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 Rhyme Diagnosis: Quotes Diarrhea



When you see it show
Your underwair will know
It is time to go

 Squeezed out by kornboy2001 on 02/28/2000
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When you in the tiolet taking a dump
All you can think of is your ass is pumped
Diarrhea... plop plop plop... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by masters of poop on 11/12/2000
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If you put it in a tube, and use it as some lube
You can put it on your dong, and stick it in a thong
Diarrhea... SMELLS GOOOOD!... Diarrhea

 Squeezed out by OPUS ERECTUS on 01/18/2001
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Soft serve ice cream is good
It completes me
Where's the meat in this sandwich?

 Squeezed out by Janglin on 03/02/2001
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Here I sit and flex my hole
Hope to god I fill the bowl
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Captain Cheddar on 01/11/2001
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Poop is flowing out like endless rain into my pearly can,
It slithers wildy as it leaves my ass across the universe.
Nothins gonna change my ass, nothins gonna change my ass.....

 Squeezed out by John Lennon ( or something ) on 02/27/2000
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 Squeezed out by christopher on 02/27/2001
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When there is something going around
And your butt feels like it went to the pound
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by JOSH on 01/19/2001
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'When you're sittin' on a cushion
And ya feel a little squishin
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Sara and Me on 02/15/2000
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There is many a rich stone laid up in the BOWELS of the earth, many a fair pearl laid up in the bosom of the sea,
That never was seen, nor never shall be.
Bishop Hall. 1574-1656. Contemplations. Book iv. The veil of Moses.

 Squeezed out by Ronnie on 01/07/2000
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When your poopingup a storm and
And your poop is lined with corn
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by JOSH HILL on 12/27/2000
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...Looking into this place and seeing a chair did that mean relief, it did, it certainly did not cause
Constipation and yet there is a melody that has white for a tune when there is straw color. This shows no face.
Gertrude Stein. 1914. "Tender Buttons"

 Squeezed out by Ronnie on 02/02/2000
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How do you know that poop exists? do you look
Thats nasty you must say,oh thats a big one thats sick you must like copped liver THATS NATSY!!!!!
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by JOSH on 01/01/2001
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Poo
Rhymes with .......
Doo

 Squeezed out by Mike E Bee on 08/02/2000
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"Midway, his last resistance yielding, he allowed his bowels to ease themselves quietly as he read, reading still patiently, the slight constipation of yesterday quite gone.
Hope it's not too big to bring on piles again. No, just right. So. Ah! Costive one tabloid of cascara sagrada. Life might be so."
A quote from James Joyce, 1922

 Squeezed out by st3 on 01/07/2000
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