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 Rhyme Diagnosis: Blast Away Diarrhea



When its fillin' up your pants,
And you start to jump and dance,
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by doll on 10/09/1999
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When your hear a farting sound
And your pants come falling down
Diarrhea... take a picture... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Pushin' It on 11/03/1999
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Be blasted
Away
By diarrhea

 Squeezed out by christopher on 03/02/2001
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In the middle of the night
You blow the bedclothes out of sight
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Mr Xyzzy on 01/24/2000
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When you feel your gonna puke,
But insted you need to poop.
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by doll on 10/09/1999
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When your sitting on the toilet
And it shoots out like a bullet
Diarrhea...Take cover... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Landon Mitchell on 10/06/2000
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When your browsing in the video store,
And you stomach lets out a roar
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Gabriel Grossman on 09/24/1999
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When you get on the shuttle,
And you see JOHN GLEN's puddle,
Diarrhea... OH SHIT!!!... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Killer Rambo on 09/29/1999
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When u fill it quirting out fast
Better hope it only gas
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by jackmeoff on 09/26/1999
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When your ridin in a Chevy
And you feel somethin heavy
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Julia and Hayley on 10/05/1999
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Watch out!! Last night I was gassy
Today I have something nasty
Diarrhea....Squirt...Squirt.....Diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Diarrhea King on 10/17/1999
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When your walking your doggy
And you step in something soggy
Diarrhea...Buy NEW SHOES... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by big ASS on 03/15/2000
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It happens in a snap
That your pants are full of crap
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by anonymous on 09/26/1999
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Diarrhea woo, diarrhea woo
Its nots funny, its hot and runny
No pain, no gain, just let it drain

 Squeezed out by ServoMax on 11/16/2000
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When ur ass starts to giggle
And some thing down their gives a wiggle
Diarrhea... 3...2...1.BLAST OFF... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by the Italian Gurl on 04/13/2001
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You've got worst diarrhea of all
When it spatters all over the wall
Diarrhea... get some towels... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Median Strip on 02/14/2000
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When your sitting on the couch
And something makes you slip and slouch
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Kim on 10/31/1999
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Frame that watery fart
Nowadays it's modern art
Diarrhea... N.E.A... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by dr wakky on 02/22/2000
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I was a young man in the Navy
Blasting foes with my butt gravy
Diarrhea...Seconds anyone?... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by abnormal_99 on 10/11/1999
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When your out having sex
And you feel something complex
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by crazy dave on 10/06/1999
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When your rooting for gore
And you feel somthing pore
Diarrhea... do some more... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by annoumos on 11/30/2000
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If you squeeze out some gas
And feel wetness on your ass
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by dr wakky on 02/22/2000
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You KNOW IT REALLY HURTS,
When YOU'VE GOT THE HERSHEY SQUIRTS!!
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Tom Brockman on 10/04/1999
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The cramps are strong, my teeth are gnashing
Vile, crude substance in my toilet bowl, splashing!
Diarrhea... Tidy Bowl man, save me!... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Gladys Flatus on 05/27/2000
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It shoots out your bum
Like a bullet from a gun
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Jon malpass on 12/22/2000
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If you feel it in your tushy
And your pants are really squishy
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by weirdo on 10/01/1999
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It sounded like i was taking a piss
But it was actually just really watery shit
Ahhhh....Diarrhea

 Squeezed out by ME! on 11/16/1999
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When you are eating your pop tart
And you feel a big fart
Diarrhea... fart fart fart... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by steven all on 02/13/2001
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I stood up on the pot
And upper-decked it on the spot
Diarrhea... bombs away!... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Ueberfrau on 05/18/2000
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I once was a happy fellow
Avoiding foes with my butt jell-o
Diarrhea... wriggly... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Soup Zero on 12/01/2000
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If your ass begins to shit
And it looks like brown spit
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by MATTHEW OBRIEN on 10/05/1999
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When you start to jump
And you feel a little pump
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by WEENIE on 12/31/1999
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I aimed by buttocks towards the sky
And stained the birdies flying by
Diarrhea...Payback, payback ... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by abnormal_99 on 10/06/1999
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When you're lying in the bed
But the toilet's already been fed
Diarrhea... let it pour... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Pushin' It on 11/03/1999
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Tacos, Burritos, what coming out your speedos
You've GOT TROUBLES,
Yeah your blowin' BUBBLES

 Squeezed out by Tootsie, Leslie on 02/25/2000
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Diarrhea helps you lose weight
So weight watchers, don't hesitate
Diarrhea...Don't lose fate... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Me+LittleSis on 12/29/1999
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Tried to pinch your poor butt cracky
But it blew like Nagasaki!
Diarrhea... char char char... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by thomasg on 03/07/2000
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What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?
A Salad Shooter
Diarrhea... pass the lettuce... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Pushin' It on 11/03/1999
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When your lighting up a haystack..
Jack says his strides are black...
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by gump on 09/24/1999
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When your mowing the grass
And shit blows out your ass
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Jake Bullock on 09/25/1999
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When you're lying in the bed
But the toilet's already been fed
Diarrhea... let it pour... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Pushin' It on 11/03/1999
 Diagnosis is Blast Away
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When your walking through the hall
And it squirts on the wall
Diarrhea...Squirt, squirt squirt... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by BA-HA on 09/24/1999
 Diagnosis is Blast Away
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Diarrhea squirts and slurps
From your asshole when it burps
Diarrhea... blappa-blappa... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Tom Frankenberger on 05/29/2000
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When you're playin' in the dirt
And you feel a massive squirt
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Mr.Pink on 03/21/2000
 Diagnosis is Blast Away
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When you kick her in the ass
You hear a great big blast!
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Zok2000 on 12/04/2000
 Diagnosis is Blast Away
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When you are siting on the pooper,
And you feel like shiting a state trooper
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by stump & shawn on 03/15/2000
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When you fart a little bit
And your pants get filled with shit
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Rose on 10/06/1999
 Diagnosis is Blast Away
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When your riding on my ass
And its coming out real fast
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by diana on 09/25/1999
 Diagnosis is Blast Away
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When it's spittin' and a chokin'
You think your butthole's broken
Diarrhea... sqirt blast pow ! diarrhea...

 Squeezed out by Tom Frankenberger on 05/25/2000
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