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 Rhyme Diagnosis: School Diarrhea



When your sitting there in class
And molten lava shoots out your ass
Diarrhea...Holy SHIT... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Jason Stevens Clutchacc@aol.com on 03/08/2000
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When you're walking down the hall
And you rush to a stall
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Meg on 10/08/1999
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The teenage mutant ninja turtles
May accidently crap on splinter
Because they love to eat so much pizza

 Squeezed out by christopher on 03/01/2001
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Tossing Skittles past my molars. . .
And my turds all say Crayola. . .
Diarrhea... Taste the Rainbow... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by I_Luv_Ewe. . . on 11/12/2000
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When u'r sittin in history class
And bomb falls out your ass
Diarrhea... it was him... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by kenny on 03/01/2000
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When your sitting in your desk,
And you smell something grotesk,
Diarrhea... plug your nose... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Cathy(of Cathy and Noel) on 12/23/1999
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Munching ON A APPLE
Somthing STARTS TO CRACKLE
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by RHYME MASTER RICH on 03/10/2000
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When your standing in front of your class,
And something seeps out of your ass
Diarrhea... shoo,shoo, shoo.. diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Buffy Raby on 10/01/1999
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When you're playing hacky-sacky
And your ass seems kind of tacky...
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Craig on 09/27/1999
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When your sitting on the floor
And something comes rolling out the door.
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Kim on 10/31/1999
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When you're away at your school
And all day long you pass soft stool
Diarrhea... college food!... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Gigi Wonderslug on 02/05/2000
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Squirt to the left, squirt to the right,
Bang the teacher, fight fight fight!
Diarrhea... ... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by sqquirrrt on 12/05/2000
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When you're sitten' in school
And you feel a warm pool
Diarrhea... that's not pee... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by poopette87 on 07/15/2000
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When your sitting at your desk
And your butt sends out a S.O.S
Diarrhea... doot doot doot... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Berts! on 09/28/1999
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If you went to UOP
And remember Shirachi
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by AliceJean on 09/23/1999
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When your sittin' in class
A pee comes out your ass
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Babe on 10/09/1999
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When you're runnin late for school
And you produce a loose stool
Diarrhea...One more time!... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by st3 on 10/06/1999
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While at your desk at school
You feel something start to drool
Diarrhea... Can't get up! ..... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Henry Drizzle on 10/05/1999
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When your walking down the hall,
And you feel something fall,
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Evan Curry on 12/09/1999
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When you're writing a paper,
And you smell some bad vapor
Diarrhea... Oh no!... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Rocky, and Wean on 04/17/2001
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When your sitting in class
And something gushes out your ass
Diarrhea... in science.. diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Jess McCann on 08/18/2000
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While I was walking to my class
Something runny came out my ass
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by shivelgrumpet on 11/10/1999
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If you're walking down the hall
And you hear something fall
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Me on 05/30/2000
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If you talking to the teacher
And you rip a big screecher
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by jason mabry on 03/12/2000
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When your running down the hall
And u feel something start to fall
Diarrhea... bla bla bla... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by carly hicks on 02/25/2000
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When you're writing a timed essay
But your pants are gettin messy
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Gigi the Wonderslug on 01/08/2000
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When your sitting in class
And its way past gas
Diarrhea... teacher... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Gogeta2001236106@aol.com on 10/07/2000
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I hate it when you have diarrhea during school time, then you need to go to the bathroom, and poo!
It's so embarrassing because it stinks and splats all over the toilet boil, also it makes such a wet noise, you fart too! who knows who will use your stall next. Poor them!
Diarrhea is not cool during school

 Squeezed out by CaramilkRolls on 01/13/2000
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When you start a new school
And your butt starts to drool
Diarrhea... where's the bathroom?... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by b-ballkid on 02/27/2000
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When you're running through the halls
And you wipe it on the walls
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Eye Gotstago on 10/31/2000
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When you kiss the school nerd
And you smell a great big terd
You know it was diarrhea, honey!

 Squeezed out by Pushin' It on 11/03/1999
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When you're sittin' in class
And something shoots out of your ass
Diarrhea... two plus two... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Tricky Wolf on 09/23/1999
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When your in a stall and it is
Cinda small
Diarrhea... oh my god it smells diarrhea

 Squeezed out by you how reads this on 11/02/1999
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When you're sittin' in your dorm
And you feel something warm
Diarrhea... where's my bra... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Heather babe on 10/10/1999
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You're at a lecture eating Tic-Tacs
When it gallops out your butt-crack
Diarrhea... Don't Leave! Just store it in your backpack!

 Squeezed out by Pushin' It on 03/07/2000
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7 plus 4 is 11
When you crap, you're in heaven
Diarrhea... MATH TIME... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Wiz on 08/06/2000
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When you're lookin in your purse
And you feel alittle burst
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by anus on 10/03/1999
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When someone's kicking your @$$
And you feel a movement pass
Diarrhea... look out!!... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by McDooDoo on 11/26/1999
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When your sittin on the computer
And you feel a splat...pooter!!
Diarrhea... type that... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Robyn Luttrull and Sally McGee on 05/30/2001
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If you go to Jan term and poop is no longer firm...
Study harder and you will become a big farter
Diarrhea... i love school... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by brayita on 01/22/2000
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When you talkin 2 a teacher...
...And you hear sumthin sqeaker
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Lindsey and Lauren on 12/27/2000
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You're taking your final in college
But your butt in your seat is squishin'
Diarrhea... it makes the whole world go round

 Squeezed out by Pushin' It on 11/03/1999
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When your sitting in class
And its falling out your ass
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by MAtthew Armstrong on 09/29/1999
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When you raise your hand in class
Cause you've just pissed out your ass
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Don Crotchman on 02/18/2000
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If you feel cold at school
Just eject a gooey hot stool
Diarrhea... it's educational... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Evan on 08/18/2000
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When your walking down the hall
And you feel something fall
Diarrhea... out your butt... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by A-MAN on 01/01/2001
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When you're sittin in your class
And a friend says...is that smell your ass?
Diarrhea...Smeared on the chair...Diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Somebody's butthole on 10/09/1999
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If you eat the food in school
Be prepared for runny stool
Diarrhea... hey now ... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by G. Love on 05/25/2001
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When ya pushin' the door
And shit comes on the floor
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Hotbuttcheeks on 04/12/2001
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Mega WORLD NANANA MEGA WORLD IS SUPER PLANET
I lIve thejre cause its mega and so am i
Superman IS THERE HE'S MY FRIEND

 Squeezed out by MEGA MAN on 07/19/2000
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In class you're learning C code
And you let go with a big load
Diarrhea... char int char... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Deejah on 09/24/1999
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When you hear the school bell ring
And your buttocks start to sing
Diarrhea... don't be late... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Gigi the Wonderslug on 01/08/2000
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When your sittin in class
And a shit comes out your ass
Better run, it wont be fun

 Squeezed out by troy givler on 05/31/2000
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When you're walking down the hall
And you feel something fall
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by dragon on 09/25/1999
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La La La
Dia rrhea!
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by mmm on 12/23/1999
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When you're sittin' there in class
And the teacher smells your azz
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Ellie Folland on 01/22/2000
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I gave my teacher an apple
Then she started to crackle
Diarrhea... holy moly... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by rthsrhjd nthjfhnm on 06/08/2001
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When your sitting in math
And you give yourself a brown bath
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Bryan Kirby on 01/16/2000
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When you get called up front by the teacher
And your stomach makes sounds like a creature
Diarrhea... chalk chalk chalk... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Randy on 03/07/2000
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When Patrick H. talks to you
And you say,"Pe-uu"
Diarrhea... Wash those panties... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Wean and Rocky on 04/17/2001
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When writing @ your desk,
And you smell something horribley grotesk,
Diarrhea... that'd detention... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Cathy(of Cathy and Noel) on 12/22/1999
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If yor standing on a chair
And you feel people stare
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Geena20010 on 10/09/1999
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If you eat a great big slice
And your feeling really nice
Diarrhea... ungggggh... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by hexlmanic on 10/06/2000
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When ur sitting in class
And u feel squirtin by ur ass
Diarrhea... uhh oh ... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by sara , of course on 10/26/1999
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