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Rhyme Diagnosis:
Animals Diarrhea
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When your climbing up at tree And you feel somthing leave Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea Squeezed out by me on 08/30/2000 Diagnosis is Animals Rating: | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
When you're sleeping in your bed And your dog craps on your head Diarrhea...Woof Woof Woof. diarrhea Squeezed out by Shadoo Doo on 02/12/2000 Diagnosis is Animals Rating: | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
When you give your puppy food But all he does is poo and poo Diarrhea... puppy poo... diarrhea Squeezed out by Doggie Doo on 03/18/2000 Diagnosis is Animals Rating: | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
Yo, doug pfeil? Yo. heigl? lemme get that? Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea Squeezed out by snead on 01/22/2000 Diagnosis is Animals Rating: | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
When you're licking some cat's ass And you feel something pass Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea Squeezed out by EOTHDL on 02/05/2000 Diagnosis is Animals Rating: | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
When you're playing with your goose And you feel something loose Diarrhea... uh..uh...diarrhea...uh...uh Squeezed out by dr love 94 on 10/12/1999 Diagnosis is Animals Rating: | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
When you're clipping your birds feather And the fog is not the weather Diarrhea... clear the windows... diarrhea Squeezed out by Mc DooDoo & the paina on 11/26/1999 Diagnosis is Animals Rating: | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
When your shoe is filled with doodie And in walk miles and rudy Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea Squeezed out by poop in your butt on 02/12/2001 Diagnosis is Animals Rating: | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
When your walking your dog And you feel a squishy log Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea Squeezed out by Sugar Plum Fairies on 06/02/2000 Diagnosis is Animals Rating: | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
When you feel something skermy Out from your bum comes a wormy Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea Squeezed out by monkey on 03/14/2001 Diagnosis is Animals Rating: | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
When your feeling kinda funky Like a green butted monkey Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea Squeezed out by PooPmasTa on 02/28/2000 Diagnosis is Animals Rating: | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
This diarrhea rhyme Belongs in the Animals catagory Squeezed out by christopher on 03/01/2001 Diagnosis is Animals Rating: | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
When your doggie runs to fetch And the brown streak starts to stretch Diarrhea... here boy!... diarrhea Squeezed out by I Like To Poop Alot on 11/02/2000 Diagnosis is Animals Rating: | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
When you're scratching your behind And you leave a long long line Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea Squeezed out by Stakd@aol.com on 09/18/1999 Diagnosis is Animals Rating: | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
When youre sittin on a horse And nature takes its course... Diarrhea... I feel sorry for that horse... diarrhea Squeezed out by m&m; on 10/26/1999 Diagnosis is Animals Rating: | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
When your cow starts to moo And you see something goo Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea Squeezed out by rich316 on 01/16/2000 Diagnosis is Animals Rating: | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
Poo is real nice, i likeee to eat sum food Nice man coming to ur house gonna take you down and take things from ur home, uh oh WATCH OUT HE HAS MURDER WEAPONZ Purchase! Squeezed out by MEGA MAN on 06/16/2000 Diagnosis is Animals Rating: | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
When your hangn' out with Snoopy And you feel kind of poopy Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea Squeezed out by DONATA ODDI on 12/18/1999 Diagnosis is Animals Rating: | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
When your walking in the door And Rover's craping on the floor Diarrhea... doggie doo... diarrhea Squeezed out by Doggie Doo on 03/18/2000 Diagnosis is Animals Rating: | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
When you're riding on your horse And ya feel a galactic force Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea Squeezed out by an ex horse rider on 10/05/1999 Diagnosis is Animals Rating: | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
When something squishes on your shoe And your dog just took a big poo Diarrhea... On your shoe... diarrhea Squeezed out by Doggie Doo on 03/20/2000 Diagnosis is Animals Rating: | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
When you're huntn' for a moose And you have ta drop a deuce Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea Squeezed out by TheLord on 06/26/2000 Diagnosis is Animals Rating: | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
I feel like a shark When I sit in the dark I'm so constipated.. cha cha cha... diarrhea Squeezed out by Cow Boa on 02/04/2000 Diagnosis is Animals Rating: | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
When Fido squats to drop a log, And he poos out a big brown bog, Diarrhea... Doggie Doo... diarrhea Squeezed out by Doggie Doo on 10/27/2000 Diagnosis is Animals Rating: | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
When your doggie's poo goes SPLUP! And you can easily pick it up It ain't Diarrhea... It's Doggie Doo!... It ain't diarrhea Squeezed out by Doggie Doo on 03/20/2000 Diagnosis is Animals Rating: | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
When your pettin your doggie And your pants feel soggie Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea Squeezed out by anus on 10/03/1999 Diagnosis is Animals Rating: | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
When you tell your dog to sit But all he does is squat & shit Diarrhea... stupid dog!... diarrhea Squeezed out by Doggie Doo on 03/20/2000 Diagnosis is Animals Rating: | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
My doggie got into the trash And all that crap poured out his ash Diarrhea... with chicken bones!... diarrhea Squeezed out by Gigi the Wonderslug on 01/11/2000 Diagnosis is Animals Rating: | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
When you're chewing on your cud And your butt turns into mud Diarrhea... moo, moo, moo... diarrhea Squeezed out by Dolly on 09/05/1999 Diagnosis is Animals Rating: | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
When your dog can't stand the heat And he poops on your car seat Diarrhea... on leather... diarrhea Squeezed out by Doggie Doo on 03/20/2000 Diagnosis is Animals Rating: | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
When your puppy eats some grass And it pours right out its ass Green diarrhea... cha cha cha... green diarrhea Squeezed out by Gigi the Wonderslug on 01/08/2000 Diagnosis is Animals Rating: | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
When you havent fed your kitten And it eats what you've been shittin Diarrhea... mee-ow!... diarrhea Squeezed out by Dooglas P-file on 01/20/2000 Diagnosis is Animals Rating: | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
When your gonna lay an egg But it's running down your leg Diarrhea... oo la la... diarrhea Squeezed out by intt2pooh on 10/04/1999 Diagnosis is Animals Rating: | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
When you see a squatting elephant Beware of turds that will go SPLAT! Diarrhea... In Africa... diarrhea Squeezed out by Doggie Doo on 03/20/2000 Diagnosis is Animals Rating: | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
It COMES FROM YOUR BUM Like A DOG FULL OF CHUM Diarrhea...Woof WOOF... diarrhea Squeezed out by MONKEY on 03/14/2001 Diagnosis is Animals Rating: | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
I was at the petting zoo And i felt a little poo Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea Squeezed out by Amber and Emma on 12/26/1999 Diagnosis is Animals Rating: | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
When you're riding your pet porpoise And it slips out of your orifice Diarrhea... Sorry Flipper... diarrhea Squeezed out by abnormal_99 on 05/02/2000 Diagnosis is Animals Rating: | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
When Fido squats down in the yard But what he poops out isn't hard Diarrhea... Doggie Doo... diarrhea Squeezed out by Doggie Doo on 03/20/2000 Diagnosis is Animals Rating: | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
When Fido turns his butt to a tree And what he poop out looks like pee Diarrhea... On some wood... diarrhea Squeezed out by Doggie Doo on 03/20/2000 Diagnosis is Animals Rating: | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
Dog ate a pile of runny dog crap, puked it on my Bed while i took a nap. Diarrhea... puked... diarrhea Squeezed out by bartman on 03/18/2000 Diagnosis is Animals Rating: | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
Ahhhhhhh! Ought OH Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea Squeezed out by A on 01/03/2000 Diagnosis is Animals Rating: | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
When you're getting kinda tired And your butt startes to fire Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea Squeezed out by Danielle The Smart on 09/27/1999 Diagnosis is Animals Rating: | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
When Rover lifts his leg to a hedge But all the pee comes out his butt edge Diarrhea... Doggie Doo... diarrhea Squeezed out by Doggie Doo on 03/20/2000 Diagnosis is Animals Rating: | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
When your gonna lay an egg But it's running down your leg Diarrhea... oo la la... diarrhea Squeezed out by intt2pooh on 10/04/1999 Diagnosis is Animals Rating: | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
When you're playing with a furby And your butt is kinda dirty Diarrhea... WAHOO... diarrhea Squeezed out by PooPmasTa on 02/28/2000 Diagnosis is Animals Rating: | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
When your callin out for Lassie And your ass gets kind of nasty Diarrhea... Hurry Girl!!... diarrhea Squeezed out by Donny P on 10/04/1999 Diagnosis is Animals Rating: | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
The bear's belly went, "BLUB". As he crapped out a grub Diarrhea... in the woods... diarrhea Squeezed out by Ronnie on 03/16/2000 Diagnosis is Animals Rating: | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
When you change your puppy's food And he poos and poos and poos Diarrhea... puppy farts... diarrhea Squeezed out by poohead on 02/22/2000 Diagnosis is Animals Rating: | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
When your friends run for cover And the flys start to hover Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea Squeezed out by lisa on 09/17/1999 Diagnosis is Animals Rating: | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
When your feeding your rooster And you feel a booster Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea Squeezed out by WEENIE on 12/31/1999 Diagnosis is Animals Rating: | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
When your sitting on a Horse in you take your corse Diarrhea... you poor horse. diarrhea Squeezed out by I mat you on 11/02/1999 Diagnosis is Animals Rating: | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
When your BULL is screaming MOOO, And you see something spew, Diarrhea... BULLSHIT... diarrhea Squeezed out by KILLER RAMBO on 10/07/1999 Diagnosis is Animals Rating: | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
One day I pooped my pants, And it looked like chocolate ants. Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea Squeezed out by Poopy Pants on 12/18/1999 Diagnosis is Animals Rating: | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
When your dog takes a squat And the poop he poops goes SPLOT! Diarrhea... doggie doo... diarrhea Squeezed out by Doggie Doo on 03/18/2000 Diagnosis is Animals Rating: | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
When the turtle pokes its head But it comes out gush instead. Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea Squeezed out by Mark Jones on 05/17/2000 Diagnosis is Animals Rating: | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
When your cat gets in the milk And her turds come out like silk Diarrhea... cat food only... diarrhea Squeezed out by Gigi the Wonderslug on 01/08/2000 Diagnosis is Animals Rating: | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
When you find a new species And you analyze its feces Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea Squeezed out by anonymous on 09/26/1999 Diagnosis is Animals Rating: | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
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