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Work Diarrhea
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When your trying to teach a class
You just think your passing gas
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Science Teacher on 09/18/1999
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When you are sitting on the set
And from below erupts a jet
Oh! wonderfully met.. diarrhea
Squeezed out by Dastardly on 02/19/2000
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When your wiping someone's tushy
And your hand feels really mushy
Diarrhea---Wash that off!----Diarrhea
Squeezed out by Stephanie on 02/21/2000
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Your giving Mr. Jones a shower
But what your smelling isn't flowers
Diarrhea...Down the drain...Diarrhea
Squeezed out by Stephanie on 02/21/2000
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When youre in a business meeting
You feel it start to leeking
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by biggesthoss on 11/11/1999
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When you're talking to your boss
And your butt begins to toss
Diarrhea... I need a raise...diarrhea
Squeezed out by bkn@webtv.com on 02/23/2000
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Oh, Marina, addict of office supplies
While in Staples, she encountered a surprise!
Diarrhea... binder clip, please... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Gladys Flatus on 05/27/2000
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At the circus silly men with silly hats reside.
In no way do they involve themselves with a great deal of poop.
That is why I do not like circuses very much.
Squeezed out by A Special Seat For Mikey on 03/19/2001
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When you're teaching in you're class
And something squirts out of you're ass
Diarrhea...Squirt squirt squirt ... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Blair on 09/26/1999
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When you pick up somethin heavy
Then your booty breaks the levy
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Pookey on 11/03/1999
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When yor climbing up the ladder
And you hear something splatter
Diarrhea... look out below... diarrhea
Squeezed out by R.B Renz on 03/14/2000
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If you don't feel good at work
And your boss is just a jerk
Diarrhea... on his desk... diarrhea
Squeezed out by G. Love on 05/25/2001
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When your teaching a class
And what your passing aint gas
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Pinedunderjeep on 03/02/2000
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You bend to grab a file
And in your draws you leave a pile
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Steph W on 11/12/1999
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When you get a past-due bill
And your tushie starts to spill
Diarrhea... it was just a day!... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Gigi the Wonderslug on 01/11/2000
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When you're in the pharmacy
And wish you ONLY had to pee
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by agammarhofounder on 09/23/1999
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When you're working in cement
Don't use the bags ta wipe your indent
Diarrhea...Solid as a rock... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Kentucky Fried Caboose Weasle on 03/22/2000
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When you`re digging up the street
And you spray some day-old meat
Diarrhea... looks like blacktop... diarrhea
Squeezed out by bkn@webtv.com on 02/23/2000
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When you are sitting in your cube
And your bum begins to lube
Diarrhea... I feel faint... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Bake on 06/08/2000
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When you want to lay some cable
But you bowel isn't able
Diarrhea... drip drip drip... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Pooping Dan on 01/21/2000
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The interesting
Part about diarrhea
Is the color, texture, smell, and viscosity
Squeezed out by christopher on 02/26/2001
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When you're cleaning someone's teeth
And you feel something beneath!
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Charmedone76@aol.com on 02/26/2000
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I think it's work related
That I'm not constipated
I test Exlax.. chew chew chew.. I test Exlax
Squeezed out by Susan Arrowsmith on 06/11/2000
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I was runnin into work headin for the toilet seat
I couldn't make it, dropped my pants and shit all over the concrete
Diarrhea... TRUE STORY, I kid you not!... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Anal Excavator on 03/03/2000
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You're at work at pizza hut
And you vomit out your butt
Diarrhea... thick and chewy... diarrhea
Squeezed out by bkn@webtv.com on 02/23/2000
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When your boss is on your ass
Fill is month full of crap
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by boxxman@gower.net on 09/26/1999
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When your at work
And you feel something squirt
Diarrhea... ohoh... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Mr. Poop on 12/04/1999
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You're still surfin' on the net
'Cause your pants are stinky-wet
Diarrhea... (dot com poo)... diarrhea
Squeezed out by runny stools on 03/02/2000
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When your sittin at your Desk
Ooops!! You make a big mess
Diarrhea... call the janitor... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Donald222@webtv.net(Donny P) on 10/04/1999
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When You Climbing Up A Ladder
And You Feel Something Splatter
Diarrhea... uh.uh.. diarrhea
Squeezed out by Mikee G on 10/07/1999
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When Your Boss Is Making You Mad
Spread Your Diarreah In Their Face And Be Real Bad
Diarrhea... Unemployment Office... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Shit Head #1 on 07/06/2000
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When you're on the elevator
And it's comin' down not later
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by ChumbaWumba54@laffworks.net on 01/28/2000
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You're sittin at your work
And you feel a little squirt
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Chingatch on 10/23/2000
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Gotta big commute in Houston
On the freeway I'll be tootin'
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by P. Moore Freely on 05/31/2000
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I diarrhea
Divided
Will not stand
Squeezed out by christopher on 02/26/2001
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When your co-workers make a monument
Where you let go your excrement......
Diarrhea... oh SHIT!!!... diarrhea
Squeezed out by The Shitster on 02/18/2000
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When your talking on the phone
And you hear a huge moane
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by WEENIE on 12/31/1999
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