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 Rhyme Diagnosis: Silly Diarrhea



Life
Sucks
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by ~K~ on 05/20/2001
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When your sitting on the john and the
Tp gone be a man use your hand
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by me on 09/04/2000
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When YOUR PANTS ARE FEELING KIND OF SQUISHY
And THE TOILET IS YOUR WISHY
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by SQUIRTED OUT BY JESSE 1/16/00 on 01/16/2000
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My friend Pat, Shat on my Cat, who rolled on my Hat,
Which fell on the Mat, he looked like a Rat, so I whacked 'em with a Bat, and That was That!
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by rudenurse on 07/15/2000
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When you're playing hide-and-seek
And your asshole starts to leak
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by me! on 05/20/2000
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If you have a real big nose
All the better to smell your butt - slash - hose
Diarrhea... projectile rear vomit... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by St3 on 10/25/1999
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When your sittin in the hall
And you feel something fall
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by spankable on 05/02/2001
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When your typing on your keyboard and
Your butts dong the typing for you
Diarrhea... abc 123... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by people who are just having vun on 02/19/2000
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When you're wearing a kilt, but no underwear
And something brown splats on your boot
Diarrhea... take off eh... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by St3 on 10/27/1999
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When your looking up her skirt
And she starts to squirt
Diarrhea... damit... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by fartboy_23 on 07/31/2000
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I crapped on my hairy butthole
And it stunk like Ronny's skeeter
Diarrhea...Skeeter....Crapped

 Squeezed out by Nicole and Jennifer and humpprey on 03/04/2001
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When your sittin a cushy
And ya feel something mushy
Diarrhea... diarrhea....

 Squeezed out by Eric Smith on 02/21/2001
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When your mowing the lawn
And you lay a great poupon
Diarrhea...Whoa Nellie... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by sean hall on 07/05/2000
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When your picking your nose
And something splatters on your toes
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by treevor and sean on 10/06/2000
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When you're drivin in a cave
And ya see a little Dave
Diarrhea... ahhhhhhhh... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Krusty on 11/26/1999
 Diagnosis is Silly
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When YOURE LOOKIN AT URANUS IN THE AIR'
And YOURE BUTTT CRIES IN DESPAIR
Diarrhea...Look AT THE STARS,POOTPOOPPOOTPOOP,... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by JENNAMEW on 08/26/2000
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Whenyou go to say maria but then you
Feel some diarrhea
Diarrhea... ha ha ha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by JOSH HILL on 12/27/2000
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I was playin' my horn
When i shot a load of corn
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by bob on 03/25/2001
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When youre taking a long nappie
And you leave a runny crappie
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by heavy d and light t on 06/14/2000
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It's sad when I see my diarrhea flush down the toilet
But It's that that bad, I don't miss it too much
Because I can still smell it!

 Squeezed out by PooKnockers on 01/11/2000
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When doing it in outer space
It will float all over the place
Diarrhea... captian kirk... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by PEANUT on 03/20/2001
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When you're acting a fool
And your undies become a pool
Diarrhea... skeeter... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by t-bone on 03/19/2001
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I like poo cause its pooy and smelly
Gooy like me i hate pee becase its just plain icky
So that is why i like pooy and hate pee pee.

 Squeezed out by william on 03/14/2001
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When your stomach starts to bubble
And your stink starts to double
Diarrhea... double bubble... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by bubble butt on 05/30/2000
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Don't hate poo because it smells bad
Fondle it, cherish it
Make it feel like someone

 Squeezed out by Janglin on 02/25/2001
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While drawing with a magic marker
And your undies look something like a movie from clive barker
Diarrhea... good god... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by T-bone on 03/19/2001
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People don't know why
But it just wouldn't dry
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Darkjedip on 04/25/2001
 Diagnosis is Silly
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What happens when youare takin a poop
And all of a sudden you toot
Diarrhea... two things at once... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by josh hill on 03/24/2001
 Diagnosis is Silly
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When your playin basketball
And you hear somthin fall
Diarrhea...Poor coach... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by peechuck AKA poopoo on 06/11/2000
 Diagnosis is Silly
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Like a can o' Ranch style beans
Mixed in with chicken grease
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Neal on 03/20/2001
 Diagnosis is Silly
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When you're walkin' down the hall
And the chocolate splash yer balls
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Urania 235 on 01/21/2000
 Diagnosis is Silly
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When your waling with Bob
And you feel something throb
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Shannon Bucholtz on 06/01/2001
 Diagnosis is Silly
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It's sad when I see my diarrhea flush down the toilet
But I don't miss it too much
Because I can still smell it!

 Squeezed out by PooKnockers on 01/11/2000
 Diagnosis is Silly
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No Pain, no strain while sitting on the drain, Diarrhea, Diarrhea
It really isn't funny, when it's really dark and runny, Diarrhea, Diarrhea
It taste really great, when you eat if off your plate, Diarrhea, Diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Mandingo on 11/01/1999
 Diagnosis is Silly
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When your sittin a cushy
And ya feel something mushy
Diarrhea... diarrhea....

 Squeezed out by Eric Smith on 02/21/2001
 Diagnosis is Silly
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Diarrhea....Uh!! uh!!
You think it's kinda funny,
But it's really green and runny!

 Squeezed out by Jeff W. on 03/12/2000
 Diagnosis is Silly
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When your shinning something brass
And Mike Seder shoots out your ass!
Diarrhea... sucks for you... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Dooglas P-file of Hatboro Horsham High School on 01/20/2000
 Diagnosis is Silly
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I tried to go to sleep
But I couldn't
Because the turds were trying to peep

 Squeezed out by Diarrhea Queen on 03/18/2001
 Diagnosis is Silly
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When your swimming in a lake
And your pants feel like a tank
Diarrhea... ya, ya, ya ... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Wouldn't You Like To Know on 05/07/2001
 Diagnosis is Silly
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When YOUR FEELIN' KINDA' FRISKY
Then YA FEEL SOMETHIN' SQUISHY
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by ADAM on 05/17/2000
 Diagnosis is Silly
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Booogey Woogy Oops Poot
Stupie Poopie Furby Fart
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by MADAMEW on 09/23/2000
 Diagnosis is Silly
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When YOUR RIDEN IN A CHEVY
And YA FEEL SOMETHIN HEAVY
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by SILLY on 04/03/2000
 Diagnosis is Silly
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When you feel something slushy and
Your gettin' kinda blushy
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Erik on 02/05/2000
 Diagnosis is Silly
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If your rolling in the grass and
You feel something up your ass!
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by EDD monster0101 88 on 03/14/2000
 Diagnosis is Silly
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When your sittin on the jon
And the toilet paper's gone
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Brent Boo on 03/30/2000
 Diagnosis is Silly
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Sometimes I go in the backyard
And let a log on the grass
So my dog doesn't feel stupid

 Squeezed out by Janglin on 02/25/2001
 Diagnosis is Silly
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When your sittin next to chyde
And his butt decides to slide
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by peechuck AKA poopoo on 06/11/2000
 Diagnosis is Silly
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When arts on the pot
Watch out cause it's hot
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by gjo000@aol.com on 07/01/2000
 Diagnosis is Silly
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When your slidin' into first and ya feel somethin' burst its diarrhea, diarrhea
When your slidin' into 2nd and your pants are all a wettin' its diarrhea, diarrhea
When your slidin into home and your pants are full of foam, its diarrhea, diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Faith on 02/10/2001
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Tralalalala,Oops,Poot
No more fairy tails,please
Diarrhea... Cinderella... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by JENNAMEW on 07/21/2000
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