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 Rhyme Diagnosis: Hygiene Diarrhea



The process of wiping has always bothered me.
The hope for the clinging poop is destroyed,
Like casting an inferno of flames on a pile of ants.

 Squeezed out by briteboy4 on 03/20/2001
 Diagnosis is Hygiene
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When you're 'bout to take a shit...
And your ass feels like a great big zit!
Diarrhea... squirt squirt... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by sTiNkEr on 10/04/1999
 Diagnosis is Hygiene
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When i eat alot of pruns, by lunch my butt hole burns
Theres a problem, id rather have piarrhea than diarrhea
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by j hines cool girl on 04/02/2000
 Diagnosis is Hygiene
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When you need to make a flush
But you just can't stop the gush
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Pushin' It on 01/22/2000
 Diagnosis is Hygiene
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When you're sittin' on the throne
And your ass starts to moan..
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by realflavor on 04/27/2001
 Diagnosis is Hygiene
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When your sittin in the tub
& you feel a grimey glub
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by katie bradley on 10/03/1999
 Diagnosis is Hygiene
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When your brushing your teeth and
And you feel something from benieth
Diarrea , oooo yuck , diarrea

 Squeezed out by pikii on 12/28/1999
 Diagnosis is Hygiene
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You don't have to push,
It get's all over your bush
Diarrhea... hand me the lysol... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Cougar baby on 12/22/1999
 Diagnosis is Hygiene
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When you're takin' out your dentures
And your butt has an adventure
Diarrhea... chips ahoy... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by I Like To Poop Alot on 11/02/2000
 Diagnosis is Hygiene
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When Nate is in the bath
Watch out here comes the crap
Diarrhea... tub dumper... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by CHILLZ1369 on 07/05/2000
 Diagnosis is Hygiene
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If you're standing in the shower
And you feel a surge of power
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Skinny-D on 03/05/2000
 Diagnosis is Hygiene
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When you're washin' in the shower,
And it comes out for an hour.
Diarrhea...Squeaky clean... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Retodd on 03/12/2001
 Diagnosis is Hygiene
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People think it's funny
But it's painfully runny
Diarrhea... uh....uh... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Diarrhea King on 10/13/1999
 Diagnosis is Hygiene
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When you're in the shower, and you
Smell somthin sour...
It's diarrhea!

 Squeezed out by ? on 02/01/2001
 Diagnosis is Hygiene
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Reaching for a little scratch
You dip your hand in dripping ass
Diarrhea... wipe better... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Hairy ballerina on 10/19/1999
 Diagnosis is Hygiene
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When you're in a lot of pain,
And it goes right down the drain
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Retodd on 02/27/2001
 Diagnosis is Hygiene
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I really must confess
I always make a mess
Diarrhea...Splat Splat ... Diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Michele on 12/23/1999
 Diagnosis is Hygiene
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When you're sittin' in the tub
And you hear ppfffftttt glub glub
Diarrhea... lather up... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by intt2pooh on 10/04/1999
 Diagnosis is Hygiene
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Its not your ass thats stinkin'
Its your breath from all that drinkin'
Diarrhea... brush your teeth... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by dolla bill on 05/30/2000
 Diagnosis is Hygiene
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You're really gonna cry
When your ass says "buh bye"
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by birdman of "255" on 10/06/1999
 Diagnosis is Hygiene
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No toilet paper to be found
Could that be why my hands are brown?
Diarrhea..I had to wipe..Diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Flatus Maximus on 06/03/2000
 Diagnosis is Hygiene
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When you think it's just a hair
And you pull it....ewwww beware!!!
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Team Roxxy on 10/05/1999
 Diagnosis is Hygiene
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Uh-Oh! That's not just gas!
I stained my balls and ass!
Diarrhea... what a mess... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by smooth operator on 12/19/1999
 Diagnosis is Hygiene
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If your socks are warm and wet
Thats colon juice, I bet
Diarrhea... keeps your butt warm on a cold day... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by sloppy sue on 11/16/2000
 Diagnosis is Hygiene
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Valentine's Day was a little rough
When my date smelled my hot new STUFF
Diarrhea... it wasn't chocolate... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Pushin' It on 11/04/1999
 Diagnosis is Hygiene
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Lying in the tanning bed
My bum exploded and the chunks got fried
Diarrhea... pass the sunscreen...diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Pushin' It on 11/04/1999
 Diagnosis is Hygiene
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I give myself an enema
A constipatory anthem-ah
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by timmy glun on 10/07/1999
 Diagnosis is Hygiene
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When you're trying to take a shower
And you smell something sour
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Budda_Monk on 02/16/2000
 Diagnosis is Hygiene
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When you try and plug it up with a peg
But it blows all over your leg
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Sir Shitsalot on 10/09/1999
 Diagnosis is Hygiene
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When you're hair is getting wavy
And your colon squirts some gravy
Diarrhea... Vidal Sasoon... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Gigi the Wonderslug on 01/08/2000
 Diagnosis is Hygiene
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When someone's talkin kinda fast
And you feel a fire blast
Diarrhea...Halitosis... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by we 3 are stuck in a room with bad breath. help on 06/14/2000
 Diagnosis is Hygiene
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