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Rhyme Diagnosis: Holiday Diarrhea

Jingle bells my ass smells,
Is it chocolate elves?
Diarrhea... ho...ho...ho... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Poopy Pants on 12/18/1999
Diagnosis is Holiday
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When you're cleaning up your house
And in your pants you feel a mouse
Diarrhea..Plop plop plop..diarrhea
Squeezed out by JOSHUA H on 12/25/2000
Diagnosis is Holiday
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For Halloween I got lots of treats
That Tootsie Roll came out for weeks
Diarrhea... what a treat!
Squeezed out by Pushin' It on 11/03/1999
Diagnosis is Holiday
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When it's Christmas time
And your pants are full of slime
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by diva2096@aol.com on 03/11/2001
Diagnosis is Holiday
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Feeling patriotic July 4th
I shot off a big firework
Too bad it was brown... Diarrhea
Squeezed out by Pushin' It on 11/04/1999
Diagnosis is Holiday
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Said old saint nick with christmas cheer
"Ho ! Ho! Ho Its Diarrhea!"
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Sir Fartsalot on 05/30/2000
Diagnosis is Holiday
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When you're walkin' down the aisle
And your train gets filled with bile
Diarrhea... "I Do" cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Pushin' It on 01/07/2000
Diagnosis is Holiday
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Santa's elves all caught the flu
Now all the toy trains smell like poo
Diarrhea...Choo Choo Choo... diarrhea
Squeezed out by abnormal_99 on 12/13/1999
Diagnosis is Holiday
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(Tune OF LITTLE DRUMMER BOY) I have a foul smell emanating from my RUM-PUM-PUM-Pump
A terd is poking its head out of my RUM-PUM-PUM-PUMP
Those are clear signs that I need to take a DUM-PUM-PUM-PUMP....Me and my RUMP!
Squeezed out by K.C. & The Sunshine Band on 01/01/2001
Diagnosis is Holiday
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Fed the baby mom's fruitcake
Then waited for the bowels to break
Diarrhea... clean the cradle... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Hairy Ballerina on 12/10/1999
Diagnosis is Holiday
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Want to get a Christmas jolly
Deck the halls with Bowels of holly!
Diarrhea... eat a wreath ... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Hairy Ballerina on 12/10/1999
Diagnosis is Holiday
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Diarrhea
Diarrhea
Cha!!
Squeezed out by christopher on 02/26/2001
Diagnosis is Holiday
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When you see a lepracaun a comin
And your butt starts a runnin
Diarrhea... oh my god.. diarrhea
Squeezed out by Babyt on 03/11/2000
Diagnosis is Holiday
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