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LiquidPoop is dedicated to the love and celebration of diarrhea through rhyme. Our goal is to remove the shame and stigma of diarrhea forever.
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Rhyme Diagnosis:
Blast Away Diarrhea
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The cramps are strong, my teeth are gnashing Vile, crude substance in my toilet bowl, splashing! Diarrhea... Tidy Bowl man, save me!... diarrhea Squeezed out by Gladys Flatus on 05/27/2000 Diagnosis is Blast Away Rating:     | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
Tacos, Burritos, what coming out your speedos You've GOT TROUBLES, Yeah your blowin' BUBBLES Squeezed out by Tootsie, Leslie on 02/25/2000 Diagnosis is Blast Away Rating:     | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
When you are eating your pop tart And you feel a big fart Diarrhea... fart fart fart... diarrhea Squeezed out by steven all on 02/13/2001 Diagnosis is Blast Away Rating:     | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
I stood up on the pot And upper-decked it on the spot Diarrhea... bombs away!... diarrhea Squeezed out by Ueberfrau on 05/18/2000 Diagnosis is Blast Away Rating:     | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
When your riding on my ass And its coming out real fast Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea Squeezed out by diana on 09/25/1999 Diagnosis is Blast Away Rating:     | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
When your ridin in a Chevy And you feel somethin heavy Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea Squeezed out by Julia and Hayley on 10/05/1999 Diagnosis is Blast Away Rating:     | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
Diarrhea woo, diarrhea woo Its nots funny, its hot and runny No pain, no gain, just let it drain Squeezed out by ServoMax on 11/16/2000 Diagnosis is Blast Away Rating:     | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
Diarrhea helps you lose weight So weight watchers, don't hesitate Diarrhea...Don't lose fate... diarrhea Squeezed out by Me+LittleSis on 12/29/1999 Diagnosis is Blast Away Rating:     | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
When your hear a farting sound And your pants come falling down Diarrhea... take a picture... diarrhea Squeezed out by Pushin' It on 11/03/1999 Diagnosis is Blast Away Rating:     | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
When you kick her in the ass You hear a great big blast! Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea Squeezed out by Zok2000 on 12/04/2000 Diagnosis is Blast Away Rating:     | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
It sounded like i was taking a piss But it was actually just really watery shit Ahhhh....Diarrhea Squeezed out by ME! on 11/16/1999 Diagnosis is Blast Away Rating:     | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
You've got worst diarrhea of all When it spatters all over the wall Diarrhea... get some towels... diarrhea Squeezed out by Median Strip on 02/14/2000 Diagnosis is Blast Away Rating:     | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
When you get on the shuttle, And you see JOHN GLEN's puddle, Diarrhea... OH SHIT!!!... diarrhea Squeezed out by Killer Rambo on 09/29/1999 Diagnosis is Blast Away Rating:     | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
When ur ass starts to giggle And some thing down their gives a wiggle Diarrhea... 3...2...1.BLAST OFF... diarrhea Squeezed out by the Italian Gurl on 04/13/2001 Diagnosis is Blast Away Rating:     | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
When your mowing the grass And shit blows out your ass Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea Squeezed out by Jake Bullock on 09/25/1999 Diagnosis is Blast Away Rating:     | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
When you're lying in the bed But the toilet's already been fed Diarrhea... let it pour... diarrhea Squeezed out by Pushin' It on 11/03/1999 Diagnosis is Blast Away Rating:     | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
In the middle of the night You blow the bedclothes out of sight Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea Squeezed out by Mr Xyzzy on 01/24/2000 Diagnosis is Blast Away Rating:     | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
When your sitting on the couch And something makes you slip and slouch Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea Squeezed out by Kim on 10/31/1999 Diagnosis is Blast Away Rating:     | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
You KNOW IT REALLY HURTS, When YOU'VE GOT THE HERSHEY SQUIRTS!! Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea Squeezed out by Tom Brockman on 10/04/1999 Diagnosis is Blast Away Rating:     | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
When your sitting on the toilet And it shoots out like a bullet Diarrhea...Take cover... diarrhea Squeezed out by Landon Mitchell on 10/06/2000 Diagnosis is Blast Away Rating:     | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
I aimed by buttocks towards the sky And stained the birdies flying by Diarrhea...Payback, payback ... diarrhea Squeezed out by abnormal_99 on 10/06/1999 Diagnosis is Blast Away Rating:     | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
When you start to jump And you feel a little pump Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea Squeezed out by WEENIE on 12/31/1999 Diagnosis is Blast Away Rating:     | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
When u fill it quirting out fast Better hope it only gas Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea Squeezed out by jackmeoff on 09/26/1999 Diagnosis is Blast Away Rating:     | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
When your walking your doggy And you step in something soggy Diarrhea...Buy NEW SHOES... diarrhea Squeezed out by big ASS on 03/15/2000 Diagnosis is Blast Away Rating:     | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
When you're playin' in the dirt And you feel a massive squirt Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea Squeezed out by Mr.Pink on 03/21/2000 Diagnosis is Blast Away Rating:     | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
Frame that watery fart Nowadays it's modern art Diarrhea... N.E.A... diarrhea Squeezed out by dr wakky on 02/22/2000 Diagnosis is Blast Away Rating:     | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
When you feel your gonna puke, But insted you need to poop. Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea Squeezed out by doll on 10/09/1999 Diagnosis is Blast Away Rating:     | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
If you squeeze out some gas And feel wetness on your ass Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea Squeezed out by dr wakky on 02/22/2000 Diagnosis is Blast Away Rating:     | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
Be blasted Away By diarrhea Squeezed out by christopher on 03/02/2001 Diagnosis is Blast Away Rating:     | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
I was a young man in the Navy Blasting foes with my butt gravy Diarrhea...Seconds anyone?... diarrhea Squeezed out by abnormal_99 on 10/11/1999 Diagnosis is Blast Away Rating:     | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
When it's spittin' and a chokin' You think your butthole's broken Diarrhea... sqirt blast pow ! diarrhea... Squeezed out by Tom Frankenberger on 05/25/2000 Diagnosis is Blast Away Rating:     | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
When your lighting up a haystack.. Jack says his strides are black... Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea Squeezed out by gump on 09/24/1999 Diagnosis is Blast Away Rating:     | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A Salad Shooter Diarrhea... pass the lettuce... diarrhea Squeezed out by Pushin' It on 11/03/1999 Diagnosis is Blast Away Rating:     | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
When its fillin' up your pants, And you start to jump and dance, Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea Squeezed out by doll on 10/09/1999 Diagnosis is Blast Away Rating:     | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
When you're lying in the bed But the toilet's already been fed Diarrhea... let it pour... diarrhea Squeezed out by Pushin' It on 11/03/1999 Diagnosis is Blast Away Rating:     | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
It shoots out your bum Like a bullet from a gun Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea Squeezed out by Jon malpass on 12/22/2000 Diagnosis is Blast Away Rating:     | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
If your ass begins to shit And it looks like brown spit Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea Squeezed out by MATTHEW OBRIEN on 10/05/1999 Diagnosis is Blast Away Rating:     | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
It happens in a snap That your pants are full of crap Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea Squeezed out by anonymous on 09/26/1999 Diagnosis is Blast Away Rating:     | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
When your rooting for gore And you feel somthing pore Diarrhea... do some more... diarrhea Squeezed out by annoumos on 11/30/2000 Diagnosis is Blast Away Rating:     | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
When your walking through the hall And it squirts on the wall Diarrhea...Squirt, squirt squirt... diarrhea Squeezed out by BA-HA on 09/24/1999 Diagnosis is Blast Away Rating:     | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
Watch out!! Last night I was gassy Today I have something nasty Diarrhea....Squirt...Squirt.....Diarrhea Squeezed out by Diarrhea King on 10/17/1999 Diagnosis is Blast Away Rating:     | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
When you fart a little bit And your pants get filled with shit Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea Squeezed out by Rose on 10/06/1999 Diagnosis is Blast Away Rating:     | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
When your out having sex And you feel something complex Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea Squeezed out by crazy dave on 10/06/1999 Diagnosis is Blast Away Rating:     | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
I once was a happy fellow Avoiding foes with my butt jell-o Diarrhea... wriggly... diarrhea Squeezed out by Soup Zero on 12/01/2000 Diagnosis is Blast Away Rating:     | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
Diarrhea squirts and slurps From your asshole when it burps Diarrhea... blappa-blappa... diarrhea Squeezed out by Tom Frankenberger on 05/29/2000 Diagnosis is Blast Away Rating:     | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
When you are siting on the pooper, And you feel like shiting a state trooper Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea Squeezed out by stump & shawn on 03/15/2000 Diagnosis is Blast Away Rating:     | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
If you feel it in your tushy And your pants are really squishy Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea Squeezed out by weirdo on 10/01/1999 Diagnosis is Blast Away Rating:     | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
When your browsing in the video store, And you stomach lets out a roar Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea Squeezed out by Gabriel Grossman on 09/24/1999 Diagnosis is Blast Away Rating:     | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
Tried to pinch your poor butt cracky But it blew like Nagasaki! Diarrhea... char char char... diarrhea Squeezed out by thomasg on 03/07/2000 Diagnosis is Blast Away Rating:     | Rate this rhyme Postcard: Send this rhyme to a friend
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