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 Rhyme Diagnosis: Food And Drink Diarrhea



When you go to lunch,
And you shoot out your brunch
Diarrhea... Mmm Mmm... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by me on 10/09/1999
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When your soup says, from your spoon,
"Bye for now, I'll see you soon!"
Hot and juicy (that's not Campbell's) diarrhea

 Squeezed out by runny stools on 03/17/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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After munching down some wings
And your ass-hole really stings
Diarrhea... with-blue-cheese... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Don Crotchman on 02/17/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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I really like to drink espresso
Is it shit? Well yeah, I guess so
Diarrhea... glug, glug, glug... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by abnormal_99 on 10/06/1999
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When your eating bars of toffee
And out squirts butt coffee
Diarrhea... good to the last drop Diarrhea...

 Squeezed out by Mike Plumer on 01/29/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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The eggs made me poop, and so did the kelp
And the tofu enema sure didn't help
Diarrhea... it just made me yelp... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by abnormal_99 on 12/16/1999
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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I felt the need to crunch
Oh gawd here comes lunch
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by frchteaze on 04/27/2001
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When you're eating Burger King
And your bumhole starts to sting
Diarrhea... those nasty fries... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Gigi the W.S. on 01/08/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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Diarrhea is good, diarrhea is great
Eat it all with a steak!
Diarrhea...Yum yum yum... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by El Poop mon on 01/29/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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Smoking beer
Gives a person
Super smelly diarrhea

 Squeezed out by christopher on 03/19/2001
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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You know it's killin you
When you got the clumpy stew
Diarrhea... pass the bread... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Diva2096 on 05/17/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When your drinking Michelob
And you feel something explode
Diarrhea... drink up......diarrhea

 Squeezed out by GREG TOSCANO!!!!!!!!!! on 10/20/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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I went to the store one day to buy some beer
When i got to the counter my ass decided to let out a big cheer
Diarrhea... Woohoo... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by THE HIGH LIFE on 05/02/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When you poop out a crap and it has your dinner still in it
Then pull out the corn and the hairs and dig in!
Diarrhea... A hairy, corny, poopy blob...diarrhea

 Squeezed out by an IV tube on 01/24/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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Looking just like Irish stew
It exploded from my ass - PU!
Diarrhea... Where's the beef?... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Gladys Flatus on 05/24/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When you eat some day-old sushi
And it comes swimming out your tush-i
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by hack1040 on 03/27/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When your mom licks my tush
And she feels something mush
Diarrhea... your mama... diarrhea....YOUR MAMA

 Squeezed out by dave the great on 01/25/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When you're eatin' chocolate mousse
And some comes out your caboose
Diarrhea... chocolate mousse... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by laura on 10/26/1999
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When you're eating grandma's soup-y
And it makes you take a poop-y
Diarrhea... is that beef broth?... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by I love it when you call me Big Poopa on 11/07/1999
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When you go to Taco Bell
And your poop is now brown gel
Diarrhea... Yo quiero Taco Bell... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Darby O. on 02/15/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When YOU HOLD IT LIKE A TROOPER
Then SHIT OUT A CHULUPA
Diarrhea... YO QUERIO.. diarrhea

 Squeezed out by realz on 02/27/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When you've eaten some e-coli
And in your intestines is a roll-i poll-i
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by laura on 09/30/1999
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When your eatin pea soup
And you start to poop
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by the paina on 10/03/1999
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When you're trying to take a poop
And it comes out like soup
Diarrhea... chicken noodle... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by kathybeth on 03/06/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When you are drinking surge and
You feel the urge
Diarrhea... toot toot... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Poopy butt on 07/31/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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If you eat a greasy pizza
Topped with peppers, Mama mia
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Rick on 09/29/1999
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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I let out a moan
And out came some foam
Diarrhea... rootbeer float... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by DHARMA on 03/13/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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You won't even have to push
And it looks like corn meal mush
Diarrhea... seconds, please! ... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Noel and Cathy on 12/21/1999
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When you're sipping on some rum
And a pain goes straight to your bum
Diarrhea... oh it's stinky ... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Kesh S. on 11/12/1999
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When you're looking for a snack
And goop spurts out your crack
I like it

 Squeezed out by A Special Seat For Mikey on 02/03/2001
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When your eating some poop
And it looks like split pea soup
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Evan Siegfried on 05/09/2001
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When you've eaten too much shrimp
And your sphicters get real limp
Diarrhea... I know everything day is to know about da shrimpin bidness... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by St3 on 10/24/1999
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When you can taste the rot
And you don't know which end to put on the pot
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Sha Do Do on 07/02/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When you eat a tasty mussel
Your sphincter starts to tussle
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by hack1040 on 03/27/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When you're talking to your Ma,
And you poopy foie gras
Diarrhea... fat goose... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Ronnie on 09/26/1999
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When your'e eating macaronis
And poop is in your choneys
Diarrhea... Kraft macaroni and cheese... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Cathy(of Noel and Cathy) on 12/22/1999
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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There once was a man named floop
He took a very big poop
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by ralph on 04/07/2001
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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If you'redrinking some beer
And you feel something queer
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Paige the fartknockher on 03/06/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When all you eat are beans
And your farts are really mean
Diarrhea..."Light a match"... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Don Crotchman on 02/17/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When your eating Burger King
And you notice something brown and green
Diarrhea... eat it up... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Emily* on 02/02/2001
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When your about to qwench your thirst
And you feel something burst
Diarrhea... forget the drink... diarrhea... gotta shit

 Squeezed out by josh popnoe on 03/01/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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All last night i was drinking bud
Now my ass is squirting mud
Diarrhea... beer shits suck... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by big wickere vantriloquist on 03/06/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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I ate some kielbasa with sauerkraut
Now my guts are falling out
Diarrhea...Ach, mein gott...diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Flatus Maximus on 05/27/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When you are eating tacos,
And you drop the chaloopa.
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by EddyXCF on 10/19/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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If your favorite beer is Blatz
You must really like the splats.
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Mark Jones on 05/18/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When you peer into the bowl
And it looks like sloppy joe
Diarrhea...Want fries with that??... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Silent But Deadly on 06/06/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When your dishes start to stink
Cause you let it in the sink
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by poopjuice on 02/21/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When yer eatin' some onion rings
And your butthole starts to sting...
Diarrhea... oniony buttpee!!.. diarrhea

 Squeezed out by luff-ray on 02/21/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When your drinking a bud
And in your pants you feel a spud
Diarrhea...Chug chug chug... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Dr.Skipper on 08/08/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When you go to college and poop comes out as hard as a wedge...
Eat a prune or two and then you'll really being shooting the poo !
Diarrhea... study hard... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by brayita on 01/21/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When you see it on a stick
Pick it up and take a lick
Diarrhea... pass me a cracker... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by twosickchicks on 12/14/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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Some People think it's gross
But it's really good on toast
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by R.B Renz on 03/13/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When you smell some real bad meatloaf
And it runs down on your feet all gross
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Pushin' It on 01/22/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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Don't be eating food without a label
Or else your ass will feel lil' unstable
Diarrhea... I told ya so... diarrhea... the food's outdated diarrhea... all food has a freakin label!!!

 Squeezed out by Amanda Perry (tha psycho shit) on 12/30/1999
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When youre short on chocolate sauce
On dessert made for youre boss
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by momudd on 03/02/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When your eatin' liverworst
And ya feel somethin' burst
Diarrhea... high pressure... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Jabo &Pimpadocious; Willie on 09/28/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When you eat a can of beans
And you rupture your sphincter it seams
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Blossom on 06/06/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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Diarrhea (fart fart) Diarrhea (fart fart)
Everybody thinks it's gross
But it's really good on toast.

 Squeezed out by The Fragile aka Trent Lover on 09/28/1999
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When you're squeezing real good and you feel something mean
Hey Mom! It looks like Ovaltine!
Diarrhea... mmmmm...Diarrhea

 Squeezed out by tight-ass jumpsuit on 01/24/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When you're drink'n a Bud
And out pops a spud
Diarrhea... DON'T EAT POTATOES... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Scott Finlayson on 11/29/1999
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When your drinking rum
And something smells in your bum
Diarrhea ewwwwww Diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Dan the man on 02/18/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When you're feelin' a little queezy
And you butt smells really cheezy,
Diarrhea... plug your nose... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Noel and Cathy on 12/21/1999
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When you're getting Guinness at the tap
And your shorts are full of crap
Diarrhea... beer beer beer... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by birdman of "255" on 10/06/1999
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When you ate spicy food
And it burns after you poo'ed
Diarrhea... ass on fire!... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by JULBIRD on 03/13/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When you're eatin a tart
And you feel a little fart
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by the paina on 10/03/1999
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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Rocky likes diarrhea
He eats it in the summer with ice cream
Diarrhea... damn italians... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by THE HIGH LIFE on 05/02/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When you eat food that's too greasy
Your stomach feels queasy, you run to the toilet, out flys the feces
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Blossom on 06/06/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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If you eat the wrong fluke
Your butt will soon puke
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by st3 on 10/06/1999
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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Mexican food, mexican food
Intake's delicious, expulsion's quite rude
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by eddiekennyspringsteen on 05/24/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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People think it's gross
But it's really good on toast
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by salad shooter on 10/04/1999
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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I drink poop,
Poop is good when it runs down my chin,
Please find my yellow pants.

 Squeezed out by A Special Seat For Mikey on 02/07/2001
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When you just got done eating taco bell
And your ass is burning like hell
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by choaterboy on 02/21/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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Don't go eat at Taco Bell
Unless you enjoy tummy hell
Diarrhea... mas gorditas!... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Gigi the Wonderchihuahua on 01/09/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When you're eating a big sour pickle
And some dripping makes your ass tickle
Diarrhea...Cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by boyaboypootbutt on 10/29/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When you're eating some salami,
And you call for your mommy
Diarrhea... What's that smell?... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Wean and Rocky on 04/17/2001
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When the chinese food is cat
In your pants you feel a splat!!!
Diarrhea... (me so horny)... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by bucky goldfien on 10/07/1999
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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If your'e sittin' eating dirt
And your butt starts to hurt
Diarrhea... super mud... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by r.c.w. on 03/18/2001
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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Too much malt and hops
Always leads to brownish drops
Diarrhea... down the hatch!... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Ueberfrau on 05/25/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When your eating funky soup and
Its really lumpy poop
Diarrhea... yum yum yum... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by VAKCBS on 05/12/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When your steak is nice and chewy
But your pants are warm and gooey
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Andy Cole on 11/15/1999
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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Queefin' and a beefin' hard
Your asshole spits out stinky lard
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Tom Frankenberger on 05/29/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When youre eating soup
And it makes you take a poop
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by the one, the only, me on 11/21/1999
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When you feel a little Jell-o
And you sniff a little Smell-o
Diarrhea... jiggle jiggle... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Cathy and Noel on 12/21/1999
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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It may smell realy gross
But it's really good on taost
Diarrhea... NUMMY NUMMY ... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Billy Boy on 12/12/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When you're drinking tons of liquor
And the poop comes out just sicker
Diarrhea... BLONDE POOP!!... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by DHARMA on 03/13/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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Drop the chalupa
It might make you poop-a!
Diarrhea... yo quiero...diarrhea?

 Squeezed out by Flatus Maximus on 05/27/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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Doctors try to treat it
But nurses try to eat it
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by salad shooter on 10/04/1999
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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Some people think it's gross,
But it's really good on toast...
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by poo poo on 05/02/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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It feels like an egg
When it rolls down your leg
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by mons199 on 03/05/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When you eat alot of Cheese
And you no longer hafta Squeeze
Diarrhea... Squirt... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Da Krakhead on 02/15/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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Little corns between the cheeks
Adds a sweetness to what reeks
Diarrhea... sniff my finger... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Hairy ballerina on 10/19/1999
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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After eatin beans and cheese
Your ass says 'no mo please'
Diarrhea... ay caramba... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Lord Tarzan on 08/03/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When it's too thin to eat with a fork
In your bootie you must stick a cork
Diarrhea... rufus... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by T-bone on 03/19/2001
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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It sometimes is so big it barely fits in the toilet
That's when you have to bring it into the kitchen and boil it
Diarrhea...Gooey pooey... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by PF on 01/09/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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Squirting chocolate milkshakes
And farting hard brown cakes
Diarrhea...What a meal!... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by sick bitch on 12/19/1999
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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Because your dinner was not hot
Your butthole spews out snot
Diarrhea... gurgle burgle diarrhea...

 Squeezed out by Tom Frankenberger on 05/25/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When you feel some rumbling
And you just pooped out a dumpling
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Don Crotchman on 02/18/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When you go out to eat chinese
Its butt cheeks you better squeeze
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Kalicco on 09/26/1999
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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Campbell soup makes me poop
Down my leg and in my boot

 Squeezed out by ralph on 03/24/2001
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When your poop comes out hard
Becuase you ate too much lard
I want a cat in a hat with a six foot bat

 Squeezed out by SycloneJack on 07/12/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When you're shootin' your bazooka
And out pops that Chalupa
Diarrhea... Taco Bell... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by I Like To Poop Alot on 11/02/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When you're eatin chicken noodles
And your poop starts to toodle
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by the paina on 10/03/1999
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When the baker wants to make his secret topping
He crouches over the cakes when no one's looking
Diarrhea... grab a spoon... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Vinman on 03/09/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When you're playin with your chicken,
And your pants begin to thicken
Diarrhea... feel the burn... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Cathy(of Noel and Cathy) on 12/22/1999
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When you want to squirt your pants and do a poopy dance,
What're you gonna pick?
Hot Pockets!

 Squeezed out by Reejus on 05/18/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When yer eating KFC
Uggh! Sphicter goes poop on me
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by YAR! on 06/15/2001
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When you're eating mac and cheese,
And your ass gives a little weeze
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Wean and Rocky on 04/17/2001
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When your wiping your butt
And it smells like pizza hut its
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by nathan and tyler and victor on 02/24/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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While in McDonald's, I had a Big Mac; later to encounter a foul rectal attack!
The cramps, the gases, the anticipation! Oh, how I wish for instant constipation!
Diarrhea...Turdburger...Diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Gladys Flatus on 06/24/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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Some Think Its Gross
But It Tastes Good On Toast
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by The Flaming Moon (no pun intended) on 06/01/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When you eat at Taco Bell
People can always tell
Diarrhea...Run for the border... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Slimy Rama on 10/13/1999
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When you're eatin peanut butter
And ya feel a little putter
Diarrhea... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by paina on 11/26/1999
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When you flavor with Tobasco,
Flames from your ass will go,
Diarrhea... vinegar, red pepper and salt... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Ronnie on 01/19/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When it finally comes out
And it lands right inside your mouth
Diarrhea... tastes like chocolate... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Stephan on 09/26/1999
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When you're sittin' at the bar
And you fill your pants with warm, chunky tar
Diarrhea... last call... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Sam Brewer on 05/24/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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If you have to drop a load-a
They put visine in your soda
Diarrhea... quite refreshing... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by G. Love on 05/25/2001
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When you're slamming a case
And your ass has some bass
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by birdman of "255" on 10/06/1999
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When your eating with your friend and you get your recipt
And it says you orded poop
Diarrhea...Poop's on me.. diarrhea

 Squeezed out by fatso on 12/15/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When youre sittin and eattin dinner
And you feel a little bit thiner
Diarrhea... its the sauce... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Poop Head on 07/30/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When you're eatin some cheese
And you fell a heavy breeze you know it's
Diarrhea... yum yum yum... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Cheese Lady on 01/16/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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Diarrhea goes well with cookies
Got milk?
Diarrhea... now thats a nasty mustache... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by THE HIGH LIFE on 05/02/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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A poopsicle is like
A popsicle,
Only it is made out of frozen poop.

 Squeezed out by A Special Seat For Mikey on 03/07/2001
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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That burger tasted funny.
Now you're dying from your runny
Diarrhea... E. Coli... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Juicy Retardo on 03/22/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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After eating some chop suey
Your ass might go "KA-BLOOEY"!!
Diarrhea..Ching chang chong..Diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Flatus Maximus on 05/25/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When you're drinking hot chocolate
And your butt starts to mock it
Diarrhea...Don't dink hot chocolate... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by pooperscooper on 01/18/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When you're feeling quite forlorn
Cuz you're passing last nights corn.
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Jay Janiszewski on 05/18/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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Wouldn't want to fart and waste it
I would rather burp and taste it
Diarrhea... yum yum yum... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by intt2pooh on 10/04/1999
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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Chinese food's a touchy matter-
Light a match! It's PooPoo Splatter!!
Diarrhea... OY! Sophia!... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by jen on 12/13/1999
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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There's an aching in your belly
And your poop is just like jelly
Diarrhea... Grab Some Toast... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Liberallib on 04/03/2001
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When your standing in a chippy
And you feel something sqishy
Diarrhea diarrhea

 Squeezed out by craig on 05/23/2001
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When your ass is pumping jelly
And it's watery and smelly
Diarrhea... (oh my lord!)... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by bucky goldfien on 10/07/1999
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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Some people think it's gross
But it taste great on toast
Diarrhea... pass the jam... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by jimmy chang on 09/25/1999
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When green chile's gastric action
Turns your bowels to liquefaction
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by hellpie on 10/29/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When you've got a real bad waiter
Just tip him at the table!
Diarrhea... keep the change... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Pushin' It on 01/22/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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What on earth did I just drink?
It was brown and thick and sure did stink!
Diarrhea... looked like a milkshake!... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Gigi the Wonderslug on 01/09/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When drinking too much beer
Wreaks havoc on your rear
Diarrhea... have another... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Al Coholic on 09/25/1999
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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How it happens doesn't matter
You've had a green apple splatter
Diarrhea... Granny Smith... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Sphincterman on 01/18/2001
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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Serve it at a resturaunt thats 5 star
Right next to the steak tartar
Diarrhea...Boo-Ya... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by T-bone on 03/19/2001
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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A burning pain in little suzie's ass
Yet underneath she held a glass
"I never knew chocolate milk did not come from cows!!!"

 Squeezed out by The Sweaty Butcher on 03/06/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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If YOU EAT BEEFCAKE,
And YOU THINK IT'S A MISTAKE
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by GROSSMAN on 10/20/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When your playin with your legos
And your pants fill up with Prego
Diarrhea... sketty sauce... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by I Like To Poop Alot on 11/02/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When hay fever makes you sneeze
And your shorts get filled with cheese
Diarrhea... smells like feta... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by bkn@webtv.com on 05/22/2000
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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When your eating some poop
And it looks like split pea soup
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Evan Siegfried on 05/09/2001
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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Put it on crackers, steep it for tea
Serve it to others and giggle with glee
Diarrhea...Hee, hee, hee... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by abnormal_99 on 12/13/1999
 Diagnosis is Food And Drink
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