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Rockland Diarrhea
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When you need a place to splat
So you poop in Kelly's cowboy hat
Diarrhea...Y2K... diarrhea
Squeezed out by ?? on 01/08/2000
Diagnosis is Rockland
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When Malgieri's ass is in shanties
But he's wearing women's panties
Diarrhea... cross dresser... diarrhea
Squeezed out by King of all Poop on 04/25/2001
Diagnosis is Rockland
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When you're hanging out with Hovan
And your arse says, "Hey move over man"
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by jd smooth on 12/23/1999
Diagnosis is Rockland
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Being a Bramman makes you really smart,
But all you do is just poop and fart
Diarrhea... my stomach hurts... diarrhea
Squeezed out by DJ Homer on 01/27/2000
Diagnosis is Rockland
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His crack is always itchy
And someone calls him Twitchy
Diarrhea... GOOSH GOOSH... diarrhea
Squeezed out by LUCKY 13 on 03/23/2000
Diagnosis is Rockland
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When IT HURTS AND IT BURNS
You REALLY START TO LEARNS
Its Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by THE KING OF ALL POOP on 01/11/2000
Diagnosis is Rockland
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When your underwear starts to stick
From free drinks at Double Click
Diarrhea... simple Tonya... diarrhea
Squeezed out by THE KING OF ALL POOP on 02/22/2000
Diagnosis is Rockland
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Rockland Boys are so sweet
With that brown puddle around their feet
Diarrhea... it anit rainin ... diarrhea
Squeezed out by TB no Poop,your mom, and KC where the sun don't shine on 02/22/2000
Diagnosis is Rockland
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When it pours like Niagra Falls
It is really from Big Balls
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by DJ Homer on 01/09/2000
Diagnosis is Rockland
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When you're working at Grey
And Your cheecks start to sway
Diarrhea... corpoarte bridgette... diarrhea
Squeezed out by THE KING OF ALL POOP on 02/22/2000
Diagnosis is Rockland
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Stand up diarrhea
Is like a stand up comedian
But way way smellier
Squeezed out by christopher on 02/27/2001
Diagnosis is Rockland
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When your yelling "GOOSH, GOOSH"
And you feel a sudden SMOOSH!!!
Diarrhea... DJ Chicken Scratch... diarrhea
Squeezed out by P - DOG on 01/19/2000
Diagnosis is Rockland
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When your drinking CAPTAIN'S and GINGER
And you SMELL SOMETHING LINGER
Diarrhea... NO BIG DEALY... diarrhea
Squeezed out by P - DOG on 01/19/2000
Diagnosis is Rockland
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When your hangin' down in Queens,
You best not poop, you farting feen,
Diarrhea... hoes, hoes... diarrhea
Squeezed out by DJ Homer on 04/24/2001
Diagnosis is Rockland
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When a rumble comes along, you must shit it
Now ya'll sing my fecal song -- Shit it!
Diarrhea... Shit it good!... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Thanagrim on 05/23/2000
Diagnosis is Rockland
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When you're horny as a mouse
But the bitch can't find your house
Diarrhea... no ass for deely... diarrhea
Squeezed out by THE KING OF ALL POOP on 01/26/2000
Diagnosis is Rockland
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If P-dog is gone for a week
His nose must really TWEAK!!!!
Diarrhea... smoke some weed... diarrhea
Squeezed out by LUCKY 13 on 03/23/2000
Diagnosis is Rockland
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When you're pimpin' on the boat,
And you let one out to float.
Diarrhea... timo, timo... diarrhea
Squeezed out by DJ Homer on 04/24/2001
Diagnosis is Rockland
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When you're chillin' in Bardonia
And your brain says, "Quick get hom-a"
Diarrhea... New City Rules... diarrhea
Squeezed out by DJ Homer on 01/27/2000
Diagnosis is Rockland
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When YOUR ASS STARTS TO SQUEAK
And YOU HAVE A WIDOWS PEAK
Diarrhea... TRISH THE DISH... diarrhea
Squeezed out by THE KING OF ALL POOP on 01/11/2000
Diagnosis is Rockland
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When Dougy's spooning Pringle
And his buns start to jingle
Diarrhea... milk milk milk... diarrhea
Squeezed out by the king of all poop on 12/29/1999
Diagnosis is Rockland
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When the bitch says "beat ya to it"
You gotta sit on her face to "do it"
Diarrhea...He fell asleep ... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Annonomous St.p on 03/21/2000
Diagnosis is Rockland
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Toss your frizbees in the air,
And start poopin like you just don't care.
Diarrhea... Babba Lou... diarrhea
Squeezed out by DJ Homer on 04/24/2001
Diagnosis is Rockland
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When your at the Republican Gala
And your ass smells real Foula
Or my Mom doesn't speak English
Squeezed out by KING OF ALL POOP on 04/25/2001
Diagnosis is Rockland
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When you're at "The Swing Set" Drinkin
And Your ass starts Stinkin
Diarrhea... take a cab... diarrhea
Squeezed out by THE KING OF ALL POOP on 02/22/2000
Diagnosis is Rockland
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When Deelys creating web design
And feels a Bramman from behind
Diarrhea... !ASS.COM! ... diarrhea
Squeezed out by TB no Poop, your mom, and KC where the sun don%27t shine on 02/22/2000
Diagnosis is Rockland
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When you're knocking down some shelfs,
And your pants full up with little elfs
Diarrhea... Fugar Fugar... diarrhea
Squeezed out by DJ Homer on 03/14/2000
Diagnosis is Rockland
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When Joe's fighting Jackie
And he leaks from his crackie
Diarrhea... smash smash... diarrhea
Squeezed out by THE KING OF ALL POOP AND TB NO POOP on 12/30/1999
Diagnosis is Rockland
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His name might be Chris Mal
But his ass is really foul
Diarrhea... men in black... diarrhea
Squeezed out by DJ Homer on 01/09/2000
Diagnosis is Rockland
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When Dennis is at the Camel Drinking
And his ass starts stinking
Diarrhea... old old old... diarrhea
Squeezed out by king of all poop and TB no poop on 12/30/1999
Diagnosis is Rockland
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When YOU TRY TO STAY AFLOAT
But YOUR HEAD JUST HITS THE BOAT
Diarrhea... BIG BALLS SINKS... diarrhea
Squeezed out by THE KING OF ALL POOP on 04/11/2000
Diagnosis is Rockland
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When your at a party and your stuck on the COUCH
Because your sitting on a BIG BROWN POUCH of POO!
Diarrhea... APT. 3... diarrhea
Squeezed out by PRINCE of DARKNESS a.k.a. P-Dog on 03/15/2000
Diagnosis is Rockland
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When you're bopping Sheila E
And your poo comes out like pee
Diarrhea... ta huh huh... diarrhea
Squeezed out by King of all Poop on 04/25/2001
Diagnosis is Rockland
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When YOU HAVE A LOW NIPPLE
And YOUR ASS STARTS TO RIPPLE
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by THE KING OF ALL POOP on 12/28/1999
Diagnosis is Rockland
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When we are doin it in bed
And something brown squirts on your head
Diarrhea... cha GB cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by TB No poop on 12/29/1999
Diagnosis is Rockland
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When your playing some Lacrosse
And your balloon knot has a loss
Diarrhea... dude dude dude... diarrhea
Squeezed out by KING OF ALL POOP & TB NO POOP on 12/30/1999
Diagnosis is Rockland
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When YOUR SHAPED LIKE A PEAR
And THERE'S A STENCH IN THE AIR
Diarrhea... pear pear pear... diarrhea
Squeezed out by king of all poop on 12/28/1999
Diagnosis is Rockland
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When I lived at 95
Sometimes my ass just wouldn't jive
Diarrhea...Fulton, Fulton... diarrhea
Squeezed out by DJ Homer on 12/29/1999
Diagnosis is Rockland
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Babba Lou, Babba Lou
I just shat in my Suburu
Diarrhea... Mullet, Mullet... diarrhea
Squeezed out by group poop on 03/25/2000
Diagnosis is Rockland
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When you have nothing better to do
Then to write all about POO
Your a looser... Greg and Dealy...your a looser
Squeezed out by TB no Poop and your mom on 02/20/2000
Diagnosis is Rockland
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Joe's BIG BALLZ must be itchin'
That's why he's always bitchin'
Diarrhea... Shut your hole!... diarrhea
Squeezed out by LUCKY 13 on 03/23/2000
Diagnosis is Rockland
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When Greg gets it on in Winter
And blows out his anal sphincter
Diarrhea...Roast beef special... diarrhea
Squeezed out by TB no Poop, your mom, and KC where the sun don't shine on 02/22/2000
Diagnosis is Rockland
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When Rikemans in the pool
All he leaves is his stool
Diarrhea... floating poop .. diarrhea
Squeezed out by TB No Poop on 12/29/1999
Diagnosis is Rockland
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When your farting around at the BOWL-ATHON
And you don't realized you just got POOPED ON!
Diarrhea... 300 GAME... diarrhea
Squeezed out by PRINCE of DARKNESS a.k.a. P-Dog on 03/10/2000
Diagnosis is Rockland
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When your going to school for JEWELS,
And you can't control your STOOLS!
Diarrhea... 14 karat gold... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Prince of Darkness a.k.a. P - Dog on 03/22/2000
Diagnosis is Rockland
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When Joe is fighting Jay
Both his shoes went away
Diarrhea... sheisty bastard... diarrhea
Squeezed out by group poop on 03/25/2000
Diagnosis is Rockland
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When your driving in the car
And you can't sqeeze that wrinkled star
Diarrhea... sqeeze sqeeze... diarrhea
Squeezed out by LEE REE on 12/29/1999
Diagnosis is Rockland
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When Galvin says, "Yeah you"
What he really did was layed a poo
Diarrhea... annh annh... diarrhea
Squeezed out by ? on 12/23/1999
Diagnosis is Rockland
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When the parties gettin down
And Deely's running out of town
Diarrhea... 1 AM bitch... diarrhea
Squeezed out by King of all Poop on 04/25/2001
Diagnosis is Rockland
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When Tonya's double clicking
And her draws start sticking
Diarrhea...Click click ... diarrhea
Squeezed out by ?????? on 04/09/2000
Diagnosis is Rockland
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When your playing MEGA QB...
And you drop a quarter pound of DOODIE
Diarrhea... WASTE OF MONEY... diarrhea
Squeezed out by PRINCE of DARKNESS a.k.a. P-Dog on 02/29/2000
Diagnosis is Rockland
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When Galvin shags a chink
And his arse starts to stink
Pork fried rice - refried beans
Squeezed out by King of all Poop on 04/25/2001
Diagnosis is Rockland
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When you fall asleep on a chick
And your pants start feeling slick
Diarrhea... Teal Baretta... diarrhea
Squeezed out by DJ Homer on 03/14/2000
Diagnosis is Rockland
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When the beat starts breakin'
And your arse starts shakin'
Diarrhea... Get down P-dog... diarrhea
Squeezed out by DJ Homer on 03/14/2000
Diagnosis is Rockland
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When FERG is playing some Lacrosse
And his balloon knot has a loss
Diarrhea... dude dude dude... diarrhea
Squeezed out by KING OF ALL POOP & TB NO POOP on 12/30/1999
Diagnosis is Rockland
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When your ass starts to blow
And makes you miss the MONSTER TRUCK SHOW
Diarrhea...Whoops- ya missed it... diarrhea
Squeezed out by TB no Poop, your mom, and KC where the sun don't shine on 02/22/2000
Diagnosis is Rockland
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When your squeezing out a brown banana...
And you dad is yelling "always manana, manana"
Diarrhea... satellite dish... diarrhea
Squeezed out by PRINCE of DARKNESS a.k.a. P-Dog on 03/08/2000
Diagnosis is Rockland
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When your SLEEPING IN JAIME'S BED
And you FEEL A RUNNY SPREAD
Diarrhea... VIVID... diarrhea
Squeezed out by P-DOG on 02/09/2000
Diagnosis is Rockland
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