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Family Diarrhea
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If your wife is really bossy
Put some ex-lax in her coffee
Diarrhea... quit your bitchin'... diarrhea
Squeezed out by G. Love on 05/25/2001
Diagnosis is Family
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Mom said, "When putting your drawers on, Dear,
Remember it's yellow to the front and brown to the rear"
Diarrhea... Mom knows best...diarrhea
Squeezed out by Flatus Maximus on 05/25/2000
Diagnosis is Family
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When you're on the way home
And your car begins to foam
Diarrhea... pull over... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Amanda Hug N' Kiss on 01/22/2000
Diagnosis is Family
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When Kevin has to go poopy
He lifts his leg like Snoopy
Diarrhea..In the house...Diarrhea
Squeezed out by Kevin's Stepdad on 11/17/1999
Diagnosis is Family
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On my moms nice red mat,
I dropped a chocolate pat.
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Poopy Pants on 12/17/1999
Diagnosis is Family
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My child.
I have wept with anticipation for this moment.
Only to say goodbye, my little, my little, my little Diarrhea.
Squeezed out by Geoff Brady on 05/10/2001
Diagnosis is Family
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When your baby's diaper's off
And it comes out when she coughs
Diarrhea... dirty sheets... diarrhea
Squeezed out by ONE on 03/22/2000
Diagnosis is Family
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When your sister has the flu
In the toilet there's beef stew
Diarrhea... Stay home from school.. diarrhea
Squeezed out by Bacon Face on 02/15/2000
Diagnosis is Family
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When you're drinking beer with your dad
And the beer gets kinda mad
Diarrhea... Old Style... diarrhea
Squeezed out by K-barn on 10/16/1999
Diagnosis is Family
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When your taking out the trash
And you feel something splash
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by WEENIE on 12/31/1999
Diagnosis is Family
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Hey
Hows it going
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by max on 10/26/1999
Diagnosis is Family
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Cookie Monster ate the whole jar
But he couldn't make it very far
Without spraying the street with his "tar"
Squeezed out by Gigi the Cookieslug on 01/08/2000
Diagnosis is Family
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When you're beating up your brother
And his ass blows it's cover
Diarrhea... smack smack... diarrhea
Squeezed out by ucscbiotch on 10/13/1999
Diagnosis is Family
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When your family sits at dinner
And you let out a winner
Diarrhea... change your pants... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Gigi the Wonderslug (though I am ashamed to admit it) on 01/08/2000
Diagnosis is Family
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I like to make poop in my spare time
It makes me happy
As well as others
Squeezed out by aaa Big Lurpy Bastard aaa on 04/13/2001
Diagnosis is Family
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When it makes skids
It reminds me of little kids
Diarrhea... wipe your bottom!... diarrhea
Squeezed out by brayita on 01/22/2000
Diagnosis is Family
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My Mommy is poo
My Daddy is water
Together they made me, diarrhea
Squeezed out by Me+Little sis on 01/19/2000
Diagnosis is Family
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Auntie Rose's squirts are lame
Uncle Dicky gets the blame
Diarrhea... shame, shame... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Ballerina on 10/19/1999
Diagnosis is Family
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When grandbaby takes a poo
And it runs down through her shoe
Diarrhea... change of clothes... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Granny on 03/22/2000
Diagnosis is Family
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When your with your mom
And you say come on.
Diarrhea... come on mom diarrhea
Squeezed out by Mrs.cheese on 11/02/1999
Diagnosis is Family
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Twas brillig and the slithy toves
Blah blah blah blah blah diarrhea
Snorkle fart fork feth ma.
Squeezed out by Peepoopaa. on 01/11/2000
Diagnosis is Family
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Hola chavalin
Hola
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by carred@mixmail.com on 05/21/2001
Diagnosis is Family
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When Denny has to cuh-cuh
The sound it makes is puh-puh
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Denny's Uncle on 11/17/1999
Diagnosis is Family
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