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Eau De Toilette Diarrhea
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When on the bowl doing your stuff,
... and the exaust fan just aint enough.
Diarrhea... where's the room freshener? ... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Sandy on 03/18/2000
Diagnosis is Eau De Toilette
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When your'e sittin on the john
And the toilet paper's gone...
Be a man, use your hand
Squeezed out by McDooDoo on 11/26/1999
Diagnosis is Eau De Toilette
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Diarrhea filling up my bowl
Now I'm afraid I have a big hole
Diarrhea...I'm on a role... diarrhea
Squeezed out by SAM & Co. on 12/23/1999
Diagnosis is Eau De Toilette
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Try 2 drop a couple logs and it squirted
Tried 2 flush it but it spilled it
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by bassheadake on 02/18/2000
Diagnosis is Eau De Toilette
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Blowing with no toilet near
Is sure to cause an awful smear
Diarrhea... strut your stuff... diarrhea
Squeezed out by the hairy ballerina on 10/19/1999
Diagnosis is Eau De Toilette
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When there's burning in your sphincter
And the smell can't be more distincter
Diarrhea... QUICK, LIGHT A MATCH... diarrhea
Squeezed out by damagster on 06/04/2000
Diagnosis is Eau De Toilette
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When you think its just a spot,
But the spot fills up the pot.
Diarrhea... plop plop... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Zok2000 on 12/18/2000
Diagnosis is Eau De Toilette
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Somehow I missed the toilet
Well, at least I didn't soil it
Diarrhea... on the floor...diarrhea
Squeezed out by Flatus Maximus on 05/26/2000
Diagnosis is Eau De Toilette
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That scent...that aroma...that amazing bouquet
I know what you did, now please go away!
Diarrhea...No, I'll go, you stay!...diarrhea
Squeezed out by abnormal_99 on 10/19/1999
Diagnosis is Eau De Toilette
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It's known as 'dating doom'
When you wear it as perfume
Diarrhea... No. 2 ... diarrhea
Squeezed out by abnormal_99 on 10/19/1999
Diagnosis is Eau De Toilette
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When your toilet is flushing
Yuo've excreated something mushy
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Ayesha & $ana on 01/23/2000
Diagnosis is Eau De Toilette
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Dairrhea, Diarrhea
No pain, No strain
Just flush it down the drain
Squeezed out by Scotty (here's my claim to fame) Alder on 06/01/2000
Diagnosis is Eau De Toilette
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When your butt is feeling wet
Please dont Forget
To whipe off the wonderful cream you let
Squeezed out by Ramiro Jr Franco on 05/17/2000
Diagnosis is Eau De Toilette
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When you're running to the dunny,
And ya feel something funny
Diarrhea... betta run!... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Chippy on 11/15/2000
Diagnosis is Eau De Toilette
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When your rectums dialated
And the stench has permeated
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by ponyboy on 01/02/2000
Diagnosis is Eau De Toilette
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When your fart smells like pollution
And you don't have a solution
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Robert on 11/10/2000
Diagnosis is Eau De Toilette
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If your stomach starts to churn
And your poop shoot starts to burn
Diarrhea... gotta go... diarrhea
Squeezed out by G. Love on 05/25/2001
Diagnosis is Eau De Toilette
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Your sittin' on the commode
And you hear something explode
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Miss Chrissy on 02/13/2001
Diagnosis is Eau De Toilette
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Diarrhea tones
Coming from the diarrhea phone
Playing in my ear
Squeezed out by christopher on 03/01/2001
Diagnosis is Eau De Toilette
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