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 Rhyme Diagnosis: Water Sports Diarrhea



When your goin swimmin and u
Make a rasain
Diarrhea...Get out while ur clean... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by skullmac on 05/20/2000
 Diagnosis is Water Sports
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When your talkin' on the phone
And you get the urge to run to the thrown
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by yo mama on 07/19/2000
 Diagnosis is Water Sports
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When you're playin James Bond-
And your pants become a pond,
Diarrhea... shoot that duck... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Noel and Cathy on 12/21/1999
 Diagnosis is Water Sports
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When you're sitting in a pool
And you have a loose stool
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by the paina on 10/03/1999
 Diagnosis is Water Sports
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When its moist and drenching
And your sphincter you are clenching
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by miss p. on 01/02/2000
 Diagnosis is Water Sports
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Diarrhea ...hey hey hey...diarrhea
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by christopher on 02/26/2001
 Diagnosis is Water Sports
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When your goin parasailing
And you feel your butt wailing
Diarrhea... let me off let me off... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by mr cool and mr bob on 07/04/2000
 Diagnosis is Water Sports
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When Orki's swimming in the ocean
And she feels some rectal motion
Diarrhea... Kori eats poop... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Nad on 11/20/2000
 Diagnosis is Water Sports
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I was swimming in my pool
And i laid some not to cool stool
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Action on 10/07/1999
 Diagnosis is Water Sports
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When you're relaxing in your tub
And your ass goes "Glubbity-Glub"
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Chingatch on 10/23/2000
 Diagnosis is Water Sports
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When you plunge into the pool
And eject some watery stool
Diarrhea... viral infection... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by GutterTrash@beer.com on 07/04/2000
 Diagnosis is Water Sports
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When you're swimming in a lake
And you see a floating cake
Diarrhea...Ploop ploop ploop... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Ploopy Plops on 09/16/1999
 Diagnosis is Water Sports
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When you're swimming in the sea,
And you look, but it's not pee
Diarrhea... was that me?... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Wean and Rocky on 04/17/2001
 Diagnosis is Water Sports
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Oh yeah!!!
It's poop time!
Skateboarding is not a crime.

 Squeezed out by A Special Seat for Mikey on 06/25/2001
 Diagnosis is Water Sports
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When you're swimmer #1 in the race
And #2 gets something in his face
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Verno on 09/21/1999
 Diagnosis is Water Sports
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When your sailing into key largo
And you just got some more cargo
Diarrhea... you know you like it... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by nardo on 01/23/2000
 Diagnosis is Water Sports
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When Nad's sitting in school
And he makes a brown pool
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Orki on 11/20/2000
 Diagnosis is Water Sports
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When your sittin' on the pot,
And you feel something steaming hot,
Diarrhea... turn down the heat this isn't baywatch... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Cathy (of Noel and Cathy) on 12/23/1999
 Diagnosis is Water Sports
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When your ass starts to squirt
And your undie into dirt
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by PPP and Andy on 10/08/1999
 Diagnosis is Water Sports
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When your getting in the shower
And you feel a strong power
Diarrhea... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Melanie on 10/20/2000
 Diagnosis is Water Sports
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If you get thrown out of a boat
And you become a float
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by ~*~Nicole~*~ on 01/01/2001
 Diagnosis is Water Sports
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When you're swimmin' in your pool
And your trunks fill up with stool
Diarrhea... squirt, squirt... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Greg on 09/16/1999
 Diagnosis is Water Sports
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When sitting in a pool
And your butthole starts to drool
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by TALL-SHAUN on 02/22/2000
 Diagnosis is Water Sports
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When you're swimming in the pool
And you feel somethin cool
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by eds on 02/15/2000
 Diagnosis is Water Sports
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Does diarrhea bounce on ice
Seriously does it?
Cow dung

 Squeezed out by He-man on 04/23/2001
 Diagnosis is Water Sports
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When you're relaxing in your tub
And your ass goes "Glubbity-Glub"
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Chingatch on 10/23/2000
 Diagnosis is Water Sports
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When your sitting in the tub and you feel
Something rub. Diarrhea
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by For Paul on 09/20/1999
 Diagnosis is Water Sports
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When you're swimming right by
And u feel it graze your thigh
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by BIG T and MONTOOTH on 10/08/1999
 Diagnosis is Water Sports
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When your climbing up the ladder
And you hear something splatter
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by chuckles@northrim.net on 09/24/1999
 Diagnosis is Water Sports
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It feels like Niagra Falls
When its running down your balls
Diarrhea... ow ow... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by scooby on 10/14/1999
 Diagnosis is Water Sports
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When you're skiing on some ski's,
And your ass begins to pee,
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Carmen C. on 09/20/1999
 Diagnosis is Water Sports
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When ur swimming in a pool
And ur ass just starts to DROOL
Diarrhea.. don't that taste gooood... Diarrhea

 Squeezed out by GREAT HOCKEY PLAYER on 04/13/2001
 Diagnosis is Water Sports
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If you're swimming in the river
And you feel something quiver
Diarrhea... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Paige the fartknockher on 03/02/2000
 Diagnosis is Water Sports
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When you're sittin in the Bath
You hear something splash
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Rex on 03/06/2001
 Diagnosis is Water Sports
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