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 Rhyme Diagnosis: Animals Diarrhea



When your doggie runs to fetch
And the brown streak starts to stretch
Diarrhea... here boy!... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by I Like To Poop Alot on 11/02/2000
 Diagnosis is Animals
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When your BULL is screaming MOOO,
And you see something spew,
Diarrhea... BULLSHIT... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by KILLER RAMBO on 10/07/1999
 Diagnosis is Animals
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When the turtle pokes its head
But it comes out gush instead.
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Mark Jones on 05/17/2000
 Diagnosis is Animals
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When you're scratching your behind
And you leave a long long line
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Stakd@aol.com on 09/18/1999
 Diagnosis is Animals
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When you're sleeping in your bed
And your dog craps on your head
Diarrhea...Woof Woof Woof. diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Shadoo Doo on 02/12/2000
 Diagnosis is Animals
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When your feeling kinda funky
Like a green butted monkey
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by PooPmasTa on 02/28/2000
 Diagnosis is Animals
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When your cat gets in the milk
And her turds come out like silk
Diarrhea... cat food only... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Gigi the Wonderslug on 01/08/2000
 Diagnosis is Animals
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When Rover lifts his leg to a hedge
But all the pee comes out his butt edge
Diarrhea... Doggie Doo... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Doggie Doo on 03/20/2000
 Diagnosis is Animals
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Ahhhhhhh!
Ought OH
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by A on 01/03/2000
 Diagnosis is Animals
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When you see a squatting elephant
Beware of turds that will go SPLAT!
Diarrhea... In Africa... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Doggie Doo on 03/20/2000
 Diagnosis is Animals
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When your puppy eats some grass
And it pours right out its ass
Green diarrhea... cha cha cha... green diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Gigi the Wonderslug on 01/08/2000
 Diagnosis is Animals
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When Fido turns his butt to a tree
And what he poop out looks like pee
Diarrhea... On some wood... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Doggie Doo on 03/20/2000
 Diagnosis is Animals
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When your doggie's poo goes SPLUP!
And you can easily pick it up
It ain't Diarrhea... It's Doggie Doo!... It ain't diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Doggie Doo on 03/20/2000
 Diagnosis is Animals
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When you're chewing on your cud
And your butt turns into mud
Diarrhea... moo, moo, moo... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Dolly on 09/05/1999
 Diagnosis is Animals
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One day I pooped my pants,
And it looked like chocolate ants.
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Poopy Pants on 12/18/1999
 Diagnosis is Animals
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When your walking your dog
And you feel a squishy log
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Sugar Plum Fairies on 06/02/2000
 Diagnosis is Animals
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When your sitting on a
Horse in you take your corse
Diarrhea... you poor horse. diarrhea

 Squeezed out by I mat you on 11/02/1999
 Diagnosis is Animals
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When your cow starts to moo
And you see something goo
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by rich316 on 01/16/2000
 Diagnosis is Animals
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When your gonna lay an egg
But it's running down your leg
Diarrhea... oo la la... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by intt2pooh on 10/04/1999
 Diagnosis is Animals
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When you're playing with your goose
And you feel something loose
Diarrhea... uh..uh...diarrhea...uh...uh

 Squeezed out by dr love 94 on 10/12/1999
 Diagnosis is Animals
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Yo, doug pfeil?
Yo. heigl? lemme get that?
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by snead on 01/22/2000
 Diagnosis is Animals
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When you give your puppy food
But all he does is poo and poo
Diarrhea... puppy poo... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Doggie Doo on 03/18/2000
 Diagnosis is Animals
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When your walking in the door
And Rover's craping on the floor
Diarrhea... doggie doo... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Doggie Doo on 03/18/2000
 Diagnosis is Animals
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When your dog can't stand the heat
And he poops on your car seat
Diarrhea... on leather... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Doggie Doo on 03/20/2000
 Diagnosis is Animals
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This diarrhea rhyme
Belongs in the
Animals catagory

 Squeezed out by christopher on 03/01/2001
 Diagnosis is Animals
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I feel like a shark
When I sit in the dark
I'm so constipated.. cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Cow Boa on 02/04/2000
 Diagnosis is Animals
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When your shoe is filled with doodie
And in walk miles and rudy
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by poop in your butt on 02/12/2001
 Diagnosis is Animals
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When you're riding your pet porpoise
And it slips out of your orifice
Diarrhea... Sorry Flipper... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by abnormal_99 on 05/02/2000
 Diagnosis is Animals
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When you're getting kinda tired
And your butt startes to fire
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Danielle The Smart on 09/27/1999
 Diagnosis is Animals
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When Fido squats down in the yard
But what he poops out isn't hard
Diarrhea... Doggie Doo... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Doggie Doo on 03/20/2000
 Diagnosis is Animals
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When your feeding your rooster
And you feel a booster
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by WEENIE on 12/31/1999
 Diagnosis is Animals
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When your pettin your doggie
And your pants feel soggie
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by anus on 10/03/1999
 Diagnosis is Animals
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When Fido squats to drop a log,
And he poos out a big brown bog,
Diarrhea... Doggie Doo... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Doggie Doo on 10/27/2000
 Diagnosis is Animals
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When your dog takes a squat
And the poop he poops goes SPLOT!
Diarrhea... doggie doo... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Doggie Doo on 03/18/2000
 Diagnosis is Animals
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When something squishes on your shoe
And your dog just took a big poo
Diarrhea... On your shoe... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Doggie Doo on 03/20/2000
 Diagnosis is Animals
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My doggie got into the trash
And all that crap poured out his ash
Diarrhea... with chicken bones!... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Gigi the Wonderslug on 01/11/2000
 Diagnosis is Animals
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When youre sittin on a horse
And nature takes its course...
Diarrhea... I feel sorry for that horse... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by m&m; on 10/26/1999
 Diagnosis is Animals
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When you're huntn' for a moose
And you have ta drop a deuce
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by TheLord on 06/26/2000
 Diagnosis is Animals
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When you're clipping your birds feather
And the fog is not the weather
Diarrhea... clear the windows... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Mc DooDoo & the paina on 11/26/1999
 Diagnosis is Animals
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When your gonna lay an egg
But it's running down your leg
Diarrhea... oo la la... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by intt2pooh on 10/04/1999
 Diagnosis is Animals
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When you havent fed your kitten
And it eats what you've been shittin
Diarrhea... mee-ow!... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Dooglas P-file on 01/20/2000
 Diagnosis is Animals
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When you tell your dog to sit
But all he does is squat & shit
Diarrhea... stupid dog!... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Doggie Doo on 03/20/2000
 Diagnosis is Animals
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When your callin out for Lassie
And your ass gets kind of nasty
Diarrhea... Hurry Girl!!... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Donny P on 10/04/1999
 Diagnosis is Animals
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When you're riding on your horse
And ya feel a galactic force
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by an ex horse rider on 10/05/1999
 Diagnosis is Animals
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When your hangn' out with Snoopy
And you feel kind of poopy
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by DONATA ODDI on 12/18/1999
 Diagnosis is Animals
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When you feel something skermy
Out from your bum comes a wormy
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by monkey on 03/14/2001
 Diagnosis is Animals
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Dog ate a pile of runny dog crap, puked it on my
Bed while i took a nap.
Diarrhea... puked... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by bartman on 03/18/2000
 Diagnosis is Animals
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When your climbing up at tree
And you feel somthing leave
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by me on 08/30/2000
 Diagnosis is Animals
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The bear's belly went, "BLUB".
As he crapped out a grub
Diarrhea... in the woods... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Ronnie on 03/16/2000
 Diagnosis is Animals
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Poo is real nice, i likeee to eat sum food
Nice man coming to ur house gonna take you down and take things from ur home, uh oh WATCH OUT HE HAS MURDER WEAPONZ
Purchase!

 Squeezed out by MEGA MAN on 06/16/2000
 Diagnosis is Animals
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When you change your puppy's food
And he poos and poos and poos
Diarrhea... puppy farts... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by poohead on 02/22/2000
 Diagnosis is Animals
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When you find a new species
And you analyze its feces
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by anonymous on 09/26/1999
 Diagnosis is Animals
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It COMES FROM YOUR BUM
Like A DOG FULL OF CHUM
Diarrhea...Woof WOOF... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by MONKEY on 03/14/2001
 Diagnosis is Animals
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When your friends run for cover
And the flys start to hover
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by lisa on 09/17/1999
 Diagnosis is Animals
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When you're playing with a furby
And your butt is kinda dirty
Diarrhea... WAHOO... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by PooPmasTa on 02/28/2000
 Diagnosis is Animals
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I was at the petting zoo
And i felt a little poo
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Amber and Emma on 12/26/1999
 Diagnosis is Animals
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When you're licking some cat's ass
And you feel something pass
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by EOTHDL on 02/05/2000
 Diagnosis is Animals
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