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 Rhyme Diagnosis: History (Revisionist) Diarrhea



Whilst crossing over the Delaware
Ol' George exclaimed,"Let me hang my arse over there!
Diarrhea...Won't make it to the other side... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by watcho on 03/08/2000
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Even Gandhi in non-violence
Had violent shits he couldn't silence
Diarrhea...Go Mahatma!... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by abnormal_99 on 10/01/1999
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Evil Rasputin
Did more than "pootin'"
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Old Fart on 01/21/2000
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The honored Harry Truman
Dropped a-bombs and bombs more human
Diarrhea...Boom, boom, boomin' ... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by abnormal_99 on 10/01/1999
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When the iceberg hit Titanic
Jacob Astor shit in panic
Diarrhea...In the Atlantic... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by abnormal_99 on 10/01/1999
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Lizzy Borden took an axe
And gave her mother twelve Ex-Lax
Diarrhea... that's what killed her... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by abnormal_99 on 10/01/1999
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Babe Ruth was the "Sultan of Squat"
One year he shit 60 into the pot
Diarrhea..."Going, going, GONE!!! ... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by abnormal_99 on 10/01/1999
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Get off that pot and wipe that arse.
Off to new lands you go, but don't drink the water.
Go West... young diarrhea... go West.

 Squeezed out by Kevy the Wonderslug on 01/09/2000
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I vas shot down by za brits
Captured in a messhershmitt
Diarrhea...Shitzkrieg... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by dr wakky on 02/22/2000
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In Fourteen Hundred and Ninety-Two
The new world smelled Columbus' poo
Diarrhea...Pew, pew, pew... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by abnormal_99 on 10/01/1999
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When Ponce de Leon was asked to dance
But there were ickies in his pants
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Gigi the Wonderslug on 01/08/2000
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Neil Armstrong's words, if you'll rewind
Were "...one giant 'bleep' for mankind."
Diarrhea...Censored space squirts... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by abnormal_99 on 10/01/1999
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Susan B. helped women's suffrage
Then helped herself to too much roughage
Diarrhea...That's a voting booth, not a toilet!!... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by abnormal_99 on 10/01/1999
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The Enola Gay was to drop terror upon Japan
Only later did an A-bomb become part of the plan
Diarrhea... Brown death from above... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Damien on 12/21/1999
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Herr doktor Goebbels was a gimp
His full brown shorts made him limp
Propaganda? I think not! Diarrhea.

 Squeezed out by Ueberfrau on 03/08/2001
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Catherine Howard lost her head
Cause she crapped in Henry's bed
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Violetta Buttnugget on 11/27/2000
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The pilgrims had seasickness
America was the rest stop...
Diarrhea... foundation of our country

 Squeezed out by Pushin' It on 11/03/1999
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The Earl of Sandwich's, cards he read,
While crapping 'tween two pieces of bread.
Diarrhea... royal flush... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Ronnie on 01/09/2000
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Every time I eat pizza
I feel like chitzen itza
Diarrhea... ruined... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by THE HIGH LIFE on 05/02/2000
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The A bomb was flirtation
For a kim-chee eating nation
Diarrhea... war is hell... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Ueberfrau on 05/25/2000
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Einstein's E=MC² was the result of a great insight
When a poop shot out at the speed of light
Diarrhea... Worked it out with a pencil... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Damien on 02/08/2000
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He'd poo his pants each time he'd fart
That was Napolean Bonaparte
Diarrhea... in Waterloo... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by abnormal_99 on 10/01/1999
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Hitler's 'stache slipped down
Off the ass of Eva Braun
Diarrhea... komm hier, schatzie!... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Ueberfrau on 03/08/2001
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The philosopher Aristotle
Had his butthole at full throttle
Diarrhea...I shit, therefore I am... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by abnormal_99 on 10/06/1999
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Adolf (S)hitler's li'l moustashe
Wasn't hair, but a shit slurpin' rash
Diarrhea...In Der Fuhrer's face... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by abnormal_99 on 10/11/1999
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Thomas Crapper invented the toilet
I like shitty pants, why did he spoil it?
Diarrhea...Damn technology ... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by abnormal_99 on 10/06/1999
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Dante's insides were A-Churn-O
That's why he wrote "Inferno"
Diarrhea... hell... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Pushin' It on 01/21/2000
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Martin Luther wrote 98 Theses
And squeezed out way to many feces!
Diarrhea... Reformation... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Lucie "Luce" Bowles on 03/04/2001
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When Vespucci had set sail
He had to set upon a pail
Diarrhea... must be scurvy... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Gigi the Wonderslug on 01/08/2000
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As a child Abraham Lincoln
Was nicknamed "Anus Stinkin'"
Diarrhea...What was he drinkin?... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by abnormal_99 on 10/01/1999
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Paul Revere rode 'round a-yellin'
While his rear end was a-smellin'
Diarrhea..."The shits are coming!" ... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by abnormal_99 on 10/01/1999
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When they fought at Alamo
All their backsides went to blow
Diarrhea... Montezuma's revenge... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Gigi the Wonderslug on 01/08/2000
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In the Battle of the Bulge,
The troops all had diarrhea
Hence the name...

 Squeezed out by Pushin' It on 11/04/1999
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An rancid apple fell on Isaac Newton
He ate it whole and started 'a-pootin'
Diarrhea..."It is gravity that soils my shorts"... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by abnormal_99 on 10/06/1999
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A celebration
Is in store
For me!!

 Squeezed out by christopher on 03/01/2001
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