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 Rhyme Diagnosis: Constipation Diarrhea



When your sitting in the office and your
Poop begins to feel the softest
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by hilly on 12/28/2000
 Diagnosis is Constipation
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I love Diarrhea
Because it's better than
Constipation

 Squeezed out by Khan on 05/10/2001
 Diagnosis is Constipation
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I get so hard in the Middle of the week
Constipation.......Constipation...
From Rod Stewart (infatuation)

 Squeezed out by Burger on 02/21/2000
 Diagnosis is Constipation
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Diarrhea, diarrhea, what a crock!
At least it don't come out in a block!
Diarrhea...Dam, them corners hurt... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by watcho on 03/09/2000
 Diagnosis is Constipation
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When your Stomach reallly Hurts
You're bound to get the SQUIRTZ!
Diarrhea... squirt, squirt, squirt... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Chingatch on 03/09/2000
 Diagnosis is Constipation
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Pack it up pack it in
Don't let the crappin begin
Binding Problems!!

 Squeezed out by Djbouti on 03/18/2001
 Diagnosis is Constipation
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I haven't had it in weeks, I miss you diarrhea
Why haven't you come? oh my....
Yeah! You're coming, woosh blub blub woosh

 Squeezed out by Diarrhea lovers Sam & Co on 12/23/1999
 Diagnosis is Constipation
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When you constipated
And your poop is out dated
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by me on 10/09/1999
 Diagnosis is Constipation
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When you've got a stuck poop and can't let out the goop
Squeeze with might and hold on tight
Diarrhea... it's comin'... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by a hole in the wall on 01/25/2000
 Diagnosis is Constipation
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When your sittin on a log
And you feel something clog
Constipation... That hurts... Constipation

 Squeezed out by Gabe on 05/01/2000
 Diagnosis is Constipation
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When you push with all your might,
But your ass is clenched to tight.
Diarrhea... push...push... diarrhea.

 Squeezed out by Poopy Pants on 12/18/1999
 Diagnosis is Constipation
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When your on the toilet squriten,
And you know that you would rather be jerkin'
Diarrhea Ahhhhhhhh... that's better

 Squeezed out by GOOSE on 02/29/2000
 Diagnosis is Constipation
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When your at home and need a parp
But when you do it feels sooo sharp
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by skiddy on 11/30/2000
 Diagnosis is Constipation
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When you constipated
And your poop is out dated
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by me on 10/09/1999
 Diagnosis is Constipation
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When straining on a heavy load
Pop the cork, and then explode
Diarrhea...Pop...Blurp... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Hairy Ballerina on 10/29/1999
 Diagnosis is Constipation
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Here I SIT BROKEN HEARTED TRYED TO SHIT BUT ONLY FARTED
Ten MINUTES LATER TOOK A CHANCE TRYED TO FART
And SHIT MY PANTS

 Squeezed out by RHYME MASTER RICH on 03/10/2000
 Diagnosis is Constipation
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When you feel your stomach rumble
It's poop that starts to tumble
Diarrhea... ooooooooooyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaa... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Anniebonannie on 05/27/2001
 Diagnosis is Constipation
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Strainin' and a-stressin'
But my drawers I won't be messin'
Constipation..It won't come out..constipation

 Squeezed out by Flatus Maximus on 05/24/2000
 Diagnosis is Constipation
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When you think its constipation
You'll feel a funny sensation
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by slimy rama on 10/13/1999
 Diagnosis is Constipation
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