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History (Revisionist) Diarrhea
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Get off that pot and wipe that arse.
Off to new lands you go, but don't drink the water.
Go West... young diarrhea... go West.
Squeezed out by Kevy the Wonderslug on 01/09/2000
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Paul Revere rode 'round a-yellin'
While his rear end was a-smellin'
Diarrhea..."The shits are coming!" ... diarrhea
Squeezed out by abnormal_99 on 10/01/1999
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In Fourteen Hundred and Ninety-Two
The new world smelled Columbus' poo
Diarrhea...Pew, pew, pew... diarrhea
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When they fought at Alamo
All their backsides went to blow
Diarrhea... Montezuma's revenge... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Gigi the Wonderslug on 01/08/2000
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In the Battle of the Bulge,
The troops all had diarrhea
Hence the name...
Squeezed out by Pushin' It on 11/04/1999
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He'd poo his pants each time he'd fart
That was Napolean Bonaparte
Diarrhea... in Waterloo... diarrhea
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The A bomb was flirtation
For a kim-chee eating nation
Diarrhea... war is hell... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Ueberfrau on 05/25/2000
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Herr doktor Goebbels was a gimp
His full brown shorts made him limp
Propaganda? I think not! Diarrhea.
Squeezed out by Ueberfrau on 03/08/2001
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Every time I eat pizza
I feel like chitzen itza
Diarrhea... ruined... diarrhea
Squeezed out by THE HIGH LIFE on 05/02/2000
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The Earl of Sandwich's, cards he read,
While crapping 'tween two pieces of bread.
Diarrhea... royal flush... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Ronnie on 01/09/2000
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The honored Harry Truman
Dropped a-bombs and bombs more human
Diarrhea...Boom, boom, boomin' ... diarrhea
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Even Gandhi in non-violence
Had violent shits he couldn't silence
Diarrhea...Go Mahatma!... diarrhea
Squeezed out by abnormal_99 on 10/01/1999
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Adolf (S)hitler's li'l moustashe
Wasn't hair, but a shit slurpin' rash
Diarrhea...In Der Fuhrer's face... diarrhea
Squeezed out by abnormal_99 on 10/11/1999
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Thomas Crapper invented the toilet
I like shitty pants, why did he spoil it?
Diarrhea...Damn technology ... diarrhea
Squeezed out by abnormal_99 on 10/06/1999
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When the iceberg hit Titanic
Jacob Astor shit in panic
Diarrhea...In the Atlantic... diarrhea
Squeezed out by abnormal_99 on 10/01/1999
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The philosopher Aristotle
Had his butthole at full throttle
Diarrhea...I shit, therefore I am... diarrhea
Squeezed out by abnormal_99 on 10/06/1999
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An rancid apple fell on Isaac Newton
He ate it whole and started 'a-pootin'
Diarrhea..."It is gravity that soils my shorts"... diarrhea
Squeezed out by abnormal_99 on 10/06/1999
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Martin Luther wrote 98 Theses
And squeezed out way to many feces!
Diarrhea... Reformation... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Lucie "Luce" Bowles on 03/04/2001
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As a child Abraham Lincoln
Was nicknamed "Anus Stinkin'"
Diarrhea...What was he drinkin?... diarrhea
Squeezed out by abnormal_99 on 10/01/1999
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When Vespucci had set sail
He had to set upon a pail
Diarrhea... must be scurvy... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Gigi the Wonderslug on 01/08/2000
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The Enola Gay was to drop terror upon Japan
Only later did an A-bomb become part of the plan
Diarrhea... Brown death from above... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Damien on 12/21/1999
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Evil Rasputin
Did more than "pootin'"
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Old Fart on 01/21/2000
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Babe Ruth was the "Sultan of Squat"
One year he shit 60 into the pot
Diarrhea..."Going, going, GONE!!! ... diarrhea
Squeezed out by abnormal_99 on 10/01/1999
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When Ponce de Leon was asked to dance
But there were ickies in his pants
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Gigi the Wonderslug on 01/08/2000
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Whilst crossing over the Delaware
Ol' George exclaimed,"Let me hang my arse over there!
Diarrhea...Won't make it to the other side... diarrhea
Squeezed out by watcho on 03/08/2000
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The pilgrims had seasickness
America was the rest stop...
Diarrhea... foundation of our country
Squeezed out by Pushin' It on 11/03/1999
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Lizzy Borden took an axe
And gave her mother twelve Ex-Lax
Diarrhea... that's what killed her... diarrhea
Squeezed out by abnormal_99 on 10/01/1999
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Susan B. helped women's suffrage
Then helped herself to too much roughage
Diarrhea...That's a voting booth, not a toilet!!... diarrhea
Squeezed out by abnormal_99 on 10/01/1999
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I vas shot down by za brits
Captured in a messhershmitt
Diarrhea...Shitzkrieg... diarrhea
Squeezed out by dr wakky on 02/22/2000
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Einstein's E=MC² was the result of a great insight
When a poop shot out at the speed of light
Diarrhea... Worked it out with a pencil... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Damien on 02/08/2000
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Neil Armstrong's words, if you'll rewind
Were "...one giant 'bleep' for mankind."
Diarrhea...Censored space squirts... diarrhea
Squeezed out by abnormal_99 on 10/01/1999
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Dante's insides were A-Churn-O
That's why he wrote "Inferno"
Diarrhea... hell... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Pushin' It on 01/21/2000
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Hitler's 'stache slipped down
Off the ass of Eva Braun
Diarrhea... komm hier, schatzie!... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Ueberfrau on 03/08/2001
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A celebration
Is in store
For me!!
Squeezed out by christopher on 03/01/2001
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Catherine Howard lost her head
Cause she crapped in Henry's bed
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Violetta Buttnugget on 11/27/2000
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