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Sex Diarrhea
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When UR NAME IS FAT BASTARD
And UR ASS PASSED SLIMY GASTARD
Diarrhea... squirt squirt squirt... diarrhea
Squeezed out by the Italian Gurl on 04/13/2001
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When your sitting making out
And you lose a brown trout
Diarrhea... reel it in... diarrhea, set the hook
Squeezed out by ernest hemmingway on 08/21/2000
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Eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by meeeeee on 02/26/2000
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When ya get jiggy with it
And you kinda take a shit
Diarrhea... oh my gawd... diarrhea
Squeezed out by etta on 06/19/2000
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When youre studying with youre date
And you fart....it smells bad
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by glatus flatus on 06/25/2000
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When your f******* in the butt and
You feel something cut
Diarrhea.... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Adrien Marine on 06/07/2000
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When youre almost out of "ammo"
And the other and goes "Blammo!!" Thats how you know,
Diarrhea... put put put... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Albucard on 03/06/2000
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When you're masturbating
And your bunghole starts deflating
Diarrhea... runny terd... diarrhea
Squeezed out by I Like To Poop Alot on 11/02/2000
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If your dancing around
And u keep dancing around then u poop a lot and it goes all over, wow I'm good at this stuff
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Whoregana2486199968 on 07/08/2000
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When I see a pair of boobs
I make in my pants some stinky poo-
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Steve S. on 02/15/2000
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Right After you give a Donkey Punch
Out comes your Liquid Lunch
Diarrhea...20 lb hand... diarrhea
Squeezed out by T-Bones on 10/23/2000
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When your chillin with your girl
And your butt cheeks are ready to hurl
Diarrhea...No more makin' out... diarrhea
Squeezed out by BigTiny on 01/22/2001
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Right After you give a Donkey Punch
Out comes your Liquid Lunch
Diarrhea...20 lb hand... diarrhea
Squeezed out by T-Bones on 10/23/2000
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When you're screwin your man hard
And you feel somethin discharge
Diarrhea... oh right there!... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Alyssa on 07/29/2000
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I looked up her dress
And I saw the whole mess
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by King Load III on 02/15/2000
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When you're going to get her from behind
But a sloppy joe is all you find
Diarrhea... "I'll call you"... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Sam Brewer on 05/24/2000
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When you are gettin a great beeje
And you feel something start to squeeje
Diarrhea... holy shit... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Pal Joey on 10/22/2000
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When you're giving head
But you feel something that's dead
Diarrhea...It's not big... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Gogeta2002236106@aol.com on 02/17/2001
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When you do her on the head
And you taste something bad
Diarrhea... omg... diarrhea
Squeezed out by annoumos on 11/30/2000
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A poop and I were running hand in hand in a field of flowers,
We looked one another in the eyes and knew that we were meant to be together,
We sat under a blossoming tree and admired the breeze.
Squeezed out by A Special Seat For Mikey on 03/04/2001
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If your girlfriend's name is Daria
Be carefull, or her real name will become
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Ronaldo on 08/29/2000
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When you're done having fun in bed
And there's shit running down your leg
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by SHARKMAN on 02/08/2000
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When you feel somthin in your ass
And you know that it's not gas
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by smellynick@yahoo.com on 10/05/1999
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When your giving a donkey punch
And out comes your Liquid Lunch
Diarrhea... 20LB Hand... diarrhea
Squeezed out by T - Bones Piscadaway on 10/23/2000
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Your mama is so fat when she walks
Her legs talk to each other
Squeezed out by yo mamma on 02/22/2001
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When i slapped yo mammas ass
And i passed out from the gas
Diarrhea... wake me up... diarrhea
Squeezed out by dolla' bill on 05/12/2000
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When u poot something smelly and its coming from ur big ole belly
You better run cause i promise you this is a lil bit more than dat jelly
Cause this is brown and smelly Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by turd master 2000 5/18/00 on 05/18/2000
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You think you're gonna score
When out drops a whore
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by birdman of "255" on 10/06/1999
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When u smell a pong
Look down your thong
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by xander on 05/23/2001
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When u r preforming the s e x word
And u fart a wet one smelly pooh pooh pimple butt fart knocker
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by smelly pooh pooh butt pimple rash terd on 10/26/1999
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When your shiting on the loo
And its not quite a poo
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by xander on 05/23/2001
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It is no fable
When you pump some fat cable
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by OPIE ON DA M on 02/18/2000
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When your layin' a hot girl
And you butt want's to hurl
Diarrhea... oops, sorry... diarrhea
Squeezed out by ricpas on 10/09/1999
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When your giving a Donkey Punch
And out comes your Liquid Lunch
Diarrhea... 20 lb hand... diarrhea
Squeezed out by T-Bones on 10/23/2000
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When you give it to her hard
And your butt feel like retard
Diarrhea... "let me loose"... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Gogeta2001236106@aol.com on 10/07/2000
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When your giving your girl a Donkey Punch
And you lose your Liquid Lunch.
Diarrhea...20 lb hand... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Tbones on 10/26/2000
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When your eating out your mom
And you smell a dookie bomb
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Tommy Dunigan of Black Oak ARKANSAS!! on 08/21/2000
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When you are lookin down in a spook
And you see a lot of gook
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by oh shit! on 02/26/2000
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I thought it was just a fart
But when her legs she did part...
Diarrhea... ew...ew...ew.... diarrhea
Squeezed out by frchteaze on 04/27/2001
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I was on the phone when my poop got runny.
When my wife said "Who are you talking to honey"
Diarrhea... Sorry Wrong Number... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Randy on 03/20/2000
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When you're hand is down his pants
And his butt cheeks start to dance
Diarrhea... oh he pooped... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Booty on 03/27/2000
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It came out at a steady pace
But left shit stains on my face
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by david mc stravick!!! on 02/28/2001
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When your son has a choad
And hes about too explode
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Mrs. Bruce Kelley on 12/08/2000
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When you're spanking her monkey
And you feel something yucky
Diarrhea... clean it up... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Gogeta2001236106@aol.com on 11/24/2000
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When your going to cop some head
And you start to wet the bed
Diarrhea...Oh oh... diarrhea
Squeezed out by long man on 03/14/2001
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When your giving a Donkey Punch
And out comes your Liquid Lunch
Diarrhea... 20 lb hand... diarrhea
Squeezed out by T-Bones on 10/23/2000
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When your stripping at a show,
And brown stuff starts to flow,
Diarrhea... it's time to go... diarrhea... cha cha cha, O NO!!!!
Squeezed out by hey shit happens on 10/02/1999
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When you start to suck it
And it leeks in a bucket
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by WEENIE on 12/31/1999
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When your wailin' on your monkey
And ya smell something funky
Diarrhea...Who who ha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Jabo & Pimpadocious Willie on 09/28/2000
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When you're in the middle of a hump,
And your mate takes a dump...
Diarrhea... hump, hump, hump... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Jillian on 10/20/1999
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When you'r doing your girl
And theres a smell that makes her want to hurl
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Sk8er Will on 05/14/2001
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When you start to hump
And you feal a big pump
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by diarrhea debbie on 12/31/1999
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When your sittin naked in the hay
And your shit begins to spray
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by brinbrin on 12/14/2000
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Mc straviks pants go brown
And shit comes splashin down!
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by badboyjad on 02/28/2001
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When your licking a DICK
And you feel something stick
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by WEENIE on 12/31/1999
Diagnosis is Sex
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When im giving lots of head,
I tend to wet the bed
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea!
Squeezed out by Princess Poopie on 03/21/2001
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When your humping your chick
And she says ew that sick
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by POOpy With Corn on 04/04/2001
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When YOU'RE DRIVING HOME IN SHAME
It's THE BEER THAT YOU MUST BLAME
Diarrhea..Yeah I'LL CALL YOU. .. diarrhea
Squeezed out by KC SUNSHINE on 02/24/2000
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When you're sittin on the bowl
And somethin comes out of your hole
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by timmy on 10/07/1999
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Your nose goes num
When you smell what you've done
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by xander on 05/23/2001
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If your wife sits on your face
And it changes for a different taste
Diarrhea... wash that tongue... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Vinman on 03/08/2000
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When your laying a chick
And your ass says come quick
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by birdman of "255" on 10/06/1999
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When you have an erection, and it smells like crap
Diarrhea in your mouth, BOO YA
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Danny McDiarrhea on 01/07/2000
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When YOUR WAXING HER ASS
And YOU FEEL SOMETHING SPLASH
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by PIERRECHOPLIN on 11/16/2000
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When your giving a donkey punch
And out comes your Liquid Lunch
Diarrhea... 20LB Hand... diarrhea
Squeezed out by T - Bones Piscadaway on 10/23/2000
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Her exitement reached a peak
Said goodbye to my white sheets
Diarrhea... Set it free ... diarrhea
Squeezed out by siwergth on 03/07/2000
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When you're watching midget porn
And your poop is lined with corn
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by TheBowlSplatter@bloodydiarrhea.com on 11/14/2000
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Please do not enquire
It's Just My "Ring of Fire"
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by smitty on 05/25/2001
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If your feeling up her dress
And your hand comes out a mess
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by mudd on 02/23/2000
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When you're lookin' for some booty
And your ass is kinda moody
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by birdman of "255" on 10/06/1999
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