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Limericks Diarrhea
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The monkey bars, the child swayed on. He didn't think he could stay on.
Into his shorts, butt shouted retorts.
Told his mom it was melted brown crayons.
Squeezed out by Ronnie on 03/16/2000
Diagnosis is Limericks
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There once was a gal named Leah
Had a meal complete with bacteria
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by E. Jack Ulation on 05/31/2000
Diagnosis is Limericks
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A man got tacos to eat, when he noticed it started to sleet.
He heard a rumble, he slipped and stumbled,
On the brown frozen pebbles at his feet.
Squeezed out by Ronnie on 03/14/2000
Diagnosis is Limericks
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When sobe goes poo poo the slanty smells like bum
Duwatchalike when arrrr bud mud does not equal ratings
Slanty.....Cha cha cha... Slanty
Squeezed out by poo poo sweets on 03/15/2001
Diagnosis is Limericks
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There once was a man from Nantucket, who moved his bowels in a bucket.
He looked down in, and said with a grin.
"There's so much corn, you could shuck it!"
Squeezed out by Ronnie on 03/16/2000
Diagnosis is Limericks
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When you're sitting on the loo
With an urgent need to poo!
Diarrhea... That's yuck!... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Tas on 02/04/2001
Diagnosis is Limericks
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There once was a man with the runs, who got it all over his buns,
He said with chagrin as he shucked off his things,
"I'd trade my new wife for old Charmin!"
Squeezed out by watcho on 03/15/2000
Diagnosis is Limericks
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'Twas draft beer, the pints overflowed/The feeling inside me had growed
I could not resist/the toilet I missed
And the load did explode the commode
Squeezed out by sl0ach on 11/28/2000
Diagnosis is Limericks
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