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When your sittin in bed
And you feel another head
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by sean hall on 07/05/2000
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When you're going to the store
And your butt feels sore
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by FECESMASTER on 11/19/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When N*sync's in the carper
And you hear something splatter!
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by The Terd Mister on 06/09/2000
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When you're chillin at a movie
And your underwear feels warm and groovie
Diarrhea...No more popcorn... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by BigTiny on 01/22/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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First your farting & it's squeaking
Then your ass gets to leaking
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by realz on 03/03/2000
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When you're reading 'bout diarrhea
And your butt says"Nice ta see ya!"
Diarrhea...Use this page(wipe,wipe)... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by watcho on 03/15/2000
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If ur setting up a ladder
And ur ass looks a whole lot fatter
Diarrhea...Tiiiiiimmmmmber!! ...Diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Hockey Chik on 04/13/2001
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When your walking down the road and
You fell something explode
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by breuna S. on 07/06/2000
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My ass is an incessant spout
Today I squirted Jimmy Hoffa out
Diarrhea... Mystery solved...diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Flatus Maximus on 05/27/2000
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When you've made a little mess
And you send it UPS
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Los pantalones quemados on 12/16/2000
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When we eat meatloaf at uncle Dick's, I come home and shit some bricks
But when I go to "Mama Mia's", I get varied diarrheas
Better bricks from Dicks, than diarreahs from Mama Mia's

 Squeezed out by BoBofAZZ on 02/28/2000
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When you are walkin down the street
And brown slime covers your feet
Diarrhea...Oh don't slip... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Birdmaker on 02/24/2000
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After your done with a shower
And you feel extreme anal power
Diarrhea... squirt ... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Jayson "hurricane" Hamilton on 03/01/2000
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When I was in the plane
It all of a sudden came
Diarrhea... where's the toilet ... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by CHILLZ1369 on 07/05/2000
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When your dad's in a meeting
And he feels something heating
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Alyssa Verley on 04/13/2001
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When you have some fun in the sun
And you feel sort of chum
Diarrhea...Beach party... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by monkey on 03/14/2001
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Once upon a rainy day, an unwanted guest a visit did pay
Down my leg and in my sock!
Diarrhea what a schlock!!!

 Squeezed out by Poo-Master on 05/24/2001
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If your sitting on a beam
And you hear someone scream
Diarrhea... what did you eat!... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by madison! hi damien on 03/22/2001
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Hey its me again (the pimply assed guy). I forgot to tell u that my ass hurts soooo much , sometimes it even bleeds.
Please can u do sompin. Like if u donated 1 million dollars for each on of my pimples i would be a trillionaire.
If you can call (708) 385-3177 (ask for don)

 Squeezed out by Mikey D A.K.A. Dillio on 04/30/2000
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When it comes out from you're buns
Like a hundred freaking guns
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by ajt on 03/30/2001
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Girlfriend's lookin fly
But what's that drippin down her thigh??
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Queen LaQueefa on 11/25/2000
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On the way to the Moon we heard a BANG!
We got so scared our shit was like TANG!!!
Diarrhea... Squirting past the Moon... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Randy on 10/30/2000
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I once walked in to a bar craving some grapefruit juice.
I noticed that it was a bit different than other bars.
I was living a hellish existence. I was in a poop bar.

 Squeezed out by A Special Seat For Mikey on 06/02/2001
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This is so stupid,but it's funny....
Wait!!.....My ass is kind of runny.........
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by brinbrin on 12/20/2000
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When your fixin to set the table
You start to feel somethin wet
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by crack head sarah on 11/11/2000
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When you're makin' a little art
And you know you got to fart
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Mason on 10/25/2000
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If your shorts are full and stanky
'Cause they made you walk the plank-y
Diarrhea... yo ho ho ... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Craptain Hook on 05/19/2000
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Diarrhea some may say but what is in a name
Gazmoza known to some is still the same old fun
Any name will do for it still spews out liquid poo

 Squeezed out by Gazmoza King on 05/25/2000
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When you're stomach starts a rumblin'
Then the crap comes out a crumblin'
Diarrhea... RUMBLE... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Soup on 12/01/2000
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Poop
Smells
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by i dunno on 04/18/2001
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Mom's Thanksgiving Turkey
Makes my runs so wet and murky
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Thelma Stevenson Turdberger on 11/23/2000
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When you're sitting on the porch
And your ass feels like a torch
Diarrhea... oh the pain!... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by wry evan and lee on 09/09/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you wanna take a dump
And your ass yells just like a grump
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Liam on 08/25/2000
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When you're wearing a white gown
And it suddenly turns brown
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Stercer on 02/23/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When ur watching tv
And ur butt starts to pee
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Seth and geno Dogz for life on 04/01/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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Your friends think it is wrong
When you're playing with your dong
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Los pantalones quemados on 12/16/2000
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When YOUR SITTIN IN THE VAN
When SOMETHING COMES OUT BAMM
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by jon b., ralph on 02/02/2001
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Imagine if diarrhea were cold
When it
Came out

 Squeezed out by christopher on 02/21/2001
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When you feel something wet
And your socks fill up
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Biskiii1 on 05/14/2001
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When your swimming in the stream
And you see something green
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Steve on 07/18/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When ur slidin into first
And ur pants are bout to burst
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by The great one on 06/07/2000
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Don't cry for me argintina the truth is you smell like shit
All through my squirty days, mad existance
You kept your promise, now keep your distance

 Squeezed out by lonely farts on 10/25/2000
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Pooooooooooooooop
Smmmmmmmmmmmmmmells
Diarrhea... poo...poo...poo... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by the master of baters on 05/30/2000
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I went to the mall once and saw a kid i hate
So i said stay away from me camel breath
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by peter dragon on 06/18/2000
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While "imitation is the sincerest form of flattery", trying to emulate another is profound verbal battery!,
If you have no inspiration of your own, some advice to you I will then loan: get your own material!
Diarrhea...Plagiarism..Susan Arrowsmith..Diarrhea!

 Squeezed out by Gladys Flatus on 06/22/2000
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The Exxon Valdez was pretty sick
But it can't compare to my oil slick
Diarrhea...Save the seals.. diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Mr.Pink on 03/21/2000
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The internet
Versus
The splinternet

 Squeezed out by christopher on 02/21/2001
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When your stomach starts to hurt
It'll feel better when you squirt
Diarrhea... oh my god... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by G. Love on 05/25/2001
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When you're float'n in space
And it comes out in a race
Diarrhea... oh crap... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by ajt on 03/08/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your face turns wierd
And your ass just have to squierd
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Amy Bananananan on 06/18/2001
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Once I blasted diarrhea in someones face and they ate it
My cat likes to put his poop in my food and I accidentally ate it. we laughed and laughed
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Master Bates on 05/25/2000
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When your walking through the store and you hear something pour, Diarrhea, Diarrhea
And then you run out the door and you know its on the floor
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Serena Isler on 08/18/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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One day I was playing hoops
Then I realized that I had to go poops
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Joyce L. on 06/06/2000
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Floating in the sea I feel alone I am a pooh
Grunt grunt I wish I was a big brown bobber
Zip a di pooh da zip a dee day

 Squeezed out by Dingbat on 05/04/2000
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Glass o prunejuice n 2 bowls a bran
Do you have any malox on hand
Diarrhea...Runnin out a poo... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by hooflungdu on 11/24/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your sittin in a bush
And u fell sompin mush
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Mikey D A.K.A. Dillio on 04/29/2000
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When your in the lourve
And your butt starts to move
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Turner and Hooch on 05/07/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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I was the first person
To post at liquid poop.com
Of the year 2001

 Squeezed out by christopher on 02/14/2001
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When your shakin your ass
An you get a little dash on your ass
Diarrhea... yip...yip...yip...diarrhea

 Squeezed out by smell dis on 05/10/2001
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When Johnny's walking back from school
His pants get full of juicy stool
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by ROC DOG on 02/28/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your outside playin'
And you fell somthin' hangin'
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Britt S. on 06/07/2000
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When you come near
I begin to feel diarrear
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Funny huh? on 03/18/2001
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I went poop today
It was good
I might go poop again tomorrow

 Squeezed out by unknown on 04/07/2001
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When your out palyin' ball
And you fell somethin' fall
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Breuna S. on 06/07/2000
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When you're talke'n to a friend
And it comes out to no end
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by ajt on 04/08/2001
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When your on a porch a stoopin
And you cannot stop a poopin
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Los pantalones quemados on 12/16/2000
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Poop in your pants
It's fun!
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Bpoop on 05/26/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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I came across a plaque in my neighbor's attic.
It had the words "To the one I love" printed on it, and I asked him what it meant.
He said that he didn't want to talk about it. All he would tell me that there was a lady poop friend in his past - forever in his heart.

 Squeezed out by A Special Seat For Mikey on 04/11/2001
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When your sittin in your saturn
And you make a new seat pattern
Diarrhea... dent resistent... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by jeff cahill and keith clarke from da goulds on 04/01/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When youre constipated
And you feel very inflated
Diarrhea...Crap fast or youll explode ... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Angel and Louie on 10/22/2000
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When Peter takes a crap
You can hear his buttcheeks flap
Diarrhea... what's that sound... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by CHILLZ1369 on 07/05/2000
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(To the tune of ABBA: momma mia)
Diarrhea...Here i go again...my my running right into the loo
Diarrhea...Does it show again...my my through my pants, my gravy poo!

 Squeezed out by Stenchable on 06/22/2000
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Couple of stellas and a curry
Youd better shift in a hurry
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by blakksta on 05/20/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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Gallons of shooty pooh, Gallons for me
Gallons of shooty pooh, Gallons for free
Diarrhea...Come get the shooty pooh... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Fun w/ Poo on 05/09/2000
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If you slip into 3rd
And you feel a juicy turd
Diarrhea... I shouldn't of had that taco... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Carisa on 07/30/2000
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In my shoe there lives a poop that sits around all day,
And when the times comes when the poop must leave,
It will go on it's merry way.

 Squeezed out by A Special Seat For Mikey on 02/18/2001
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When your in your diaper
And you need a windsheild wiper
Diarrhea... squeaky squeaky... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by busty jones on 05/09/2001
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There once was a man from Nanpoopit;
Poop poop poop poop poopity poopity.
Poop.

 Squeezed out by A Special Seat For Mikey on 05/19/2001
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When u poop
Eat it
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by peter dragon on 06/04/2000
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When your sitting and pushin
And you feel something squishin
Diarrhea... hee hee hee... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Brittany & matthew Schwartz Master of Diaster on 11/16/2000
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When you're walkin down the street
And some liquid hits your feet
Diarrhea...Need new shoes ... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by wry evan and lee on 09/09/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your sliding into first
And your feelin' sumthin bust
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Ave on 08/30/2000
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A long time ago there was a pooh fair and plain
But then the shit hit the fan for it started to rain
Diarrhea... now I'm Blubber... diarrhea no no no

 Squeezed out by pooh2 on 05/16/2000
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If your town has a snoop
And he likes to watch u poop
Hes sick... cha cha cha... hes sick

 Squeezed out by peter dragon on 06/04/2000
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Some people think its weird
When it clings onto your beard
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by MEARSH 32 on 03/29/2000
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When ur in History class
And ur ass passes gas
Diarrhea... find ass-hole-io on the class map of ur ass... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by the Italian Gurl on 04/13/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you're looking for romance
But instead you crap your pants
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Sal Betrogen on 10/26/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you're feeling in a rush,
Use Diarrhea for your blush,
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Clark on 06/26/2000
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When YOUR NAME IS NIPPLE MAN
And YOUR SITTING ON THE CAN
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by BUSTY JONES 6969696969696969696969696969696969 on 05/09/2001
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When u are shooting major hoops
And u get the runny poops
Diarrhea... 3-point shot!... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by s@m on 10/07/2000
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Ifi haD 3 DOLLARS ID BUY A CAR
And IT W0ULD BE RED
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by im crazy on 05/29/2000
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Poop poop de poop poop ouch!!!!!!
Squirting out my ass all over da couch!
Diarrhea... ha ha ha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by bad boy jad!!! on 03/01/2001
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When you feel something that burns like a cut
And skin falls off your
Diarrhea... nanana...diarrhea

 Squeezed out by jessica on 06/02/2001
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Sometimes diarrhea shoots out really fast.
And you get rawhole,
For about two hours.

 Squeezed out by christopher on 01/01/2001
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My bum is on your lips
My bum is on your lips
And if you get lucky you might give it a little kiss

 Squeezed out by Mikey D A.K.A. Dillio on 04/29/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your almost up to par
And the bathroom is very far
Diarrhea... damn squirts... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by busty jones on 05/18/2001
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When you're wearing a Beanie
And you have a Screamin Meanie!!
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Cassie on 03/18/2001
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The funk!!!
Mixed mashed blob of poops.
Birds fall from the sky...steaming mass remains.

 Squeezed out by pearl and ruby bust them out on 04/16/2001
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When i'm working on site
And i'm feelin it bite
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by blakksta on 05/15/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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Yada Yada this is a nice poem huh? oops i farted NooooooooooooOOooooo
I hear somthing from BELOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW
Whopeee

 Squeezed out by BIG BUTT on 08/10/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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You can feel it in your bum
When you've just ate pedigree chum
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Some one very special on 11/29/2000
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When your drinkin you ol' surge
And your butt's got the urge
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Ave on 08/31/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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One time i pooped and i didnt wipe my butt
Poop ran down my legs and my pants were squishy
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by ben-dover on 07/03/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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What has brown speckles
And 20 legs?
Why, the front row at the "Diarrhea Concert" of course...cha cha cha

 Squeezed out by watcho on 04/03/2000
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I'm upside down, its on my belly
It's smelly
Diarrhea... up my nose... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by carlos_king_of_justonemore.co.uk on 07/03/2000
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When u star in a TV show
And u fell sumthin heating low
Diarrhea...Feels so good...Diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Hockey Chik on 04/13/2001
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When you're climbing up a ladder
And you hear something splatter
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by KING SHROOM on 04/06/2000
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When your sipping your pop
And u feel something drop
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Melanie on 10/20/2000
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When you lay one really ripe
And you resent to have to wipe
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Los pantalones quemados on 12/16/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your at the meuseam and you took a fart
Oh no it's on piccasos art!
Diarrhea... piccaso piccaso.. diarrhea

 Squeezed out by fatso on 12/12/2000
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Mellisa just told
Me that her love for me is like
A rotten diarrhea

 Squeezed out by christopher on 02/13/2001
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When you play hanky-panky
And your asshole starts to pee
Diarrhea... viagra side-effects... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by AJAX on 03/14/2000
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Here comes the crap,
It feels like sap,
It came and now it's gone.

 Squeezed out by hotchicka on 03/16/2001
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I envision a new world
A world void of mediocrity
And cha cha cha rhymes.

 Squeezed out by Christopher on 03/13/2001
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Roses are red violets are blue
I thought I could hold it..who knew
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by ctdj on 03/27/2001
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When you have to bend down,
And you feel it start to crown.
Diarrhea... I gotta explode!... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by lizzie on 03/06/2001
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When your shitten in your pants it does a little dance,
And when it hurts the most you see a crapie ghost,
Diarrhea... Ouch Ouch... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Jordy&Liz; on 06/01/2000
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When your arse is really burnin'
And " oh god my guts my guts is churnin"
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by English Eric " the curry king " ( oh shit got to go again ) on 03/09/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your pancin and your pants start to
Be dancin
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by josh hill on 12/31/2000
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When i am walking down the street
And i see something brown hit my feet
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by bobby mckenna on 04/07/2001
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When you're busy with a client
But your asshole is not reliant
Diarrhea... what do I do now?... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by mazy on 10/03/2000
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Takin a dump in the bay watchin my turds roll away
Two thousand miles they'll roam before they turn into foam
Bye-Bye little fellas bye-bye

 Squeezed out by mrs. whipple on 06/21/2000
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When you want Curry
Don't eat it in India
Or you will have to wipe your Diarrhea with your left hand.

 Squeezed out by Christopher on 03/14/2001
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When your toolin' down the street
And those behind you lose their feet
Diarrhea...Wheres the doormat... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Nasty skid marks on 03/27/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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After taking too many hits
In your pants you will find many unknown shits

 Squeezed out by Poopmaster Flex on 09/16/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When I'm out cappin chumps
I drop some nice big lumps
Die Ho

 Squeezed out by A Special Seat For Mikey on 02/03/2001
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When YOURE IN YOUR LITTLE BOAT
And IT DONT WANT TO FLOAT
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by ANTHONY W. PABON on 01/01/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you slide into first
And you feel a sudden burst
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by mojo jojo on 10/27/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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There once ws a man named fred
Who had a very big head
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by ralph on 04/04/2001
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When you're sit'n in school
And it comes out in a pool
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by ajt on 03/15/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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I'm feelin like a whore
When it's drippin through the dooa
Diarrhea... he he he... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by GLUE CATAPULT on 05/24/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you've finished all your rum
And it's squirting out your bum
Diarrhea... yo ho ho ... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Craptain Hook on 05/19/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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If your filled with cold revultion
And it look like brown emulsion (paint)
Diarrhea... on the up-side you did want to redecorate your bedroom... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by sloppy sue the Queen of poo on 11/16/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you feel your bowels a-rumblin'
Toward the toilet you'll be stumblin'
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Flatus Maximus on 05/24/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you hear your momma scream
But your pants are full of cream
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by john doe on 01/13/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you drivin out in town and
Your butt splatters outloud
Diarrhea... clean the seat... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by skullmac on 05/18/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you're riding in the elevator
But your asshole is the traitor
Diarrhea... will I make it?... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by moomoo on 10/03/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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Last lil baby done run outta smoke,
Last lil baby was an artichoke
Diarrhea... honk honk... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Prochilo on 03/27/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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Dr,Suesse posted a ryme to liquidn poop .com then it said,
The grinch who stole diarrhea
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by fatso on 12/15/2000
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Diarrhea,
In England, is spelled
Diarrhoea.

 Squeezed out by Christopher on 03/14/2001
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When you have a magic wand
And your sitting in a pond
Diarrhea... twinkle twinkle... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by busty jones on 05/09/2001
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When you're driving in a Chevy
And you feel something heavy
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Peri Fluger on 05/09/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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You try to hold it back
But it slips through the crack
Diarrhea... pft pft... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Childhood Memory on 04/19/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you gotta take a crap
Don't YOU DARE LET IT FLAP
Darn IT DIARRHEA

 Squeezed out by HUGEFART on 01/12/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you go to take a pooh
And the TP roll is used right through
What do you do?

 Squeezed out by mudd on 02/23/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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Poo
Poo
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by poooopooooo on 05/23/2001
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With my mind I mold my liquid turds...
Into the shapes of little birds
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Sir Fartsalot on 05/30/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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Diarrhea...Cha, cha, cha,.. diarrhea
Some people think it's funny but it's really dark and runny
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Annetta on 03/03/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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Corn, water, cheese, and goo
Spewing, and mooing,
You sure did the dew!

 Squeezed out by Johnathan on 05/16/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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Poop tastes good
Like cool lemonade on a hot summer day
Honk if you like poop

 Squeezed out by --->Big Lurpy Bastard<--- on 04/13/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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Sifting through some meats in the freezer.
Happen a magic lamp. rub it, rub it. The diarrhea genie commeth! offers me 1 wish...
"I would like 1 million dollars!" Puff of smoke..smell of brown pee.. insted of one million dollars I got diarrhea for 3 years.

 Squeezed out by ernest hemmingway on 08/25/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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It's early Sunday Morn
And my rectum's sore and torn
Diarrhea...All night long...Diarrhea

 Squeezed out by LaMar Johnson on 05/28/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When it's gushing out your pipe
You may leave a racing stripe
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Mark Jones on 05/18/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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I like to not wipe the poo out of my butt
Because it is lots of fun
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by fart poo cheese on 04/07/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you are slidin in to home
And you feel a little foam
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Heather on 12/30/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you feel a gurgle in your belly
And your pants are full of jelly
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by LL on 04/12/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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One day i was walkin with my honey
When all of a sudden my butt felt kinda funny
Diarrhea... oops i crapped my pants... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by doo doo breath on 05/10/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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Taco, burrito, what's that commin'out of your Speedo?
Diarrhea...Whew!...Diarrhea

 Squeezed out by SevenSeasOfRhye on 06/04/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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I had diarria once
It smelled
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by master of baters on 05/22/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you're walkin through the grass
And it squirts out your ass
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by spankable on 05/02/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you're at Mardi Gras
And your ass starts to get raw
Diarrhea... throw me somethin mista... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Diva2096 on 02/11/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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My, my I wish I was a fry I lik my Bum
Set it on fire Bum my songs called Jack Shit!
Diarrhea... da pooh run run run da pooh run rundiarrhea

 Squeezed out by Flingshot on 05/04/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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Anybody gotta take a DIARRHEA!?
I gotta take a DIARRHEA?!
My dog eats diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Master Bates on 12/21/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your playing with some tubes
And then someone sees your boobs
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by shit4brains on 10/22/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your diggin in your nose
And you fill your panty hose
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by DEMONBYTZ on 05/19/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you're eating Ramen Soup
And you let out a little poop
Diarrhea... WOOPS!... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by mike smellivan on 04/17/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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People think it's funny
But it's really dark and runny
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by 3flushes.com on 04/30/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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Too much
Food
!

 Squeezed out by liquidpoop on 03/02/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your walking down the hall and
It all comes out in a fall oh shit
Diarrhea...Shit on the floor... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by oh shit on 06/29/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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It must have been the county clerk
It stinks & now he smirks
Diarrhea...It's on the books ... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Susan Arrowsmith on 06/21/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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In the morning when you rise
And you find a wet surprise
Diarrhea... in your sleep... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Flatus Maximus on 05/25/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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Give me a dooh dah give me a day
Shitting around killing a whale
Diarrhea... fish fish fish... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Flingshot on 06/07/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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I know a boy, who had "ferocious" diarrhea,
At his grandmothers house,
Somehow it got on the walls, don't ask me how

 Squeezed out by Christopher on 03/14/2001
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When you're running down the hall,
And there's a brown satin on the wall
Diarrhea... DIARRHEA...diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Candy Girl on 05/29/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you squezzing out a mug
And the toilet is plugged
Diarrhea... ahahah ... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by garret mike carter on 06/14/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When u ask whats the matter
And ur ass gets fatter
Diarrhea... SLIM FATS FAST... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by the Italian Gurl on 04/13/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your slidin into home
And your pants are full of foam
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by katelyn on 05/18/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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I know this is not a rhyme
So n e guy email me for a good time
E-Mail me at luvreese2pieces@yahoo.com

 Squeezed out by E-MAIL ME (GUYS ONLY!!!!!!) on 05/14/2001
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When your kissin someones lip
And you feel something tic
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Shannon Bucholtz on 06/01/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your stomach's kindah full
Better let the kids out in the pool
Diarrhea... big long crap... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Angel and Louie on 10/22/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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Hot crap
Diahrrea
Winners cant be losers

 Squeezed out by christopher on 02/07/2001
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Outlaw Star is on
And you can't stop running to the john
Diarrhea...Gene's a dork... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Doodoo...running from my pants! on 02/25/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When YOUR FIGHTIN A BUNCHA NERDS
Just START TO SLING A BUNCHA TURDS
Diarrhea...Beat THOSE NERDS.. diarrhea

 Squeezed out by TIMMY O'TOOL on 05/18/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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Whrn you're pullen on the reins
And it sounds just like rain
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by ajt on 02/27/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you're gettin all cuddly,
And you feel something bubbly
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Cindy Lou Who on 12/21/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you're poo is ever brown
Drink it down.
Diarrhea... Tastes so good... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by nimrod. Online on 03/24/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you hole begins to drip
You must be taken a shit
Diarrhe diarrhea

 Squeezed out by A-hole on 03/19/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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People think its cool
When its floating in a pool
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by dadysingle@aol.com on 05/25/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your name is chelsy clark
And like to smell heavy farts
Diarrhea... ew ew ew... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by BUSTY JONES 6969696969696969696969696969696969 on 05/09/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your tummy starts to quiver
You're about to shit a river
Diarrhea... Oh My Lawd.. diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Diva2096@aol.com on 05/02/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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I was on my way to school
In my pants i felt a pool
It ran down my leg, put it in a glass and took a swig.

 Squeezed out by Evan on 03/08/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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Ere I could make the oceans brown....
In my special butt sauce thou wouldst all drown
My name wouldst be spoken with renown!!!!

 Squeezed out by Sir Fartsalot on 05/30/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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Pepto is for fools
If you're excreting bloody stools
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Lucy Bowels on 11/22/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you really let one rip
And you feel a little drip
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Los pantalones quemados on 12/16/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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People say it's gross
But it's really good on toast
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by pokehead on 01/16/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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Diarreha....Spash splash Diarreha splash splash
Some think its really funny but its really hot and runny
Diarrhea... spash splash Diarreha splash slash

 Squeezed out by Danny on 03/03/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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If you're sleeping on the job and you
Feel something throb!
Diarrhea... ... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Paige the fartknockher on 03/06/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you're watching DBZ
And poo flows very free
Diarrhea...Cha cha cha...diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Doodoo...running from my pants! on 02/24/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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I have this friend TEX he just can't stop from making a mess
He tries ohh...soo hard, mabye it is what he eats, but he just can't stop the leaks
Diarrhea... Howdy... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Johnny A on 03/03/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you feel a energy burst and you have an awful thirst
And you need to take a grip and also bite your lip
Diarrhea... pain pain pain...

 Squeezed out by airy one on 06/13/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your comin' into home
And you feel a mushy foam
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by jelam on 02/18/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you're yelling down the hall
And you feel something fall
Diarrhea... cha cha cha Diarrhea...

 Squeezed out by JOE MELVILLE on 03/28/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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Stinkey stinky poo runs down into my shoe
Pooping all around wut can i do
Poooooooooopppppppppppppey!!!!!!!!!!!!

 Squeezed out by KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY on 10/25/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you are about to explode,
Don't sneeze you dope!
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by chris o funkey on 02/21/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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A Yankee down in Georgia took a chance and ate some grits
A Southern curse befell him..the most awful, damndest shits
He was as miserable as a man could be, thus, the revenge of General Lee!

 Squeezed out by Flatus Maximus on 06/02/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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Rocky comes up to bat!
And when he swings out comes a big crap!
Diarrhea... Ding, Ding ... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Johnny A on 02/26/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you smell something funkie
And rocky is spanking the monkey
Diarrhea... Oh Oh Ah Ah... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by wean on 04/17/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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It's the biggest show on earth
When your anus gives it birth
Barnum... close the bigtop... & Bailey

 Squeezed out by Susan Arrowsmith on 06/21/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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If your rhyme is really bad
And u smell of rotten crab
Diarrhea... is that seafood... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by mangley pants on 10/07/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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Shooty pooh hot, shooty pooh cold,
Shooty pooh in a pot nine days old.
Diarrhea...Gag a maggot... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Fun w/ Poo on 05/11/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you use someone else's name
And your poem's really lame
Diarrhea... didn't even spell "Gladys"right!...diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Flatus Maximus on 06/25/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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Sittin' on tha pot
When you feel it gettin' hot
Diarrhea... ugh-ugh-ugh... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Tha Poopster on 02/28/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your surfin on the net
And your shorts start feelin wet
Diarrhea...Waves o ... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by hooflungdu on 11/24/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your walking down the street. . .
And ya let a chocolate queef. . .
Diarrhea... Back Draft... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by I_Luv_Ewe. . . on 11/12/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your man bends you over
And there's liquid poop all over
Diarrhea... you sick bitch... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Electro on 05/05/2001
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When yur pissin' in the bowl
And your ass shoots tootsie rolls
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by SINJA2000 on 03/12/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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I once made a poop-man
Much like a snowman
It melted, I cried

 Squeezed out by --->Big Lurpy Bastard<--- on 04/13/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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Extra extra I've a big scoop
That lump in my pants in freshly laid poop
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by ctdj on 04/04/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your making a deal
And you hear something sqeal
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Nark on 07/18/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your lying in bed
And you feel a turtle head
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Seth and geno Dogz for life on 04/01/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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My brown eye is red..I am filled with fear
Damn thee! damn thee ...
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Sir Fartsalot on 05/30/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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If you're walking down the street and you
Smell something sweet!
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Paige the fartknockher on 03/06/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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Dont bother me
I'm your father
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by christopher on 02/21/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When crap runs down your knees
Like warm liquid cheese
Go to the bathroom please... cha cha cha

 Squeezed out by Seacow on 06/20/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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Has it ever come to pass
Like a road flare out your ass?
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Mark Jones on 05/18/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your sitting on the john
And you feel something wrong
Diarrhea... squirtle squirtle... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by busty jones on 05/09/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you smell something rank
And your khakis just sank
Nasty Deuce....Oh Boy...Nasty Deuce

 Squeezed out by Pal Joey on 11/08/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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Brown 'n lumpy, think and worth while
I think it's time for a big pile
Pooh... cha cha cha... shot

 Squeezed out by Flingshot on 05/09/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you feel it in your guts
Then out comes cocoa-puffs
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by realz on 02/27/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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I was at a flea mart,
And I really had to fart, but it was
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by TRANS AM on 03/24/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you try to pass some gas
But instead shit comes out your ass
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Mikey D A.K.A. Dillio on 04/29/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea on 12/07/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you see art clay
That you ate yesterday
Diarrhea...Yum yum ... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by garret mike carter on 06/14/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you're just about to dance
But your husband poops his pants
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Mason on 10/25/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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Man I need to fart, clear some room "man thats smart!"
But I forgot to wiegh the cost, yes I gambled and I lost!
Diarrhea... Jackpot in my pants... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by clicksdon on 08/11/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you make a little rip
And you feel a little drip
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Mason on 10/25/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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It starts off in your jocks
And ends up in your socks
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Sober Simon on 06/21/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When a rhyme is posted by Edwin Guerrero
You know he ain't MY hero...
Diarrhea...Talk about "get a life!"... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Guerrero's Hero's on 04/11/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your going really deep
And you feel something seep
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Nark on 07/18/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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I peed in my ass
If i had money id get a car
Diarrhea... bum bum bum bum... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by im crazy on 05/28/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your leaning on the door ...
....And you hear sumtin roar
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Lindsey and Lauren on 12/27/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you try to take a dump
But just spray it like a chump
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by B & A on 11/26/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your sittin takin a shit
An your ass begins to spit
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by xlax1 on 05/09/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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If your Asian and named Phu
And your droppin yellow poo
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Los pantalones quemados on 12/16/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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If your up in a jet
And you feel somthing wet
Diarrhea.... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Kyle the butt muncher on 03/02/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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I like chocolate cause it's brown
Especially the second time around
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Kirk D Z on 05/05/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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I like to poop
How bout you
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by ben-dover on 06/23/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When u sittin on the john and the toilit papers
Gone use your hand
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by mikey pickles on 03/25/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you're stinkin up the bed
And you have some thred
Diarrhea... butt floss... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by JOE MELVILLE on 04/09/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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I was sitting in a theater
And i was feeling a big heater
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by gjo000@aol.com on 07/01/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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I was walking down the hall straching my balls
And stopped for a second digged up my ass cause i thougt i had crabs and looked at finger and rubbed shit on the wall
Diarrheais the shit diarrhea is the shit..........

 Squeezed out by JOEL on 06/14/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your are lighting a christmas tree
And your but begins to pee
Diarrhea... o christmas tree... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by fatso on 12/16/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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Before you play the sax
Make sure u take ex-lax
This rhyme really sucks, doesn't it.

 Squeezed out by Scott Lyons on 06/21/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your cleaning the gutter
And you feel something splutter
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by mike on 04/17/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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You let loose a quart of giblets,
Brunswick stew and fresh corn niblets
Diarrhea... (that's good eatin')... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by runny stools on 03/02/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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As I sit here creating my rhyme
I hope I finish it in time........oops
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by ctdj on 03/29/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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All my friends thought i was jokin
That i had a turtle pokin

 Squeezed out by Diarrhea Queen on 03/18/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you've had milk of magnesia
You crap your pants and get amnesia
Diarrhea... what's my name... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by dirty Katie on 11/09/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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You wished it was your bladder,
Then the shit began to splatter
Diarrhea... Rewipe with water ... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Jax on 05/28/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your name is Bill And you get the chills
Fill the pot hurry,hurry Diarrhea x 2
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by WHASUOP on 12/04/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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Oh yea, to all that is good.
The Prophets of old fortold of one that would come.
And now, thy ineqity has doomed thou to the vicious brown scurge forever. Amen.

 Squeezed out by Isiah Brown (Prophet at large) on 05/10/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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People think it is funny
But it is really green and runny
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by David Fischer on 10/25/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you write a little note
And you feel somthing exlode
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by jacob vella on 05/31/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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I am part man part gun
I shoot diarrhea at my enemys
These bullets of come from my behind

 Squeezed out by christopher on 01/01/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your runnin to the can
Diarrhea is a fan
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Ave n' chris on 08/31/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When ur ass feels like jelly
And ur pretty damn SMELLY
Diarrhea... some one get him some spry...diarrhea

 Squeezed out by the Italian Gurl on 04/13/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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Oooooo once there was a farmer named john`
And lots people said he had a problem! because john ALWAYS had to go to the john!!!
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Chrisina on 05/16/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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You won't get lotsa fame
When you just can't keep it tame
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Pete on 05/18/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you're expecting a big log
But brown water fills the bog
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by devil dog on 02/27/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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If you shit in outter space
And its headin for your face
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Los pantalones quemados on 12/16/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you're walking down the street
And liquid dribbles to your feet
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by wetstank on 03/15/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you hear me over sprint grunt and moan
You know I'm doing it over the phone
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by T-bone on 03/19/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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There she is! Miss America! Strolling down that grand runway!
Look at her! Miss America! With poo running down her leg!
Diarrhea... who's first runner up?...diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Flatus Maximus on 06/25/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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I had a dollar so i thought what could i buy
Then i siad ill buy 100 tootsie rolls from the pharmacy
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by peter dragon on 06/18/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you feel something runny
And you smell something funny
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by rocky, and jojo on 04/17/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When Sean farted in your cube
And the smell cant be removed
Diarrhea... whats that stain on Christy's chair?... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Michelina on 11/10/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your sliding into 3rd
And you feel a juicy turd
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by MEGHAN SENICA KELLY YBORRA on 05/05/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When the town starts to flood
Then you realize it's mud
Diarrhea diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Adam on 05/17/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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I had diarrhea once when it came out it hurt my butt cheeks
So then i couldn't let my butt cheeks touch for whole 5 minutes
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by peter dragon on 06/18/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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I cant remember her name
But it was me who was to blame
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by blakksta on 06/06/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When i pulled down her panties
And i saw a couple of chocolate fancys
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by blakksta on 06/06/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When the toxic vapors rise
Well, I guess it's no surprise - it's
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by devil dog on 02/27/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your sitting in a chair
And you feel something there
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Soup on 11/16/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you're trying to say hello
But you really gotta go
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by jacob vella on 06/07/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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Squatting in aerobics class
And you release an enormous mass
Diarrhea... squat poop squat... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by mazy on 10/03/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your not ready to grow up
Your ass starts to throw up
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by brain on 05/06/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your listening to hip-hop
And your but makes a pop
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Chris on 09/01/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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I can see the light above
When I'm farting out a dove
It's white... cu cu cu... it's real WHITE

 Squeezed out by GLUE CATAPULT on 05/24/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When ur on the internet
And ur chair gets hot and wet
Diarrhea... surf the net ... Diarrhea's hot and wet

 Squeezed out by Jon malpass on 12/22/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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One time i found a dog
I like sand, i also like to walk
Diarrhea... i love god... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by cheesus on 03/25/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your reading these damn songs
And you feel like somethings wrong
Diarrhea... move!... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by airy one on 06/13/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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If your stomach starts to churn
And you know its gonna burn
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Los pantalones quemados on 12/16/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your having lots of fun
And your bum begins to run
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by long man on 03/14/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you take a little snooze
And you feel a little ooze
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Mason on 10/25/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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Your sides' splitting from the hurt
Boy you know its hershey squirts
Diarrhea cha cha cha

 Squeezed out by fireass on 05/12/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your up
A tree and it trickles down your knee
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by crap on 05/14/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you're eat'n a hot dog
And it sounds like a frog
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by ajt on 03/07/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you hear something squeak
And its riding down your cheak
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Brittany $matthew Schwartz Master of Diaster on 11/16/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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I am peeing out of my butt.
It flys into the face of my brother.
Over his face and his hands he is smothered. he is my smothers brother

 Squeezed out by christopher on 01/01/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you feel a little queefy
And you feel something beefy
Diarrhea... dun dun dun... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Smokey McPot on 02/11/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your walking down the hall
And you see people fall
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Austin & Michael on 06/20/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your pettin your pet kitten
And you fell somethin that's not your mittin
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Ave on 08/31/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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Goin a hip a hop a hippity hippity da hippity hip hip hop
And your but just won't stop
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Chris on 09/01/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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Ohh its just another day
And you feel someting Spray
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Hagz on 02/23/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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My friend Rocky loves to dress up in a skirt
But when he does in a public place something happens, I think they call it a hershey squirt
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Johnny A on 02/28/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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If your bung hole really hurts
From the burning Hershey squirts.
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Mark Jones on 05/17/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your looking at stickers
And you feel melted snickers
Diarrhea... mmmmmm snickers...diarrhea

 Squeezed out by shit goose on 05/25/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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You KOW YOU'VE GOT TO CHEW BETTER
When THE FOOD COMES OUT LIKE BATTER
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by GROSSMAN on 10/20/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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A horse
Is a horse
Of course of course

 Squeezed out by christopher on 02/21/2001
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When your stomach starts to gurgle
And your running over hurdles ...........
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Angel Michaud on 04/25/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When the float passes you by
But you're shittin chocolate pie
Diarrhea... chocolat... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Diva2096 on 02/11/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you're sittin on the pot
And ya feel somthin hot
Diarrhea... poopy butt... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Cindy Lou Who on 12/21/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your feeling a fart and you feel
A real tart
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by JOSH HILL on 12/26/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you're feeling something heavy
And it's bigger than a chevy
Diarrhea... watch out... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by CHILLZ1369 on 07/05/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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Here i sit all lonly hearted, Tried to shit but only farted,
Then one day i took a chance, tried to fart and shit my pants!!!
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Brinbrin on 12/13/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your sliding into first
And you feel something burst
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by me on 10/28/2000
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When you jump in a lake
And you see a brown snake
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by ??????? on 02/26/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you partyin on down
But your drawers are looking BROWN
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Queen LaQueefa on 11/25/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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It's not fake tan from a bottle
Just shit at full throtle
Diarrhea... oh my legs... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Dale Winton on 11/16/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you're with your family at the zoo
And the smell of poo is comin' from you
Diarrhea...Blame it on the Elephants... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by BigTiny on 01/22/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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Anika Pooped
Anika Pooped
She POOPED (twice)

 Squeezed out by Anika on 04/23/2001
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People think Its gross
But its actually good on toast
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Sent on 05/26/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you feel a sweatin
And your ass is a wettin
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by jason mabry on 03/12/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your sittin on your throne
And you feel a juicy foam
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by barefeet132 on 05/01/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you've been chugging X-lax
And its filling up your slacks
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Los pantalones quemados on 12/16/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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I was kidnapped and was in the back of a van.
I laid a trail of liquid poop so that the police could trace it to my whereabouts.
Poop-Mongers came and consumed all of the poop before big army brass could find me....agg.

 Squeezed out by A Special Seat For Mikey on 03/21/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When u slide into third
And u feel a big fat terd
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Ave on 08/31/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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If your ass is in the toilet
And your asshole starts to boil it
Diarrhea... bloop, bloop... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by WonderWoman on 05/25/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you're watching Majin Buu
And you feel the splatter of poo
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Doodoo...running from my pants! on 02/25/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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Whoever has the biggest butt in the world
I would sure hate to see there diarrhea
Who let the dogs out?

 Squeezed out by christopher on 01/01/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When ur lyin in ur bed
And ur ass was over-fed
Diarrhea...Here it comes!!...Diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Hockey Chik on 04/13/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your feelin kinda fat
And ya hear somthin splat
Diarrhea...These were $189.00shoes... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by nick rad and pat on 06/11/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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If You like to eat diarrhea then you
Should head to the toilet and eat some shit
Diarrhea... gotta EAT... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by yo momma on 06/01/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you bend to scratch your knee
And your bung hole takes a pee
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Pinklady26 on 05/03/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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Smelled so bad i almost cried
It spread my colon 2 feet wide
Knock knock knock.....you gat any paper???

 Squeezed out by temp spaz on 03/06/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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If explosive diarrhea was a contest or a race
With the pooh that I am packin', I'd surely get first place
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Trace Richardson on 06/05/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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Ohh no! i just messed in my pants!
No i didn't, april fools!
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by prankster on 04/01/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your walkin down the street
And you feel something neat
Diarrhea... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Me on 12/23/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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What happens when your hampster
Has diarrhea is it as big as normal crap?
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by hello on 12/28/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When ur driving a chevy
And u feel something heavy
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by funny on 01/09/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your serving some soup
And you feel a little poop diarrhea!
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Tristen and Tracy on 09/21/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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It is a mystery today why poops decide to keep their true selves hidden.
Many philosophers and great thinkers come together and have a poop knowledge symposium.
They have come to the conclusion that poop is too great a thing to be studied by mere humans.

 Squeezed out by A Special Seat For Mikey on 04/12/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When u sitten on the pot and u fealingsometin hot
Be a man use your hand
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by pickle90s on 03/26/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you're really unaware
And it comes out like an angry bear
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by ajt on 03/30/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your going into town
And your butt starts to frown
Diarrhea... squirt squirt squirt... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by busty jones on 05/09/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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It would be my assumption
Damien has never been to Taiwan
He is full of hatred toward the poet master

 Squeezed out by christopher on 03/13/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When YOUR NAME IS SPIDERMAN
And YOUR POOING ON THE BAD MAN
Diarrhea... SPIDERMAN... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by BUSTY JONES 6969696969696969696969696969696969 on 05/09/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your making lemonade
But it comes out as brown bubbles
Diarrhea... blurble blurble... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by busty jones on 05/09/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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You might think it's gross
But I think it's yummy on my toast
Diarrhea... diarrhea....don't forget the yummy runny butter

 Squeezed out by Eric Smith on 02/21/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When screaming is no longer fun,
And you think you shit your lung...
Diarrhea... oh no, my kidney... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Jared C on 08/11/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you hit a big dump
And it smells just like a dump
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by ajt on 03/18/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your sitten in bed with your honey
And you feel something runny
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by people who are just having vun on 04/28/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When ur flashig a light
And ur butt gets all tight
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by the Italian Gurl on 04/13/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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Wowzas.
That is something I might say after seeing a 2 foot poop.
That would be so incredible.

 Squeezed out by A Special Seat For Mikey on 04/11/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you're walk'n down the street
And you're brown from waist to feet
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by ajt on 04/08/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your walking through the store
And you feel it coming out your back door
Diarrhea... schouldn't have ate at that pizzaria... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by imgary@together.net on 02/29/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your bowels have just busted
And your pants are filled with mustard
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Dazza on 11/29/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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I ONCE HAD A SHOOTING TERD
But IT FELL APART IN LITTLE CURDS!
Diarrhea... DRIP DRIP DRIP... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by THE GRAND TERD on 04/29/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you feel a little queezy and
Your butt does a little sneezy
Diarrhea... need a tissue ... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by big dave on 05/20/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you're listenin' to KoRn
And a juicy squirt is born
Diarrhea..."All I want in life is to be happy"... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by A very KoRny guy on 03/03/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you're sitting in a chair
And your bum begins to flare
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by mysterious poo on 03/26/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When i'm going to the chippy
And i'm feelin summat slippy
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by blakksta on 05/20/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your going down the slide
And you really start to glide
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Hannah Gartley on 04/05/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you're not so alert
And your butt begins to squirt
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by donald s on 02/26/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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I was sittin in a skillet hopen i wont feelit
All of a sudden i grabbed a piece of foil and layed it down in sum soil and started to boil
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by crackhead sarah on 11/11/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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Jack and Jill went up the hill, suddenly Jack's behind did spill!
But no bucket was found; Jack's poo fell to the ground!
Diarrhea... fetch the Charmin... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Gladys Flatus on 06/01/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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You see when a poet begins to overshadow the creator,
Damien gets frightened.
He has a way of destroying all that is good.

 Squeezed out by christopher on 03/13/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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Mary tyler moore
Is sure
Fun to watch

 Squeezed out by christopher on 02/21/2001
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You can always tell an eskimo with diarrhea.
Because there is all this frozen crap all over the place.
I hope eskimos don't get diarrhea too much.

 Squeezed out by christopher on 01/01/2001
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Running out of the car no it looks to far!
When your cheeks are flaring oh shit i cant bare it
Diarrhea... cha cha cha Diarrhea

 Squeezed out by smokey on 03/16/2000
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When you've eaten english mustard
And your pants become encrusted
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Jules on 11/29/2000
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When you're on the internet
And you feel your seat get wet
Diarrhea... get out that chat room.. diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Diva2096@aol.com on 05/02/2000
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When your going up the stairs
And the shit parts your anus hairs
Diarrhea... ploop plop....diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Messy Jessy Poo Poo on 04/29/2000
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When you drink a little whiskey
And your butt feels kinda frisky
Diarrhea... bvvvvt... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by I Like To Poop Alot on 11/02/2000
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When you are sayin Dia-rea cha cha cha!!!
Then u say la la la
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Francis Wilkinson on 06/27/2000
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When you're walking in the street
And it drippin on your feet
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by spankable on 05/02/2001
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When you think that you're soft sittin'
& you realize that you're shittin'
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by smellynick on 01/04/2001
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When your up inside the womb
And you feel the dookie bloom
Diarrhea... under developed... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by mscrutable on 08/21/2000
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When your dancing to hip hop
And you feel a huge plop
Diarrhea... who let the dogs out... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Robyn Luttrull and Sally McGee on 05/30/2001
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I like to take farm animals and see if they will fit up my butt cuz i like it when they eat my butthole
I like to lick a cows backside until it craps in my mouth
Cows taste good...especially their crap

 Squeezed out by spunky and dr.suess on 07/23/2000
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When you buy a come and you feel some
Foam
Diarrhea... hahah. diarrhea

 Squeezed out by JOSH HILL on 12/26/2000
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When you Diarrhea in China
You have to aim it into a little hole.
Don't lose your balance.

 Squeezed out by Christopher on 03/14/2001
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Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by christopher on 02/21/2001
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Pinto's and cheese the night before jury duty
Slacks filled with putrid runny pootie
Diarrhea... contempt of court... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Slug Bug on 09/07/2000
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Jess luff in seabrook new hampshire is a slut
She sleeps around and everyone knows it but her boy dave
Slut slut slut slut

 Squeezed out by lonely farts on 10/25/2000
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When you're looking in the potty
And you smell something rotty
Diarrhea... slimy and snotty... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Djbouti on 03/18/2001
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When your strollin in the supermarket
And your butt starts a barkin
Diarrhea... bow... wow... wow... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by something smelly on 05/10/2001
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When your taking a nice hot bat
And you smell the bubbles of wrath
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Brandon Sivek on 12/24/2000
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When your sittin in a chevy
And your pants are feelin heavy
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by The great one on 06/07/2000
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When you're partyin in New Orleans
And you begin to crap your jeans
Diarrhea... ca cest bon... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Diva2096 on 02/11/2001
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Diarrhea diarrhea diarrhea diarrhea diarrhea diarrhea diarrhea
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Master Bates on 05/31/2000
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When your lookin for some trouble
And you feel somethin bubble
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by assmaster on 06/03/2001
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When your feeling out of sorts
Cause ya know ya shit your shorts
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Messy Jessy Poo Poo on 04/28/2000
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When you're rid'n you're bike
And it comes out like a spike
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by ajt on 03/02/2001
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When your ass strarts to boiling
Then your fruit of the looms are soiling
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by dusty_boots on 03/31/2000
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When you feel something liquidy
And it's really really sticky
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by jacob vella on 06/07/2001
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When you dog says ruff
And you feel your pants puff
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Lauren on 12/19/2000
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Diarrhea, take a stand!
Unite,
We are more powerful than could be imagined.

 Squeezed out by Christopher on 03/13/2001
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Give me a push, give me a nudge
Flip me over and see the fudge
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Bacon Face on 11/13/2000
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If you rip a big old fart
And think that aint so smart
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Stealth on 03/06/2001
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It comes out ya bum
Like Pedigree chum
Diarrhea... woof...woof...woof... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Robert on 11/10/2000
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You lift a hand in the air
And you feel something down there
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Hexlmanic on 10/14/2000
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When your girlfriends name is jess
And she is a big old mess
Diarrhea...Gotta leave her.. diarrhea

 Squeezed out by jess luff on 10/25/2000
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Your sittin on a skillet and woundering why its soo drippy
All of a sudden u start to feelit and u seem like its soo slippy
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by crack head sarah on 11/11/2000
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When you're driving to the dance
And hot brown liquid fills your pants
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Fun w/ Poo on 05/03/2000
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Hey jude
Don't make it bad
Take a sad song and make it better

 Squeezed out by christopher on 02/21/2001
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When you're surfin' on the net,
And your pants are really wet
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Retodd on 02/23/2001
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When you're walking down the hall
And you squirt it on the wall
Diarrhea... better clean it up... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Fun w/ Poo on 05/04/2000
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Momma mia, Poppa pia, babys got the diarrhea
Mama said it wouldnt hurt,
So daddy ate it for dessert

 Squeezed out by mr.poop thats his name 1-800-24 strain on 12/16/2000
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Once my shit was brown and yella
It looked like a leprechaun fella
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Mikey D A.K.A. Dillio on 04/30/2000
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When your at your friends home
And you feel somethin' foam
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Britt S. on 06/07/2000
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When you're in a daze
And you feel something blaze
Diarrhea... o my god... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by the man (josh) and his sis. on 12/25/2000
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Are you having a bout with the runs?...Sauerkraut, beans, broccoli, and eggs! Remember these are causes of gas; until you pass it from your ass!
Are you going to do it again? My God, what on earth did you eat?!
I sense in our presence a foul, nasty essence! Or, perhaps a cruel, evil menace! (CR S&G;)

 Squeezed out by Gladys Flatus on 06/18/2000
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When your ass is on fire
Its not liquid disire
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by ACSR on 05/07/2000
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When YOUR NAME IS N'SYNC
And IT REALLY STARTS TO REAK
Diarrhea... N'SYNC SUCKS MONKEY BUTTS OF THE BUTTS OF THE BUTTS OF THE FLEAS THAT ARE ON THE MONKEY... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by BUSTY JONES 6969696969696969696969696969696969 on 05/09/2001
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If your middle name is kim
But your first name is kim too and you like big blue bananas
Diarrhea... BANANAS!!!... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Gato on 05/26/2000
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If you smell an awful stench
And your neighbor's raised an inch
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Los pantalones quemados on 12/16/2000
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When your not ready to grow up
Your ass starts to throw up
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by brain on 05/06/2001
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When your in the 1st trimester
And your rectum starts to fester
Diarrhea... feel it kick... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by mscrutable on 08/22/2000
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When you're watch'n lake placid
And it feals just like acid
Diarrhea... ouch!... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by ajt on 03/02/2001
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When your butt lips are a spewin
Your girlfriend should be a chewin
Diarrhea... TT NUTS... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Percey2000 on 05/20/2000
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When you feel a gurgle in you belly
And your pants are filled with jelly
Diarrhea... smelly jelly ... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by meecie doodles on 10/22/2000
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You´Re just expelling all that gas
And something soft comes out of your ass
Diarrhea... once again... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Luci on 05/20/2001
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Such a strong, distinctive scent
From my fresh-sprayed excrement
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Rhett Butthole on 11/22/2000
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There once was this fella named Bart who wanted to give Wendy his heart
He got down on one knee to say please marry me
And out came one big wet fart

 Squeezed out by The Game on 10/03/2000
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When you're dancing at the hop
And you hear something plop
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by ANGELA & CARMEN on 08/20/2000
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Diarrhea is pretty stinky
Especially when set rotting
I hate rotten diarrhea

 Squeezed out by christopher on 02/06/2001
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Melissa hates liquid poop.com
She has liquid poop on her face
The liquid poop is hot fresh diarrhea

 Squeezed out by christopher on 02/13/2001
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The internet
Against
The splinternet

 Squeezed out by christopher on 02/21/2001
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If you're swinging on a swing
And you hear someone scream
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Me on 05/11/2001
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It would seem that poop is becoming more popular in this day and age.
People are more receptive to this wonderful substance.
One day it will be the ruler of all of our putrid souls.

 Squeezed out by A Special Seat For Mikey on 06/02/2001
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There was this big rock that was really big under the sun i saw it once.
Oops there it is i saw it.
Ahhhh

 Squeezed out by Rock on 05/30/2000
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When you're running through the church
And you feel a little splurch
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Mason on 10/25/2000
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When you say you can't ryme but you bargen with your friends
I'll shit for a dime
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by mooo on 12/15/2000
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I was digesting thru my inner tubulules
It was so very excruciating i could feel the pain striking at my inner nervous system
As i projected the log from my anus it felt bad and yet disturbingly pleasurable

 Squeezed out by poo poo head on 03/23/2001
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When You Can't Believe It's Butter
And Your Ass Starts To Splutter
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by the Italian Gurl on 04/13/2001
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When your poop has corn with smashed peas
Its probually wet creamy poop with a bad smell and corn all over and smashed peas aaaahhhh
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by POOpy With Corn on 04/04/2001
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When you're sittin' in a tree
And your butt begins to pee
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by mysterious poo on 03/26/2000
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When your pants are feeling busted
And they look a lot like mustard
Diarrhea... need nappy wipes... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Flea McCann on 09/01/2000
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Itsy bitsy spider ate some sauerkraut! That gave him the shits and wiped his web clear out!
He took Pepto-Bismol to halt the rectal drain! Then itsy bitsy spider ate sauerkraut againt!
Diarrhea... arachniaphobia... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Gladys Flatus on 07/15/2000
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When the food you last night ate
Simply won't coagulate
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Joanna on 11/28/2000
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When ur toilet gets all clog
Because someone left some chili and a log
Diarrhea... WHO DID IT... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Pal Joey on 11/08/2000
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Doge chew bones, cows chew cud
I chew spinach, and shoot out mud
Diarrhea...I eats me spinach... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Bacon Face on 11/13/2000
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When you're lying on your back
And it's pooling in your crack
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Brendan and Leslie on 03/11/2001
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When your shit is in a twist
And the toliet is a bliss
Dont gotta to piss, but shit a heavy dish

 Squeezed out by BigX on 03/13/2000
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When you're out playing soccer
And you ate too many whoppers
Diarrhea... game over... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by wry evan and lee on 09/09/2000
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I pooped in a cup on time
Then i sipped it out with a straw
Diarrhea... yum yum yum... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by peter dragon on 06/18/2000
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My ass is on fire
Good god make it stop
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by cheese on 12/05/2000
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Don't walk under birds
Cause they shoot out liquid turds
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Jim on 03/17/2000
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If your doing a dance and ya feel something
Prance!!!
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Paige the fartknockher on 03/13/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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Once i had diarrhea
It kinda felt good
I squirted it out just like i should

 Squeezed out by STERNZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ on 03/30/2001
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When your sittin on the john, and the toilet papers gone
Be a man, use your hand

 Squeezed out by matt abbott on 07/13/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your runnin in first
And you feel somethin burst
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by kenji weber on 11/16/2000
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When you've just caught a trout
And it smells worse than sourkraut
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by ajt on 03/30/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you feel a big fat squish
An your butt begins to itch
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by xlax1 on 05/09/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When there's nothing but flies around the back of your pants
And the smell would gag a magget then there might be a chance
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by ctdj on 04/04/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When ur chattin on the fone
And u just start 2 moan
Diarrhea...Constipation..No Way!! It's Diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Hockey Chik on 04/13/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When ur chewin on a taco
And u smell like a guy named paco
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by The great one on 06/07/2000
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I had diarrhea this morning


 Squeezed out by christopher on 03/19/2001
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When look at your lip and you feel
Something rip
Diarrhea...Ripriprip.... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by JOSH HILL on 12/25/2000
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When ur walkin down the street
And u feel it at ur feet
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Jon malpass on 12/22/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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*Ploot*Ploot*Fart*Fart*, this site is mighty fine
Diarrhea poems are chic and smart
I wish to contact the Abnormal_99! (gladysflatus@aol.com)

 Squeezed out by Gladys Flatus on 12/19/2000
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As I went to site down, I heard a little squeak
I suddenly had a frown, because i had a leak...*sigh*
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Stephanie on 12/30/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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Wacky
Diarrhea
For a wacky toilet

 Squeezed out by christopher on 02/27/2001
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When i'm licking ar lasses snatch
And i can smell a fresh batch
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by blakksta on 05/15/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you're sliding down a rail
And you see a dark trail
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Stercer on 02/23/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you really feel like flirting
But your asshole won't stop squirting
Diarrhea... ohhhhhh... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by The Game on 10/03/2000
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Check one, check two
Check my underware I have poo
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Darby O. on 11/13/2000
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When your shittin in your pants it does a little dance,
And when it hurts the most you see crappie ghost,
Diarrhea... Ouch Ouch ...diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Jordy&Liz; on 05/28/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your feelin kinda old
And your buttholes really bold
Diarrhea...Its gonna burst... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by lonely farts on 10/25/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When TONNIE HOOKS YOU ON THIS SITE
You CLENCH YOUR BUTT CHEEKS MIGHTY TIGHT
Diarrhea... I AM OBSESSED.. diarrhea

 Squeezed out by KC SUNSHINE on 02/24/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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If your tummy's feeling heinous
And stuff shoots out your anus
Diarrhea... look out below ... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by G. Love on 05/25/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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Tacos, Burritos
What's that coming out of you speedos
Diarrhea... eye ye ye... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by shaghappy_69 on 03/08/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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I went to prison once and done up the butt hard
By a inmate and my butt cheeks were black and blue and i started cryin
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by peter dragon on 06/23/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you really got to fart and you say oh "what the hell" and let it rip
Its really not gas its diarrhea "oh shit"
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by fart poo cheese on 04/06/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your sittin in a pool
It played you for a fool
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Ave on 08/31/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When i'm runnin into work
And my pants begin to jerk
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by barcy on 05/15/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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Crying.....There's no toilet paper on the roll
Dying ....I got at least 14 flushes to go
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by klimax7@home.com on 04/21/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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I was looking at "Liquid poop"
And I noticed that something went gloop
So now It is really soup

 Squeezed out by Oily and Boily on 03/18/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your eating your pop tarts
And out comes a squishy fart
Diarrhea... squishy squishy... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by corey & travis on 10/21/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you're ridin on the Mardi Gras float
And you're about to shit a moat
Diarrhea...There are no bathrooms.... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Diva2096 on 02/11/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When i'm slurping a nice wet gash
Then i feel it on my tash
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by blakksta on 05/20/2001
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When your going into first
And you feel a big burst
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Jerome Kwidar on 03/27/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your having lots of fun
And then somthing starts to run
Its diarrhea... cha cha cha... its diarrhea

 Squeezed out by jack da brat on 05/16/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you're munchin on an EGG
But your butt explodes instead
Diarrhea...Lactose Intolerant...Diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Pal Joey on 11/08/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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A lovely lass gorged on pancakes and beer
Isnt so lovely with...
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Sir Fartsalot on 05/30/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you're walking down the road
And you feel your bowels explode
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Pinklady26 on 05/03/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you're looking for a scoop
Because your pants are full of poop
Diarrhea... scoop the poop ... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by mysterious poo on 03/26/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your humping in a shed
And you feel something spread
Diarrhea... oh oh oh... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by A Guy on 12/23/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your fartin in the bed
And you feel somethin spread...
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by banjo on 12/22/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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If you feel something squooshy
Runnin out your tooshy
Drop your pants... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Craptacular on 05/16/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your dialing up the phone and
Under your chair you find some foam
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by JOSH HILL on 12/27/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When yer walkin down da street something
Drips down your feet
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by sarah..dan on 11/11/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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Roses are red voilets are blue i luv u i luv u
I really do dont get to excited i luv monkeys too!
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by ben-dover on 06/23/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you feel a poop commin on
And your not even close to a jon
Diarrhea... hold it in... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by mr cool and mr bob on 07/04/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you're sittin' on the dunny
And it comes out kinda runny
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Sober Simon on 06/21/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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You feel so brave today, You're farting! I should say,
Your liquid poop can't stay, So let it go away!

 Squeezed out by Jacomo on 05/30/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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Hello!!!!
Hi!
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by retod on 03/07/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you are sitting on the toilet and you have no toilet paper
Be a man use your hand
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by abc123 don't crap_on me on 12/24/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you're swimming on the team
And you feel a liquid cream
Diarrhea...That's not sun block... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by PoopMaster87 on 06/02/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your at the mall. . . .
And you feel a squishy ball
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by ThE LiZaRd kInG on 01/31/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you're going on date
And your butt starts to perculate
Diarrhea... free refills... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by twosickchicks on 12/15/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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I poo in the toilet
Sometimes in the garbage
But not in the sink

 Squeezed out by christopher on 02/20/2001
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When your siting on a rock
And you feel a little ploop
Diarrhea...Diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Zach Stein on 08/22/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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Two-Second squeeze and down the tube
That's what I call a jiffy-lube
Diarrhea... real quick like... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Ueberfrau on 05/18/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you are winning the 30 meter dash,
When you hear a splash
Diarrhea...Run run run!... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by chris o funkey on 02/21/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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I saw a man today
He must have weighed alot
Diarrhea... Don't want to see it... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Johnny A on 05/02/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When YOU'RE SITTING ON THE JOHN
And YOUR TOILET PAPERS GONE
Be A MAN ... cha cha cha... USE YOUR HAND

 Squeezed out by NICK ANTHONY AND JOE on 03/23/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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Diarrhea is not a thing to be toyed with
Damien!!!!

 Squeezed out by Christopher on 03/13/2001
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When your baby's being born
And your feeling dinner's corn
Diarrhea... there's the chicken!!... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Robyn Luttrull and Sally McGee on 05/30/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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Jean Jean made a machine
Joe Joe made it go
Art Smart made a fart and blew it all a part

 Squeezed out by Plug Man Howell on 03/24/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your sitting down......(and)
And your pants turn brown!!(nasty)
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Brittany Schwartz Master of Diaster on 11/15/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you're sitt'n in a chair
And it gives you quite a scare
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by ajt on 04/22/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you've eaten dodgy chicken
And your poo-poo just won't thicken
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Joanna on 11/28/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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Diggin'in the dirt
And you feel a little squirt
Diarrhea...Squenchey, squenchey... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by tony herold on 03/02/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your out in the open
And you feel something poken
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Amy "Aims" Arndt on 11/13/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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Hi my name is (fart) my name is (fart)
My name is slippy slippy nasty farts
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Mikey D A.K.A. Dillio on 05/03/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When i'm drinking from the keg
And something is rolling down my leg
Diarrhea

 Squeezed out by melissa on 04/07/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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Never know when your strolling
Oh my god a leaking colon!!!!!!!!!
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by log the on 09/12/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When the pants are split open
And the tar keeps on flowin
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by JOE MELVILLE on 03/24/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you have a gnome up your ass
And it starts to pass gas
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by busty jones on 05/09/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When youre watch'n Richard Geere
And it come's out cause of fear
Diarrhea... Ahhhh!!!!... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by ajt on 03/02/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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The brown filled bowl...
My raw ,red hole...
May God have pity on my poor soul!

 Squeezed out by Sir Fartsalot on 05/30/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you are running to second,
You yell out loud "I think something happened!"
Diarrhea... run to third!... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by chris o funkey on 02/21/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your sittin' on the pot
And ya feel somethin' rot
Diarrhea... fart, fart... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by krispy on 07/19/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you're climbing up the mountain
And you feel a little fountain
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by ronny gutierrez on 08/24/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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I have diarrhea on my lips
It makes me feel sick
!!

 Squeezed out by christopher on 02/06/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you're lay'n in bead
And you feel somthing spread
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by ajt on 03/02/2001
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When your lickin someones ass
And you smell some bad gass
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by She She on 06/01/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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If your carrying a big load
And you feel your butt explode
Diarrhea.... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Kyle the butt muncher on 03/02/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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If your swimming in a pool and ya feel
Something cool
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Paige the fartknockher on 03/13/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your chicken is finger lickin'
And out your butt the Colonel comes a tricklin'
Diarrhea...Lick the finger,or the Colonel?... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Kentucky Fried Caboose Weasle on 03/20/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop
Poooooooooooooootpoooooooooooop
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by JENNAMEW on 07/21/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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Yoda "forced" out a rabbit pellet
It's kinda cute until you smell it
Roughage I seek. Constipated am I.

 Squeezed out by abnormal_99 on 07/14/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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They ARE EVYWHERE, THE MEN IN WHITE SUITs!
Help ME ESCAPE!! I HELPED YOU!!! NO MORE!
Why? why? why all this bloodshed? must i kil them ALLL LIKE BEFORE!??!?

 Squeezed out by ALF HITLOR on 04/08/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you think you're funny
And your ass is very runny
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by 666666699999999 on 02/26/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you've just had refried beans
And its bursting out the seams
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Los pantalones quemados on 12/16/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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If your going on a date
And you feel its too too late
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Shannon Bucholtz on 06/01/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you're sitting on the grass
And it dribbles out your ass
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Sober Simon on 06/21/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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I would hate to live in a house
Made out of diarrhea
But i am sure it is better than getting hit in the face with diarrhea

 Squeezed out by christopher on 02/06/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your sittin in the dirt
And you feel somethin squirt
Diarrhea... that aint mud... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Mandy Moore on 06/15/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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You Ain't getting no more play
When you're booty starts to spray
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Queen LaQueefa on 11/25/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When ur drivin into town
And ur pants r turing brown
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by jf on 12/12/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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Shifting out of fisrt, you ass is gonna busrt, pop it into to second, you hurry not to let it,
Slam into third, oohh i think its just a turd,spluuuuuhhhaaaaat!!!!!!
Diarrhea... vroom vroom vroom... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Shane on 06/09/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When someone goes boo
And you feel a squishy poo
Diarrhea... very nasty... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by ollieboo on 10/21/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When Your Shiting
Your Prolly Squirting
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... Diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Frank Vella on 01/31/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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If you think that nothing matters
Just wait 'til your poop splatters!
Diarrhea...Call the Hotline...Diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Flatus Maximus on 05/29/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When Gore's passing a levie
Then you eat something heavy
Diarrhea... disinfectant... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by hexlmanic on 10/06/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your squirtin' is getting hairy
You can expect that dingleberry
Diarrhea... scratch scratch scratch... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by BloodyDiarrhea.com on 11/14/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your sitting on the pot
And hoping for diarrhea, but there is none,you can't shit, so you just piss
Constipation... cha cha cha... constipation

 Squeezed out by Constipation on 12/07/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your walking down the hall
And you feel your ball
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by FUNNY CHINESE PPL on 03/16/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your butt begins to rap
And you have to take a crap
Diarrhea... ooh aww aww... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by numnads on 07/31/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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Open your mouth, open it wide
Cause I'm going to put shooty pooh inside
Diarrhea...My kind of hot fudge... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Fun w/ Poo on 05/10/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your heart starts to flutter
And your arse sprays brown butter
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by dazza on 01/03/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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Do you like my shooty pooh
I made it runny just for you.
Diarrhea...Taste the shooty pooh... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Fun w/ Poo on 05/09/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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I
Poop
Dayley

 Squeezed out by ralph on 04/07/2001
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Yeah, my pants are kinda squishy
(But it sure beats smelling fishy)
You GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by runny stools on 03/02/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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Roseare red voilets are blue my butts are red
Because of u my butt is blue from taken a po po
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by ben-dover on 06/23/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you are riding on a bus
And your ass starts to pus
Diarrhea...Stop this thing NOW!... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by T-Bones on 10/20/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your pant's are smellin funky
Your pants gotta be chunky
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Ave n' chris on 08/31/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you feel smomethen heavy sitin on the levy
You hear splat spalt splat you yell what was that
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Jon on 05/12/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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If you want to read haiku
This is not the site for you
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Ring Ring on 05/25/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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The feeling in your Tooshie
Is gettin kinda Gooshie...
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Chingatch Croute on 02/28/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your lookin kinda sad
Thinkin bout that lamb u shouldn't have had
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Ave on 08/30/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When ur sitting in a Air Plane
And ur ass starts to complain
Diarrhea... WOOOO WEEEe... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by the Italian Gurl on 04/13/2001
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I hear you have no friends
It's because you filled up your DEPENDS
Diarrhea... saggy pants... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by the drug store cowboy on 02/24/2000
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When you're playin' with acid
And it fealls like you got bit by the croc on lake placid
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by ajt on 02/27/2001
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When YOUR RUNNING UP A DONW IN OUT
Shit I STUFFED UP
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by MONKEY on 03/14/2001
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When your last name is thiessen
And you feel your ass leakin
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by trever on 02/28/2001
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You've just had your beans and rice...
Now your tummy's in a vice....
Diarrhea... holy jalepenios... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by xgal1 on 03/14/2000
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Time is Tight
And Your ass is high
No paper in the world can get you dry

 Squeezed out by BIG ED IN OP on 06/09/2001
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Hey pimply assed again
I havent got any phone calls and im really upset
Please call

 Squeezed out by Mikey D A.K.A. Dillio on 05/03/2000
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Sleap with me sweet brown child of mine
For no cheap thrills can hold me down
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by MonkeyBusiness on 05/04/2000
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When your walkin down the city
And your smellin something sh!ty
Diarrhea... its you... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Louie and Angel on 10/22/2000
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When your sitting on a loo
And you feel a skermy poo
Diarrhea....Yuck... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by billy on 03/19/2001
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Although my crap looks like a sleeze
It takes the Devil to his knees
Diarrhea... Is da bomb... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Crazy white guy from Brownfield on 05/20/2001
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Don't
Bother your
Father

 Squeezed out by christopher on 02/21/2001
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When i bought my green astra
I could feel it coming out faster
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by blakksta on 05/20/2001
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Oh solo mia! I gotsa diarrhea!
And I musta tell it..before you smell it!
Tomorrow may be too late..I gotsa diarrhea! My bowels won't wait!

 Squeezed out by Flatus Maximus on 05/29/2000
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Poop fondue will suffuse your soul with flavor.
After that we can get ice cream.
Or I can stab you with a needle.

 Squeezed out by A Special Seat For Mikey on 04/16/2001
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Odious Voiced, eldest muse of diarrhea poetry
Reigning with toliet paper and soiled corncob
Crown us in the brown liquids of your love.

 Squeezed out by Tiberius Buttocks on 05/03/2001
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When you want to poop in flavors
What el's is better
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by v smooth on 03/08/2001
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The noise and all the beers
The day i squeezed out Britney Spears
Diarrhea... and Christina... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by ~A&A;~ on 06/04/2000
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When ur sittin home alone
And you cant reach the phone
Diarrhea... *69 ... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Poop Head on 07/30/2000
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When u poop
And it stinks
Its diarrhea

 Squeezed out by peter dragon on 06/01/2000
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No... that's not just ants,
There's poop down in my pants!
Diarrhea... I gotta run... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Sandy on 03/16/2000
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When you are watching a Nascar Race
And Dale Earnhardt in on the Chase
Diarrhea... Go 3 Go ... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Dale_H on 01/17/2001
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Sandy
Diarrhea
Sucks so bad

 Squeezed out by christopher on 02/26/2001
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When you got to drop a log
But it comes out a juicy sog
Diarrhea...Squenchy,Squency...Diarrhea

 Squeezed out by tony herold on 03/07/2000
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When i smelled somthing rotten
I'd just simply forgotten
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by blakksta on 06/06/2001
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When your dancin in a club
An your ass begins to throw a chub
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by xlax1 on 05/09/2001
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When your playing dreamcast
Then your pants smell like ass
Diarrhea... i shit in my pants... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by numnads on 07/31/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you can't hold your lunch
Dont worry it will come out in a big brown bunch
Diarrhea... big brown bunch... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Rediye1212 on 05/23/2000
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Here I stand in a trance
Tried to fart, but pooped my pants
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Rodney McGarey on 12/05/2000
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When your balls are gonna pop
And you hear a anvil drop
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by BigX on 03/13/2000
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When yer feelin a poop
Butt it comes out like soup
Diarrhea... splash... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Jeff44zzz on 09/21/2000
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As the sun is setting on my life
I shoot diarrhea onto my wife
, as she sleeps unaware

 Squeezed out by christopher on 01/01/2001
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When you think your butt is clean
But you haven't looked between
Diarrhea... your ass is dirty

 Squeezed out by Angel on 10/22/2000
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When I say shooty you say pooh
Shooty, pooh, shooty, pooh
I scream you scream we all scream for shooty pooh

 Squeezed out by Fun w/ Poo on 05/10/2000
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When you're lighting up a spliff
And you feel something stick
Diarrhea... toke toke toke... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Sam on 04/17/2001
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You squeezed me so tight my cheeks came apart
You opened the door to one juicy fart
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by ctdj on 03/27/2001
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One time i pooped in the toilet and my poop kind of looked like Abraham Lincoln
So i put it in a glass case and let my friends look at it for $2
Im probably gonna sell it to a museum sometime

 Squeezed out by ben-dover on 06/23/2000
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If your sittin in your school
And your butt begins to drool
Diarrhea... timmy! diarrhea

 Squeezed out by alex the macdaddy on 07/21/2000
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When you wish for solid poop
And it all just comes out goop
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by mscrutable on 08/25/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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Oops i did it again
I Craped my pants once again
Diarrhea... God I'm good!... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by The Terd Master on 05/19/2000
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When your driving in a chevy
And you feel something heavy
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Hank Martin on 03/24/2001
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When You feel something that burns like a cut
And the skin falls off your butt
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by jessica on 06/02/2001
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Diarrhea ....la la la ...Diarreha
Diarreha ....ta ta ta Diarreha
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Mikel on 06/06/2001
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When your driving into laughlin
And your bum starts a coughin
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by kandis (queen of poo-poo) enge on 05/07/2001
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It ran and ran, so i couldn't get off the can. finally heard my friend tia yell
"What's going on in there? did you die, reah?
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by reah on 03/18/2000
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It's a poopie poopie smelly poop
Ppppppooooooooooooooooopppppppppppp
A MONKEY MAN POOPIE

 Squeezed out by noah halpern on 03/08/2001
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When Monica blew Bill
He was feelin' kinda ill
Dirarrhea..On her dress..diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Flatus Maximus on 05/24/2000
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If u see ur friend named Nance
And there's a big huge lump in ur pants
Diarrhea...Lumpy, Smelly, & Hot...Diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Hockey Chik on 04/13/2001
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When your sphincter becomes loose
And your pants are full of mousse
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Joanna on 11/28/2000
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Has your sphincter lost control
So it gushes out your hole?
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Mark Jones on 05/17/2000
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What is wrong with diarrhea?
Is it such a bad idea...
To eat it?

 Squeezed out by Dude O'Jack on 02/21/2001
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When your sittin on the can
And you really need a fan
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by breena on 10/21/2000
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I was talking to my granny
When it leaked out of my fanny
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Crystal on 03/07/2000
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When you hear a rumble and
You start to stumble
Diarrhea... "hey mom, look what I did to the carpet"... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Max Carter on 06/17/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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I LIKE WEBSITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ha HA AH WHO HA AH HA HEE HEE WHO HEE!!!!!!!!!!
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by ALANNA WILBUR IN CALEDONIA ONTARIO CANADA (CALL ME) on 01/18/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you're slurpin up a slurpee
And you have to put the flushie
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by JOE MELVILLE on 03/25/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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Here I sit all broken hearted; tried to shit but only farted
Now I take my second chance; tried to fart and shit my pants

 Squeezed out by nick rad and pat sandy on 06/11/2000
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First your chillin with the misses
Then out comes hershey kisses
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by realz on 02/27/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you're sittin in the tub
And you feel something rub
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by spankable on 05/02/2001
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If you think your farting air
And it stains your underwear
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Los pantalones quemados on 12/16/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you try to fart
An your butt splits apart
Diarrhea... yip...yip...yip... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by smell dis on 05/10/2001
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When your hind tail goes patooey
And you butt feels wet and gooey
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by PoopMaster Flex on 06/02/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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Oh my god whats that smell
It smells like it came for hell
Diarrhea, clap clap diarrhea, clap clap

 Squeezed out by Mikey D A.K.A. Dillio on 04/29/2000
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Put it on a plate
And give it to ya mate
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Hamish Mc Thompson on 11/29/2000
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When you're goin' down the road
And you feel a heavy load
Diarrhea... ha ha ha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Amy on 11/06/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your sliding into first
And you feel somthing burst
Diarrhea... I shit my pants... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Dan on 04/28/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When it don't feel very hard
And shoots out like boilin lard
Hot cha mama...burnin dung... here it come!

 Squeezed out by Susan Arrowsmith on 06/12/2000
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When you take so much Ex-Lax
That you decorate your slacks.
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Mark Jones on 05/17/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you're dancing in the bar
And your pants fill up with tar
Diarrhea... lost my date... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by wry evan and lee on 09/09/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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Floatin down the gutter,
Like a hunk o peanut butter
Diarrhea... Fart ...Fart... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Demigod on 07/06/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When ur running down the road and you feel something erode diareha pp diareah
When ur running back to camp and u feel sumthin damp...take a guess cha cha cha
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by BuffinChickZ on 11/04/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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If you feel something heavy
And u are not in a chevy you are probally at a backs street boys concert
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by mr cool and mr bob on 07/04/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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You feel and know its comin
Thats your butthole doin the rumblin
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Hi on 06/03/2000
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Some people think its funny
But its really hot and runny
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Becca on 11/12/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your giving a Donkey Punch
And out comes your Liquid Lunch
Diarrhea... 20 lb hand... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by T-Bones on 10/23/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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Butt turned inside out, livin' diarrhea loca. Don't push... it comes right out, livin' diarrhea loca.
My face is turning red, and my pants the color mocha
Givin' the State of the Union Address... and livin' diarrhea loca.

 Squeezed out by George W. Push on 02/06/2001
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Have you ever seen a sight
Like slurpy wet shite
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by blakksta on 05/20/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you are talking to elvis
And there is a brown stain near his pelvis
Diarrhea

 Squeezed out by franky on 04/07/2001
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As you sit on the throne,and your thumbs you tweedle
It must be comforting to know you can shit through an eye of a needle
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Birdmaker on 02/24/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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I eat poop
By the scoops
Poopy... yum yum yum... poopy

 Squeezed out by Poop on 10/19/2000
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When your feeling a little goose
Then all hell breaks loose
Diarrhea... gotta shit... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by andy poo on 10/25/2000
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When your sittin in the tub, and your playing with your ship
And its really a piece of shit
Diarrhea... rubber ducky... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by corey on 10/22/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you're looking for romance
But instead you crap your pants
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Sal Betrogen on 10/26/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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If you're old and have loose poo
Then Depends might be for you.
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Mark Jones on 05/17/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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It almost weighed a pound
When it almost hit the ground
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Jeremy Huisman on 10/18/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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Oh yea and harken thy words.
Tis well known what lies in store for those souls of anguish.
Only it can save you and they name is Diarrhea.

 Squeezed out by Isiah Brown Prophet at large on 05/11/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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Juliet: "Romeo, Romeo, Wherefore art thou Romeo?"
Romeo: ohhhhhhhh
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Los pantalones quemados on 12/16/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your ass is full of sweat
And your feeling moist and wet
Diarrhea.. diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Paige the fartknockher on 03/19/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you are sitting in church
And your bowels start to lurch
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Stealth on 03/06/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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If u think ur kewl & sweet
And in ur pants is fresh meat
Its Diarrhea...cha cha cha...Diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Hockey Chik on 04/13/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you got a bucket ful of terds
Drop them out in little itty bitty curds!
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by THE GRAND TERD on 04/29/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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If you let out a fart
And its juicy from the start
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Ashley on 03/19/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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The human body has a wast station all
So close to a recreational park HaHa!
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Bigg Don on 03/11/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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I was going past a bush
When I heard an awful whoosh
Diarrhea... mmm mmm.. diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Crystal on 03/07/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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I had dairrhea and i couldnt hold it at school on my my way to the the bathroom
It came out and my butt cheeks started flapen and diarrea flew out
Diarrhea... i couldnt hold it... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by peter dragon on 06/22/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your feeling kind of down
Then your parents start to drown
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Adam on 05/17/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you think that it's just gas
But it's running out your ASS
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by realz on 02/27/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your sittin in the shower
And you feel a burst of power
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by jon, cory, ralph on 02/02/2001
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When your poop color is liqued red
With a mix of corn and bread its
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by v smooth on 03/08/2001
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This web site is sick
You better take some pepto quick
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by pooh-pooh on 11/22/2000
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If your britches stink and sag
When you raise the pirate flag
Diarrhea... yo ho ho ... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Craptain Hook on 05/19/2000
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A drunken guy called "Diary here! cha cha cha Diary here!""
Disgusted people thought they did hear:
"Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea"

 Squeezed out by Stefan The Greater Poop Kleinschmidt on 03/19/2001
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Esther is a big fat shmooze
She's got diarrhea on her shoes
Diarrhea...Esther's Fat... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by I hate Esther on 05/09/2001
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When you're screaming for your mother
And she grabs a stick of butter
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Los pantalones quemados on 12/16/2000
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I was the first person
To post at liquid poop.com
Of the year 2001

 Squeezed out by christopher on 02/14/2001
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J.Lhl
Oiujññññ
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by lflr@ono.com on 05/26/2001
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You smell the shit
The shit shit
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by monkey on 03/13/2001
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It is considered quite the anomaly when you see a poop leprechaun.
These devious creatures lurk the night in search for more souls to harvest.
If you ever come across one call me at 1-800-ICEFISH.

 Squeezed out by A Special Seat For Mikey on 06/02/2001
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Crap splatter does it matter?
In the shoe and out the blatter
Diarrhea...... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Jami Spraker on 02/21/2001
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When you're opening a drawer
And something starts to pour
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Cassie on 03/18/2001
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When you're lifting up your leg,
And it smells just like a plague
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Retodd on 02/23/2001
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Hemroids my ass hurts I'm sitting
Rock my hemroids!
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by ELLE-wan on 05/04/2000
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

 Squeezed out by Taylor on 07/19/2000
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If ur makin-out with ur lover
And ur ass just starts to hover
Diarrhea...O yah!!...Diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Hockey Chik on 04/13/2001
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I live in a town of little poop men,
And they wear little hats that befit the likes of them,
The people come together and tell stories of times past.

 Squeezed out by A Special Seat For Mikey on 02/18/2001
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When it starts to poor down
And you think your gonna drown
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Los pantalones quemados on 12/16/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you wake up in the mornin and
Your butt starts a pourin
Diarrhea... change your sheets... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by big dave on 05/20/2000
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Mom is going first..
Cause her butt's about to burst
Diarrhea... Look Out ... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by cottoncandie on 03/26/2000
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Shit shit shit
Paul lives in the shit pit
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by danny on 03/07/2001
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If your sitting on a plant
And your butt starts to chant
Diarrhea... i need a translator... ... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Robert Workman on 03/18/2001
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When you feel kind of gloomy
And you r butt goes ka-bloomy
Diarrhea... boom boom boom... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Ms. Constipation and her trusty side-kick Ms. Sticky on 12/02/2000
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When your playing in the dirt
And feel something going down your skirt
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by A Roberts on 05/07/2000
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When Your Riding on a coaster
And your butt feels like a toaster
Diarrhea...Oh THAT BURNS... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by I hate Esther on 05/09/2001
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When you're swimming in a pool
And you juste ate pasta'e fagiolo
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by md on 10/01/2000
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When you are in a lake
And your legs start to shake
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by stuart on 05/09/2001
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When you'r looking up the sky
Just when a sick bird passes by
Diarrhea... right in your eye... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Gif on 03/13/2000
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Some people think its gross
But its really good on toast
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Janet on 11/12/2000
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Diarrhea! I just had a case of diarrhea! And suddenly I found how profound my ass can be! Diarrhea...when holding it in, you are praying.
Blast it out and the walls you are spraying!
Diarrhea, I'll never stop having diarrheee-aaaah! (Credit Leonard Bernstein).

 Squeezed out by Gladys Flatus on 05/29/2000
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When your sliding into home
And your pants fill up with foam
Diarrhea... HOMERUN!... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Frank on 11/12/2000
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When you're hang'n upside down
And it lands on you're head, makes it BROWN!
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by ajt on 04/22/2001
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Ten diarrheas
In ten toilets
Is success

 Squeezed out by christopher on 02/26/2001
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Everyone who reads this, go eat diarrhea. it tastes good.
Very good
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Master Bates on 05/31/2000
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When you're sitting on a cloud
And you feel something proud
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Gabe on 04/30/2000
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When your walkin down the market
And you hear that somebody farted
Diarrhea... you craped on yourself... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Louie and Angel on 10/22/2000
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When your sittin under the covers
And something in your pants feels like flubber
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Mikey D A.K.A. Dillio on 04/29/2000
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Twas the night before my prom
And I was fed a lacitive in my drink
So guess what? Yeah, My butt turned pink!!!

 Squeezed out by Oily and Boily on 03/18/2001
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When you're installing an ugly curtain
And you hear it s-s-squirting
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by ajt on 04/22/2001
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When your sittin on the throne
And you don't like your butt's tone
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Pete on 05/18/2000
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When you are driving in your jeep
And you hear something peep
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by big dave on 05/20/2000
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When you think your going to drop a log
But it comes out as a squishy sog
Diarrhea...Squenchy,Squenchy...Diarrhea

 Squeezed out by tony herold on 03/03/2000
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When your fellin kinda ill
And pooped more than your toilet's fill
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Ave on 08/31/2000
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When the smell is foul
And liquid flows from your bowels
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by KC & The Sunshine Band on 11/29/2000
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Hello i am ralph kyle michelle niel bryce ashton cody and russell are kool
But kylie is a bit**
Diarrhea... HAHAHA... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by ralph on 04/04/2001
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Once I wished my neighbor to eat shit
Now I think I must be hit
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Dog e doo on 05/26/2000
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When you fall in a ditch
And you feel a weird pinch
Diarrhea... pinchy pinchy... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by the man josh and his sis. on 12/25/2000
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If you're playing with your gato
And your butt hole wins the lotto
Diarrhea... spank my ass... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Gato on 05/26/2000
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When you are reciting your part
And it comes out with your fart
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by flamehead on 03/20/2001
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I love zz top
They are my favorite band
Please love me

 Squeezed out by zz top on 02/07/2001
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When your walking down the hall
And you feel your ball
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by FUNNY CHINESE PPL on 03/16/2001
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When you're feeling not so macho
And theres watcho in your crotcho
Diarrhea...My father is to blame for this one!... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by watcho on 03/20/2000
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Three blind mice, three blind mice, look at their runs! Look at their runs!
They shat all over the farmer's wife, ruining her self-satisfaction device!
Diarrhea...You'd better "run" for your lives!...all three blind mice.

 Squeezed out by Gladys Flatus on 06/02/2000
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I do not like green farts you see
Especially when my butt begins to pee
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by something smelly on 05/10/2001
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When you think your all alone
An your butt starts to groan
Diarrhea... pooh...pooh...pooh... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by smell dis on 05/10/2001
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When your eatin a banana
And sompin comes out your fannie
You just shit your pants

 Squeezed out by Mikey D A.K.A. Dillio on 04/30/2000
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Chy Gappmeyer had a huge chunk of his leg,
Bitten off by a dog.
If diarrhea runs down his leg, it could get infected.

 Squeezed out by Christopher on 03/13/2001
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I love the feel of fresh poop in my pants
But i love it even more when its
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by jessie on 04/25/2001
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Therewas AN OLD MAN FROM PERU,WHO ALWAYS POOED IN A CANOE,
Fartfartfartfart,Splatterpoopoo,
Diarrhea... NO SHOE...... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by JENNIMEW on 09/15/2000
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If you are driving in your car
And you know the bathroom is far
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Stealth on 03/06/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your surfing liqiud poop
And you feel something bloop
Diarrhea.Com! ...diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Nark on 07/18/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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I was sittin on da toilet
Smokin a chicklet and fartin up a freaky storm
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Crack Head Sarah! on 11/11/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your eating a tart and you fart a wet fart
There's tart in my fart!
Diarrhea... wet pants ... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by fatso on 12/15/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When I pass a little fart
And my cheeks begin to part
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Mason on 10/25/2000
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When you crap or something right so dont do it yeah dont do it
Im telling you dont do it ha ha ha ha ha ha
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by im crazy on 05/28/2000
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If you want to crap with ease, put your elbows on your knees,
Then just give a good, hard squeeze.....
Crap flies out like rotten cheese!

 Squeezed out by Flatus Maximus on 06/05/2000
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Shooty pooh, shooty pooh.
Watch OUT! I'm gonna shoot it on you.
Diarrhea...Squirt it in your face... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Fun w/ Poo on 05/09/2000
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When you're play'n tony hawk
And it feels you'v crapped a sokc
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by ajt on 02/28/2001
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Lalalalalala
Babababababababa
Diarrhea... kiss my ass... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Gato on 05/26/2000
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When your nips are getting hard
And you start to push real hard
Diarrhea... oh my god... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Mikey D A.K.A. Dillio on 04/29/2000
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Luke and Han and Princess Leia
Mopped up Chewie's diarrhea
Diarrhea... Laugh it up, Fuzzball... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by abnormal_99 on 07/14/2000
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I didn't know when my rhymes became sole property of liquid poop,
I would be subject to sabotage.
I don't like it, I guess this is what it is like to eat a doodie.

 Squeezed out by Christopher on 03/13/2001
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When you're climbing up the mountain
And you feel a little fountain
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by ronny gutierrez on 08/24/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man who farts in fives. Every fart had five more fumes, every fume had five more squeaks,
Every squeak begat five new farts. Then, oh man, all over, he starts!
Oh, land 'o mercy, sakes alive! How many farts were wafting to St. Ives???

 Squeezed out by Gladys Flatus on 06/11/2000
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Bad sea food in your belly
Now your toilet is all smelly
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by poop@pants.com on 05/23/2000
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I met a derby-hatted poop the other day.
"Hello good sir," I tell the poop.
"A mighty fine day to you as well," says he.

 Squeezed out by A Special Seat For Mikey on 03/20/2001
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Esther is a big ol' BASS
She's got diarrhea on her ASS
Diarrhea...Esther IS SO GROSS SHE WEARS THE SAME PANTS EVRYDAY... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Alison-HELLO KANDIS:) on 05/09/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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There is this dumb breeder named Joe, a retard whose ignorance shows,
That his thoughts clearly come, from his own hungry bum
But from his brain, the real crap doth flow

 Squeezed out by Sister Mary Frankenstein on 11/27/2000
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When your eating cotton-candy...
And you splat on mandy
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by rocky and j.s on 04/17/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your riding on a harley
And you feel something knarley
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Joe Howell on 03/24/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you're tired of poopin,but ya just can't quit
Its.........Liquishit
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Chili-lover on 05/22/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your walking in the mall and you see
It bouncing off the walls
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Princess Pooh on 05/22/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you're fell'n pretty sick
And it comes out like a brick
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by ajt on 03/02/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you're play'n with you're pet mouse
And it lands on some girl's blouse
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by ajt on 03/20/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you have a dirty bum
And you clean it with you tongue
Diarrhea... like a dog... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Lindsey,Corey, and Travis on 10/21/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your knees begin to quake
And your stream becomes a lake
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Los pantalones quemados on 12/16/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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I need some Kaopectate
So my ass won't expectorate
Diarrhea..Make it stop!..Diarrhea..

 Squeezed out by Flatus Maximus on 05/24/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your walking down the hall
And you hear sumthing fall
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Max Carter on 06/17/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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Give me some Ex-Lax, some beans; an enema and then some collard greens; The pertistalsis soon will set me free..
Give the foods and the laxes that bring relief to me..
Then lift your lamp beside the bathroom door! (Apologies to Emma Lazarus)

 Squeezed out by Flatus Maximus on 06/17/2000
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When your sliding into home
And your feelin somethin foam
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Chris on 08/31/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you're in the car with mom
And you smell a funny bomb
Diarrhea... fart ... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by JOE MELVILLE on 03/25/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your ass is in a bind
And you unload from behind
Diarrhea. isn't kind . diarrhea

 Squeezed out by lonely farts on 10/25/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When ur doin' ur dance
And ur ass doesn't want to romance
Diarrhea... IT THROWS A FIT... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by the Italian Gurl on 04/13/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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If your reachin down your pants
And you feel something dance
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by mr cool and mr bob on 07/04/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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I wonder what life will be like in the year 25000.
Will there still be a need to poop?
Perhaps we will be in a constant state of pooping - or maybe we would abolish the need to defecate through an atrocity of science.

 Squeezed out by A Special Seat For Mikey on 04/11/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your eating a tart and you fart a wet fart
There's tart in my fart!
Diarrhea... wet pants ... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by fatso on 12/15/2000
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When oleg farts real hard
He explodes his ass
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by igor on 05/09/2000
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When your in your girlfriends room and you see her ass jiggle
Squeeze it, oh my god it's diarrhea.
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Soos on 07/16/2000
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You people have no taste
Use my diarrhea for tooth paste!
Diarrhea...No Crest kids here... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Nasty skid marks on 03/28/2000
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So you know that somethins leavin
When your bunghole starts aheevin
Diarrhea... say goodbye... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Susan Arrowsmith on 06/07/2000
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When you eat alot of cabbage
Expect alot of damage
Diarrhea... oh my gosh... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by tazman on 06/19/2000
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When your about to dance and you smell somthing rance
I think he ripped it in his pance mabey thats why he's in that weird stance
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by chase on 07/15/2000
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When your sitting on the pot,
And you feel somethin hot
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Betsy on 07/18/2000
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The jokes on you, the jokes on you
Cause that ain't coffee, it's Shooty Pooh.
Diarrhea...Bottom's up... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Fun w/ Poo on 05/11/2000
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Sally is sitting on the spot, and Sally feels something
That could tarnish a pot
Diarrhea... thats tarnish all right.... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by josh hill on 12/31/2000
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When your driving in the car and you've driven too far
You feel the urge, your ready to splurge
Splat!!

 Squeezed out by Dr.Skipper on 08/08/2000
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When you're looking up at birds
And they start poppin terds
Diarhea...Stupid birds....Diarhea

 Squeezed out by Clint Sheets on 12/05/2000
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When your going to the john
And the toilet papers gone
Be a man, use your hand

 Squeezed out by Travis K on 10/21/2000
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I hope my sphincter doesn't spout
Before I get this poem out
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Jim the turd master on 02/22/2000
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It is not suprising that people have the need to poop.
I mean, you put food in and it must come out, right?
I wonder what all the hubbub is about.

 Squeezed out by A Special Seat For Mikey on 04/11/2001
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When you feel your bowels start churning
Your ass will soon be burning
Diarrhea..Liquid fire..diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Flatus Maximus on 05/24/2000
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When you`re jeans expand
Try to stop it with your hand
Diarrhea... squeeze your cheeks...diarrhea

 Squeezed out by bkn@webtv.com on 02/23/2000
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While writing this poem
My butt began to foam
Diarrhea...Poor chair ... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Scott&Joey; on 07/24/2000
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Cccccccrrrrrrraaaaaaappppppp
In YUR PANTS
Diarrhea... THIS BETTER GO IN THE OUTHOUSE...

 Squeezed out by JENNIMEW on 09/04/2000
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When you see something squshy
And you it's gonna be mushy
Diarrhea... mushy mushy mushy...diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Brittany Schwartz Master of Diaster on 11/15/2000
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It came from your colon
Now you're puckered up and swollen
Diarrhea... DIARRHEA... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Ben and Angie on 05/31/2001
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I was pooping today
It felt good
I think im gonna poop again tommorow

 Squeezed out by poo poo head on 03/23/2001
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When ina limo
And you feel something rather than splatter
Diarrhea... get me to the closet bathroom,driver... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by hexlmanic on 10/07/2000
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There is an incredible demand for poop scientists.
These wonderful creatures tend to stalk young girls.
I need one so bad.

 Squeezed out by A Special Seat For Mikey on 05/14/2001
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When you have a burning in your ass
And you know its not gas
Diarrhea... slush slush slush... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by www.killercats.com on 03/12/2000
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One time i went to the public pool with my friends
I pooped in it and blamed it on a little girl
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 Squeezed out by ben-dover on 06/22/2000
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There once was a man from Montrass, his balls were made out of brass,
In stormy weather his balls cling together and sparks flew out of his a#$
Diarrhea... ouch it burns... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by ouch on 10/22/2000
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If you're chowin down like Elvis
And its seeping up your pelvis
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Los pantalones quemados on 12/16/2000
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When your pushin out a pickle
And your feelin something trickle
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Brittany %24matthew Schwartz Master of Diaster on 11/16/2000
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Fillin' up the pot
When ya feel it get hot
Diarrhea... uggghhhhh... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Jesse on 02/25/2000
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No pain No strain
Just sit and let it drain
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by ollieboo on 10/21/2000
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If you smell something from you bum
Its really your chum
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by wasa on 03/14/2001
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When the Doctor says "Push"
And you hear something Squoosh
Diarrhea... It's a Boy!... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Thelma Stevenson Turdberger on 11/25/2000
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So many people
Post things
On liquid poop.com

 Squeezed out by christopher on 02/21/2001
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There's this kid named Ruprecht,
He wipes boogers all over his walls,
Well he did when he was 18, I'm not sure about now.

 Squeezed out by Christopher on 03/14/2001
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When ur comin into home
And ur pants are full of foam
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by The great one on 06/07/2000
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When you're walkin through the hall
And you feel something fall
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by spankable on 05/02/2001
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When alex eats the soap
And he feels something poke
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea (alex spanos smells like ass)

 Squeezed out by Adam S on 04/14/2001
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When you're eat'n linguini
And it comes out fast as a lambrogini
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by ajt on 02/16/2001
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When you're Eat'n a cookie
And it feels like you just craped a wookie
Diarrhea... AAAHHH!!!!!!!... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by ajt on 03/30/2001
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When your doing the hanky panky
And u smell something stanky
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Amy! on 10/29/2000
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Mardi Gras comes once a year
So please don't crap in my beer
Diarrhea... hey, that was my drink... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Diva2096 on 02/11/2001
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When you're playing the slot machines
And your ass shoots pinto beans
Diarrhea... Ding, Ding, Jack pot... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Bacon Face on 08/07/2000
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I had diarrhea this morning
Man did it burn like hell!
I still can't sit down

 Squeezed out by diarrhea hurts man on 04/25/2001
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If ya climbin up a wall and feel somein fall diarrhea.....diarrhea
If you need some peptobismol give me call...diarrhea
Wooooo.......Diarrhea..... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Whitney Ann Webb Age 12 From Nc my e-Mail address is whit_2389@yahoo.com mail me! on 02/08/2001
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When you walk to school
And you feel a stange sensation in your stool
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by jessie on 04/25/2001
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When your feelin kinda down
Then your parents start to drown
Diarrhea... get out of own... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by TIMMY O'TOOL on 05/31/2000
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When you're takin' a morning nap
And you wake up covered in crap
Diarrhea... I NEED A SHOWER!!... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by FORNICK on 08/02/2000
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When your eyes start to spin
And your asshole starts to grin
Diarrhea... Say Cheese!... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Anal Excavator on 03/03/2000
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When you see a flock of birds
Then you let a buncha turds
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Pecker on 05/17/2000
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If ya think its like poo
And ya walking in the zoo
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Robert Bell on 11/30/2000
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When you're sliding into first
And u feel something burst
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by dean kreis on 04/05/2000
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Diarrhea shoes
On blues clues
.

 Squeezed out by christopher on 02/26/2001
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When u r feeling kinda shity and u r feeling
Something heavy
Diarrhea...Shity?... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Its me Eric? on 07/19/2000
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Little Town Flert
From yor ASS it Did Squirt
Diarrhea... BIG SQUIRT. diarrhea

 Squeezed out by BIG ED IN OP on 06/09/2001
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Rhea in the morning, rhea in the evening, ria at suppa time.
When rhea's in the toilet,
You gotta see rhea all the time

 Squeezed out by lonely farts on 10/25/2000
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Bad Boys, Bad Boys, what cha' gonna do when they fart on you?
They'll drop their drawers and his you with a blast; next thing you know your ass is grass
Diarrhea... filmed on location... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Gladys Flatus on 05/27/2000
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Obey the stop sign next to the field
But your shit just won't yield
Diarrhea...On the upholstery... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Evan on 08/18/2000
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When your dialing up the phone and
Under your chair you find some foam
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by JOSH HILL on 12/27/2000
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If it smells like rotten eggs
And its running down your legs
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by SM on 06/05/2001
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I have made my diarrhea king
It wears a crown
And many beautiful jewels

 Squeezed out by christopher on 02/07/2001
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I have a fresh hot crap in my mouth.
It is running down into my stomach
It comes out again, crappier

 Squeezed out by christopher on 02/06/2001
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When i hear my belly scream
And my butthole starts to cream
Diarrhea...Diarrhea

 Squeezed out by bobby m on 04/07/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you feel a little move
And you're just about to groove
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Mason on 10/25/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you really have to go,
And it comes out like jello
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Retodd on 03/23/2001
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When you're playing with your bird
And he shits a great big turd
Diarrhea...Tweet, Tweet..diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Darby O. on 08/07/2000
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Little Miss Muffet, sat on the toilet, passing the gas away
Along came a spider, her ass drew up tighter
Then - diarrhea! - He has seen his last day!

 Squeezed out by Gladys Flatus on 06/02/2000
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It comes out of my bum
Like a bullet from a gun
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by adam on 02/08/2001
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When the vindaloo you chose
Turns your butt into a hose
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by DS on 12/04/2000
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My bung hole's acting crazy it's shooting like a hose
When I showed it to my boyfriend the stuff shot up his nose
Diarrhea... sorry 'bout that... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Fun w/ Poo on 05/12/2000
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Sing a song of six pence, shit don't cost a dime
When you shoot it hard enough then the stuff begins to fly
When the stench gets bad enough, everyone will leave, now isn't that a crock of shit to have your asshole heeve?!Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Susan Arrowsmith on 06/21/2000
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When your running to home and
You feel some foam
Diarrhea... uh uh uh... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Max Carter on 06/17/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your belly is a tightnin'
And your boodys smellin' frightnin'
Diarrhea... oh my goodness... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by dolla%27 bill on 05/30/2000
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Hey shit head u shit on ur head lol
Oh shit my dogs name is shit head
Diarrhea...Is ur name shithead... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Its me Eric on 07/19/2000
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If you smell something bad
And you look kind of bad
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by wasa on 03/14/2001
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When youre sliding into first
And you feel somthing birst!!!!!!!
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by tyler gawenda on 01/21/2001
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When your talking to your boss
And you feel something soft
Diarrhea... work work work... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by leopard spotted slut on 05/14/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you are sitting in a ship
And your seat is full of shit
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Matthew Heise on 05/17/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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Diarrhea... cha cha cha... Diarrhea
Diarrhea... cha cha cha...Diarrhea
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Hank Martin on 03/24/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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If you put poop on things,
They would have poop on them,
And that's how I like my things.

 Squeezed out by A Special Seat For Mikey on 02/08/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your slidin into third
And u feel u have to drop a terd
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by The great one on 06/07/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When your on your way to school
And your anus starts to drool
Diarrhea...Squirtin Stool ... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Messy Jessy Poo Poo on 04/28/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you're smoking on your bong
And then fudge covers your dong
Diarrhea... Cheech and Chong... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Darby O. on 08/07/2000
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The laxitives are workin great
And my SHIT is never late!
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by bad boy jad on 03/02/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you're sitting in a chair
And you feel like you have indegestion
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Gato on 05/26/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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I lean over when i toot
So i can stretch out my butt-hole
And sometimes diarrhea leaks out

 Squeezed out by christopher on 02/13/2001
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When your running to the toilet
And it comes out in a coiled fit
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Ave on 08/31/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When u hear a rumble in ur pants
And ur shit starts to dance
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by numnads on 08/02/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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My name is Captain Murder Ho.
I am the most prolific ho murderer of our generation.
Poop

 Squeezed out by A Special Seat for Mikey on 04/20/2001
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When you're hanging with your friends
And you feel something hot and watery in your depends its
Diarrhea... HA HA hA... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Hotboy2gee on 08/04/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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If your name is tom
Visit liquidpoop.com
Diarrhea... hurry up... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by A-MAN on 01/01/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When u get punched in tha lip
And something starts to drip
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Seth and geno Dogz for life on 04/03/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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If your going scuba diving
And ya smell something dying
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Paige the fartknockher on 03/13/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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Talkin poop is
Where i draw the line
Diarrhea... cheezy puffsdiarrhea

 Squeezed out by alex the macdaddy on 07/25/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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If you crush a piece of poop under enough pressure
It will become a ball of super-dense poop neutrons
Let's end this pathetic charade

 Squeezed out by A Special Seat for Mikey on 02/21/2001
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I have a Spanish to English Dictionary.
Diarrhea is in there.
Don't drink the water in Mexico.

 Squeezed out by Christopher on 03/14/2001
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I ate five candy bars I found out were ex-lax
Now there is something really warm down in my slacks
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by ctdj on 03/28/2001
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you're running to the bus
With your anus oozing pus
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Joanna on 11/28/2000
 Diagnosis is Miscellaneous
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When you're driving in a nail
And you feel something prevail
Diarrhea... not like a snail... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Bertha Butts on 03/18/2001
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Diarrhea, sweet and mushy.
Can you feel your pants, neat and gushy?
Diarrhea... squish squish squish... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by PooPmasTa on 02/28/2000
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When you're sitting there in Church
You sneak a fart but it's the squirts
Diarrhea... my own pew.. diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Jim on 03/19/2000
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When you wake up in the morn
And your butt made poopie porn
Diarrhea... NOT AGAIN diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Ring Ring on 05/25/2001
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When u are sittin on the potty
And you feelin something noughty
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by lmw on 06/08/2000
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When you're mixin' up some dough,
And your pants begin to flow,
Diarrhea... its a crownen... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Annalee and Sarah on 11/11/2000
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Here's a diarrhea I wrote...I hope that it will get your vote...But don't worry....be crappy!
On the pot, if you have trouble, take some Ex-Lax and your poop will double, don't worry! Be crappy!
Poo-Ooo, ooo,ooo,ooo,ooo! Don't worry! Poo-ooo! Be crappy! (Thanks, Bobby McFerrin!)

 Squeezed out by Flatus Maximus on 06/20/2000
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When your looking at some cleavage
And you feal some major leakage
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Kyle on 06/10/2001
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When your going up a hill
And you feel something spill
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by george on 01/04/2001
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When your leaning on the door ...
....And you hear sumtin roar
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Lindsey and Lauren on 12/27/2000
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When shes slobbin on my knob
Out pops a big brown log of shit with corn
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... face

 Squeezed out by James Earl Jones burp on 12/30/2000
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I went to my chiropractor I let out a shout
He brought me some toilet paper and said thats not all you let out
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by ctdj on 03/28/2001
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I once had a Lincoln Log Turd
And it came out in Little BItty Round Curds
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by THE GRAND TERD on 07/25/2000
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When you're running in a race
And it squirts up in your face
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Sober Simon on 06/21/2000
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When you tried to squeeze a log
It looked like a road kill frog
Diarrhea... croak and splatter... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by bkn@webtv.com on 02/23/2000
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I saw a car with a bumper sticker that said "I Love Poop".
I suddenly felt an immense wave of love directed towards the person that was driving that car.
I imagined that person and me sharing the rest of our lives together and telling one another our deepest secrets.

 Squeezed out by A Special Seat For Mikey on 04/11/2001
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If you're playing your nintendo
And you leak out your rear-endo
Diarrhea... highest score!... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Ring Ring on 05/25/2001
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Today is Emily's birthday
She had Diarrhea in China ALOT
I know, I was her roomate.

 Squeezed out by Christopher on 03/14/2001
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When YOUR BUTT FEELS LIKE NELLY
And OUT POPS SOME JELLY
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by sMoSh on 03/01/2001
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When you're eatin' puffs in a bowl
And your ass shoots out tootsie rolls
Diarrhea... DUCK FOR COVER... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by SINJA2000 on 03/09/2000
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