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 Rhyme Diagnosis: Dr. Seuss-Ish Diarrhea



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 Squeezed out by christopher on 03/01/2001
 Diagnosis is Dr. Seuss-Ish
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That Sam - I - Am! That Sam - I - Am!
He put Green Ex-lax in the ham!
Oh my goodness!! Look out!! KA-BLAM!!

 Squeezed out by abnormal_99 on 10/19/1999
 Diagnosis is Dr. Seuss-Ish
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See Jane run, see spot run after Jane, see Jane squat
On the pot and shoot something hot. See spot lick up the hot shot
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Christy's sister on 05/17/2000
 Diagnosis is Dr. Seuss-Ish
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When you're eatin' your green beans
And you feel it in your jeans
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Christy's"b" in-law on 05/17/2000
 Diagnosis is Dr. Seuss-Ish
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That Sam - I - Am! That Sam - I - Am!
He put Green Ex-lax in the ham!
Oh my goodness!! Look out!! KA-BLAM!!

 Squeezed out by abnormal_99 on 10/19/1999
 Diagnosis is Dr. Seuss-Ish
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The Cat in the Hat shat on my mat
So, I sat on him flat, and swung my fat bat
Diarrhea... Take that!!! AND THAT!!!... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by abnormal_99 on 12/13/1999
 Diagnosis is Dr. Seuss-Ish
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Darrhea likes to squirt into my underwear
Its over here..its over there..its on the ground its in the air
Its stuck in my hair..its stuck to my face..diarrhea all over the place

 Squeezed out by mmiikkee on 02/27/2000
 Diagnosis is Dr. Seuss-Ish
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Last time I had green eggs and ham,
It felt like I crapped out a yam
Diarrhea... happy thanksgiving... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Cougar baby on 12/22/1999
 Diagnosis is Dr. Seuss-Ish
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A fuzzy li'l Sneetch lives in my rectum
He wipes me with glee, so I guess I'll protect him
Diarrhea...Until I eject him... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by abnormal_99 on 12/13/1999
 Diagnosis is Dr. Seuss-Ish
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I will not do it while I dance
I will not -oops-I filled my pants
Diarrhea...Blast you Sam... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by HuskerAnn on 11/29/1999
 Diagnosis is Dr. Seuss-Ish
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When you are begining to poop and you
Feel some soup
Diarrhea... watery.. diarrhea

 Squeezed out by JOSH HILL on 12/25/2000
 Diagnosis is Dr. Seuss-Ish
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The final book by Dr. Seuss
Was "Loose Juice from My Caboose"
Diarrhea...Like through a goose... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by abnormal_99 on 05/01/2000
 Diagnosis is Dr. Seuss-Ish
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Hop on top
Hear it plop
Diarrhea... plop plop ... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by amazing plopping on 11/27/1999
 Diagnosis is Dr. Seuss-Ish
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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
Jack crapped upon a candle stick
Diarrhea... burning poo... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Gigi the W.S. on 01/08/2000
 Diagnosis is Dr. Seuss-Ish
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Dr. Seuss, the silly goose
Filled my pants with a mushy squoosh
Now I'm squatting with a Who, making nasty, icky, sticky poo.

 Squeezed out by watcho on 02/18/2000
 Diagnosis is Dr. Seuss-Ish
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He was booking to the loo
And Horton heard a poo.
Diarrhea...Hatch a loaf... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Nate Kushner on 03/28/2000
 Diagnosis is Dr. Seuss-Ish
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Try it...try it...take a chance
Try it in your fancy pants
Diarrhea...C'mon Lance... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by abnormal_99 on 10/19/1999
 Diagnosis is Dr. Seuss-Ish
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You put your left cheek in, you put your left cheek out
You put your left cheek in and spray it all about
Diarrhea...That's what it's all about... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Darby O. on 02/28/2000
 Diagnosis is Dr. Seuss-Ish
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Will you have diarraha in a boat
Will you have it with a goat. YUK!
Diarrhea... In a box? With a fox?... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by BabyT on 01/17/2000
 Diagnosis is Dr. Seuss-Ish
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I do not like my onion-scented runs,
I do not like the fire between my buns
Diarrhea, squirt-squirt, diarrhea

 Squeezed out by luff-ray on 02/21/2000
 Diagnosis is Dr. Seuss-Ish
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Hippity Bippity, Teeter Tot
Snookie Foo sat on the pot
Diarrhea... green eggs and ham... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Gigi the W.S. on 01/08/2000
 Diagnosis is Dr. Seuss-Ish
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Your a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You hid my Charmin, every inch
Hoping to relieve myself, I'm now left in a clinch....

 Squeezed out by abnormal_99 on 12/13/1999
 Diagnosis is Dr. Seuss-Ish
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When your'e walkin down the block
And you feel it unblock
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Benny D. on 08/03/2000
 Diagnosis is Dr. Seuss-Ish
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Please don't hurt me.
I only ask for love.
Somebody stop the sadness in my heart.....

 Squeezed out by A Special Seat For Mikey on 03/19/2001
 Diagnosis is Dr. Seuss-Ish
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Oh I do love liquid poo and Cindy Lou Who loves it too
A steaming bowl for me and you, it makes me woo and coo
I like it in my pants, it always makes me prance, but I love it when it's hot in a foul and stinky pot.

 Squeezed out by Ueberfrau on 03/08/2001
 Diagnosis is Dr. Seuss-Ish
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