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Rhyme Diagnosis: Fishing Diarrhea

It's always slippery,runny and wet
Can't even strain it with a net
Diarrhea...You like it I bet... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Miranda&Shirley; on 12/23/1999
Diagnosis is Fishing
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When YOUR LOOKING AT YOUR BASS
And THERES THIS FEELING IN YOUR ASS OH CRAP
Cha cha cha... OH CRAP CHA CHA CHA
Squeezed out by RHYME MASTER RICH on 03/10/2000
Diagnosis is Fishing
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You put poo on the hook
And then your booty shook
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Cowboa on 01/24/2000
Diagnosis is Fishing
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When that bass is givin' you a fit
And you realize"oh man I gotta shit!"
Diarrhea... reel,reel,reel....diarrhea
Squeezed out by wildcat on 03/03/2000
Diagnosis is Fishing
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Siting ON THE DOCK OF THE BAY
Watching THE SHIT HIT THE WAVES
Ooooooh YEAH UHHHHH PLOP
Squeezed out by RHYME MASTER RICH on 03/10/2000
Diagnosis is Fishing
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Ohhhhhhhhh! owwwwwwwww!
Ewwwwwwwwwwww!
Diarrhea... yuk!.. diarrhea
Squeezed out by maxipad on 10/26/1999
Diagnosis is Fishing
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When you smell it in youre nose
And it's squising in your toes
Diarrhea...Squishi squish ... diarrhea
Squeezed out by mike and max on 10/26/1999
Diagnosis is Fishing
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When you've gone a fishin'
And you feel a-somethin' squishin'
Diarrhea... reel it in ... diarrhea... reel it in
Squeezed out by joshua popnoe on 02/29/2000
Diagnosis is Fishing
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When you are a fishin, and you think you've hooked the big un,
But it really ain't the big un, so you quickly start a jiggin
Diarrhea... reel it in... diarrhea... reel it in
Squeezed out by joshua popnoe on 03/01/2000
Diagnosis is Fishing
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When you're riding in your boat
And your ass begins to float
Diarrhea... whoo whoo whoo... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Groundhog on 03/03/2000
Diagnosis is Fishing
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When you hook into a drum
And you feel it in your bum
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by 78327 on 03/02/2000
Diagnosis is Fishing
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There's desperate knockin on the door
And you are nowhere near the shore...
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by DW on 03/10/2000
Diagnosis is Fishing
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As your walkin down the stream
And your ass begins to scream
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by netdream_69 on 02/26/2000
Diagnosis is Fishing
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When you're fishin for bass
And crap comes out your ass
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by the paina on 10/03/1999
Diagnosis is Fishing
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When you're hooking on your worm
And you feel your drawels burn
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Courtney D on 09/20/1999
Diagnosis is Fishing
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When you're catching a big fish
And you feel a warm squish
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Hagatha on 10/02/1999
Diagnosis is Fishing
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When your reeling in a fish
And you feel a little squish
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by WEENIE on 12/31/1999
Diagnosis is Fishing
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On the floor you place a dish
Into which you shit a fish
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Tom Frankenberger on 05/29/2000
Diagnosis is Fishing
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