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LiquidPoop is dedicated to the love and celebration of diarrhea through rhyme. Our goal is to remove the shame and stigma of diarrhea forever.
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Musical Diarrhea
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I hate crap, crap hates
Let's all go and crap on Barney
Diarrhea...With a big crap right over his head...Diarrhea ... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Crapacheno on 06/21/2000
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When i watch musicals
I imagine that the notes the performers sing
Are actually invisible liquid poops
Squeezed out by christopher on 02/13/2001
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Not everyone knows
About liquidpoop
Dot com
Squeezed out by christopher on 02/26/2001
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When listening to Rap
And ya gotta take a crap
Diarrhea..Yo bitch...diarrhea
Squeezed out by Flatus Maximus on 05/24/2000
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Carly Jean C. shi*s her pants, ha ha ha
She smells like ass wipe ,ha ha ha she needs to hop in the shower because face it girl YOU STANK, like................
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by unknown on 07/16/2000
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I like the way your sparklin' earrings lay, against your skin so brown
Hey! Why is your skin so brown?! Oh, shit!
Diarrhea...The Eagles are gonna kill me... diarrhea
Squeezed out by watcho on 02/18/2000
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This site is nice
Some times I roll my dice
Diarrhea poop dung poop DIARRHEA
Squeezed out by Cow Boa on 02/12/2000
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It fell down down down, from the burning ring of fire
It fell down down down and the fumes rose higher
And it BURNS BURNS BURNS ... the ring of fire... the ring of fire
Squeezed out by Johnny Crass on 05/28/2001
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Hey Hey, My My..Don't look now , you've got some E-Coli
Take some Immodium or you're gonna die..
Diarrhea...Hey Hey, My My! (apologies to Neil Young)
Squeezed out by Flatus Maximus on 06/01/2000
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When you listen to your speakers
And you feel a little creeper
Diarrhea... surprise... diarrhea
Squeezed out by I Like To Poop Alot on 11/02/2000
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When you listen to NSYNC
An you feel something sink
Diarrhea... bye bye bye... diarrhea
Squeezed out by otown's #1fan on 11/30/2000
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Rock star poop is very fine poop indeed.
It can play the miniature electric sitar.
I'm just gonna keep rockin and rollin.
Squeezed out by A Special Seat for Mikey on 04/20/2001
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When you play percussion
And you feel something mushin
Diarrhea... bangbangbang... diarrhea
Squeezed out by angel320@hotmail.com on 09/28/1999
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When you're practicing the tuba
And your reer goes hooba booba
Diarrhea... honk, honk... diarrhea
Squeezed out by st3 on 09/07/1999
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When your talking to Rocky
And you smell something clonky
Diarrhea... was that you... diarrhea
Squeezed out by j.s on 04/17/2001
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Diarrhea diarrhea some people think its funny but its really really runny
Diarrhea diarrhea some people think its soup but its really really poop
Diarrhea diarrhea
Squeezed out by kim on 05/15/2000
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One diarrhea, two diarrhea, three diarrhea, four.
Five diarrhea, six diarrhea, seven diarrhea, more!
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Gigi the Wonderslug on 01/11/2000
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Give me a 5 or i'll poop
And it WILL smell
You have my word bitch
Squeezed out by The Threat (Detlef) on 04/23/2001
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Is that a trumpet blaring
Or my colon merely clearing?
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Mr Xyzzy on 01/24/2000
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When your singing bjork
And you smell rotten pork
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by a dumb whore(amanda) on 12/26/1999
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If your practicing your Drill
And you feel something Spill
Diarrhea... Heel Toe... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Donny P on 10/04/1999
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When your ass makes a strange noise
Then you relize its the backstreet boys
Bsb sux....backstreet boys....bsb sux
Squeezed out by jack da brat on 08/08/2000
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Hey, You!...Don't be ashamed!....you have diarrhe-a...there's no one to bla-a-ame!
Remember, whatever's i-i-in your co-lon, let it all out.. and you'll feel
Better, Better, BETter, BETTER......OOH! Yeah! Poo.. Poo.. Poo.. Poo!, Poo!, Poo!..Poo, poo, poo, poo-it's you! (Thanks, "Fab Four!")
Squeezed out by Gladys Flatus on 06/18/2000
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Jingle bell Jingle bell Jingle bell rock jingle bells
Are in my poop
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by JOSH HILL on 12/26/2000
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Sitting with my gutters
They're on toppa my house
I am a tingle-bomber, la la la I'm an ostrich. Woo hoo.
Squeezed out by Cow Boa on 02/12/2000
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When you're doin a funky dance
And juice squirts out your pants
Diarrhea...Splish splash... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Antigravity8 and Britlover591 on 03/18/2000
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When your dancin' with the band
And they can smell it in the stands
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by e.thaxon on 09/26/1999
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When you are playing with a flute
And your butt decides to shoot
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by HaRdCoRe92386 on 05/17/2000
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When you're listening to Nelly
And you smell something smelly
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by rocky on 04/16/2001
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I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real shady, all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
Squeezed out by Mikey D A.K.A. Dillio on 04/29/2000
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When you've had too many prunes
And your butt is singing tunes
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Prune Squatter on 06/06/2000
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Telephone rings
On its fingers
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Cow Boa on 02/12/2000
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When you're listening to N'Sync
And something starts to stink
It's Diarrhea... or is it Pink... diarrhea
Squeezed out by GHETTO SAM on 08/20/2000
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Tiny bubbles...in your guts...then you fa-art...and soil your nuts...
Tiny bubbles...gave you the ru-uns!..With a feeling that your going shit for a long, long time!
Diarrhea... vive Don Ho... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Gladys Flatus on 07/14/2000
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When you're playing the big drum
And you give a big DUM-DUM
Diarrhea... party on... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Pushin' It on 11/04/1999
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When you're listening to Joe,
And you think it's gonna snow
Diarrhea... what's the forcast?... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Wean and Rocky on 04/17/2001
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Sprayin off tha dock of tha bay
Watchin my liquid turds float away
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Sir Fartsalot on 05/30/2000
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Oops I farted a match and I burnt off my ass
And I got lost in the smell!
Oh baby baby! Oops it's big Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Seth on 05/18/2000
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Here I sit empty hearted trying to shit but only farted.
Then one day i took my chance tried to fart but shit my pants.
Amen!!!!!
Squeezed out by Samurai of Savings on 02/15/2001
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Yo Yo Yo when I'm busting a rhyme
And I feel that icky slime
Diarrhea... ewwww gross... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Bob Steve on 02/25/2001
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"It's a nice day for a dia-rrhea"
" It really is even though I don't wanna see ya"
Diarrhea..Thats it alright..diarrhea
Squeezed out by Oily and Boily on 03/18/2001
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When your on the couch and u feel somthing smoodg and gooze
U fianlly now it has oozed
Diarrhea... like it plz damnit... diarrhea
Squeezed out by devin on 03/03/2000
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When you're listening to Nelly
And oyu smell somehting smelly
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by rocky on 04/16/2001
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Ray's listening to Christopher Cross
His butt decided to show him who's boss
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Leah C. on 02/04/2001
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When you're climbing up a ladder
And you hear a little splatter
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by litlstarfish@go.com on 09/23/1999
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Crap in the place where you live
Crap in the place where you work
Crap,Crap,Crap
Squeezed out by Zach Bartylla on 01/20/2001
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The Smiths are a good band
I listen to "Hand in Glove"
You'll rate this badly.... yes you will.... you'll rate this badly
Squeezed out by Cow Boa on 02/16/2000
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Diarrhea, diarrhea
Heeey diarrhea
Squeezed out by God Shamgod on 05/24/2001
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When your playing your flute
And you feel something shoot
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Juvinile4@Hotmail.com on 09/21/1999
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When you're listening to Hanson
And you're shittin' with your pants on
Diarrhea... mmmmmm-bop... diarrhea
Squeezed out by jonowolf on 02/13/2000
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When you're gettin jiggy wit it
And your ass says "holy shit!!!"
Diarrhea... big willie style... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Janette on 09/21/1999
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Oops I did it again. I play with my poop. Got lost in the pain. Oh baby baby!
Oops I crapped in my pants. Got sent from a buttttttttt!!
I'm just that Constipated!!!!!!
Squeezed out by Crapacheno on 06/21/2000
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The day it really hurt it came out in a blurt
O look it was britneyspears
Diarrhea... oops i did it again ... diarrhea
Squeezed out by britney's worst nightmare on 12/01/2000
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I feel like a horse
When my voice becomes coarse
I eat skittles poop poop poop I eat skittles
Squeezed out by Cow Boa on 02/12/2000
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When you're feelin kinda frisky
And your butt is whistlin' dixie
Diarrhea...Minnie Pearl...diarrhea
Squeezed out by twosickchicks on 12/14/2000
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When your drivin' in a chevy
And you feel something heavy
Diarrhea... vroom vroom... diarrhea
Squeezed out by neassv on 09/23/1999
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When you're singing "In the Navy"
And your ass is shooting gravy
Diarrhea... ma-cho man ... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Craptain Hook on 05/19/2000
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When the guard is spinning Flag
And they all feel something Sag
Diarrhea... Drop Spin... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Donny P on 10/04/1999
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When you're eating cotton candy,
And you splat on Mandy
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Wean and Rocky on 04/17/2001
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Row row row your butt
Gently down the stream
Diarrhea, diarrhea, makes me want to scream.
Squeezed out by Gigi the Wonderslug on 01/11/2000
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Diarrhea is when you poo and pee
Through the same hole, you see
Diarrhea...Coming out of me...diarrhea
Squeezed out by Me+Little Sis on 01/19/2000
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When you're listening to Phish
And your ass goes squish
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by birdman of "255" on 10/06/1999
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When you hear Lenny Kravitz
And your butt goes "Blabitz!"
Diarrhea... american woman... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Sscott Chad on 11/29/1999
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When your'e eating masala dosa
And you feel it gettin closer
Diarrhea... BAAN CHOD... diarrhea
Squeezed out by TONE CAPONE on 04/06/2000
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Do you have the time
To listen to me release slime
Diarrhea... green day... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Poo Yah! on 03/12/2000
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When your listening to KoRn
When a brand new squirt is born
Diarrhea... KoRn in your crap... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Jonathan Davis, Munky, Head and Fieldy on 03/02/2000
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When you love to sing and you feel a little ting
Sing pretty or it will get shitty
Diarrhea... me fa so la ti da... diarrhea
Squeezed out by brayita on 01/22/2000
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I'm a big kid look what I can do! I can make a big doo-doo!
I can squish it all around!
Mommy, wow! I'm a big kid now!
Squeezed out by Leanen Sidhe on 11/25/2000
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When your sweetie squeezes ur tush,
And nothin comes out but mush
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Michelle and Karly on 07/28/2000
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When you're listining to KoRn
When a brand new squirt is born
Diarrhea..."All I want in life is to be happy"... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Jesse Galloway on 03/01/2000
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When uve got gas, stick it up ur ass.
And when u gotta go, step on sumones toe.
Ass... cha cha cha...toe
Squeezed out by jessica29007 on 05/24/2001
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When your playing the trumpet
Dont wait to dumpit
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by bluemoon on 09/27/1999
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When your marching on a field
And you feel something Ewww!!
Diarrhea... MArk time... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Donny P on 10/04/1999
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When I scrunch up my nose at the smell of your toes, that's Aroma!
When I quickly depart at the sound of your fart, that's Aroma!
(Sung to the tune of "That's Amore")
Squeezed out by Just back from Italy on 11/01/2000
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When ur climbin up a tree
And it trickles down ur knee
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Michelle and Karly on 07/28/2000
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Living the Vida Loca,
I shit some squishy Caca,
Diarrhea... squirt squirt squirt... diarrhea
Squeezed out by BudLizardLouie@aol.com on 09/18/1999
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Ooh, that shit's so scandalous, you know another ass couldn't handle it
Now you're shaking your ass like you gotta shit, your diarreah is going 'loca'
Diarrhea... by the truck, truck, truck... diarrhea
Squeezed out by ANNIE! on 05/04/2000
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Mama-Mia, papa-pia, jonny had some diarrhea
Mama said it wouldn't hurt, so he had it for dessert
Squeezed out by Stan the Man on 04/25/2001
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