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 Rhyme Diagnosis: Computer Diarrhea



When your playin sim safari and
Your butt feels real sorry
Diarrhea... clean the seat... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by skullmac on 05/20/2000
 Diagnosis is Computer
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When you're surfin' on the net,
And your bowels start to let,
Diarrhea... plug it up... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Cathy(of Noel and Cathy) on 12/22/1999
 Diagnosis is Computer
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While I was reading this web page
My ass hole got the rage
Diarrhea... LiquidPoop... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Pookey on 11/19/1999
 Diagnosis is Computer
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When you're surfing on the Net
And you download something wet
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Jeff Deely on 11/09/1999
 Diagnosis is Computer
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When you're playing EQ
And you pants fill with goo
Diarrhea... AFK... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Mike Kelly on 03/11/2000
 Diagnosis is Computer
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In mexico
If you get diarrhea
You might get arrested because everyone gets arrested all the time.

 Squeezed out by christopher on 03/19/2001
 Diagnosis is Computer
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When you are surfing on the net
And your pants are gettin wet
Diarrhea... ESC ESC ... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Henry Hiney on 10/12/1999
 Diagnosis is Computer
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Followed a link on a website called dogdoo
Found this stinky place, P.U.
Diarrhea... PU, PU, PU ... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Chingatch Croute on 02/11/2000
 Diagnosis is Computer
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When your hard disk goes to floppy,
And your SCSI port gets sloppy,
Diarrhea... FIREWIRE!... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by illfates(http://ambia.net/graffiti) on 11/02/2000
 Diagnosis is Computer
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When I was sittin' at the 'puter
Some shit fell on my hooter
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Me and The Otherv One on 03/18/2001
 Diagnosis is Computer
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When your surfing the net
And you feel something wet
Diarrhea... click.click.click... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by heath and amanda on 12/26/1999
 Diagnosis is Computer
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When playin earthseige 2 your behind
Just blew
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by skullmac on 05/20/2000
 Diagnosis is Computer
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When you're sitting at the computer
And you hear a great big tooter
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Pushin' It on 11/04/1999
 Diagnosis is Computer
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Enfermé dans une boucle infinie
Ton linux comme ton windaube en chie
Diarrhea... caca... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Stan on 09/16/1999
 Diagnosis is Computer
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When you're checking a website
And your pants liquidite
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by K-barn on 10/16/1999
 Diagnosis is Computer
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When you are on the internet
And you feel something wet
Diarrhea... refresh, refresh... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by BA-HA on 09/24/1999
 Diagnosis is Computer
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When you are on yahoo
And your pants fill up with doo doo
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by somebody on 11/27/1999
 Diagnosis is Computer
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When you get your new G4
Your shit may start to pour
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by JonnyRotten on 04/25/2001
 Diagnosis is Computer
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When you're surfing on the net
And your pants are soaking wet
Diarrhea...I'm addicted... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Bacon Face on 02/15/2000
 Diagnosis is Computer
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Quake badguys a dying - splattered on the wall
Pain in the belly - can't dash up the hall
So lean but keep shooting - and squirt as they fall

 Squeezed out by plop gun on 06/02/2000
 Diagnosis is Computer
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When you defragment drive c
And your anus just lets free
Diarrhea...Cluster,Cluster,Cluster... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by temporarily spastic on 03/06/2000
 Diagnosis is Computer
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When your recieving your email
And your butt begins to sail
Diarrea , oooo yuck , diarrea

 Squeezed out by piki on 12/28/1999
 Diagnosis is Computer
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When you boot up your machine
And your ass starts actin' mean
Diarrhea... point click... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by damien on 09/03/1999
 Diagnosis is Computer
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When i was on webcrawler
My butt began to holler
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Amber and Cindy on 12/26/1999
 Diagnosis is Computer
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While surfing I ate too much burritos
Liquid shit poured out the Windows
Diarrhea... open the Gates... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by siwergth on 03/07/2000
 Diagnosis is Computer
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When your web site gets it's thousandth rhyme
And you think to yourself "About damn time!"
Diarrhea... Web Master of Disaster... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Damien on 02/16/2000
 Diagnosis is Computer
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When you're browsing on the Web
And your poo begins to ebb
Diarrhea... click click... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by damien on 09/03/1999
 Diagnosis is Computer
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When you're codeing up some Java
And your ass spits out hot lava
Diarrhea... too much coffee... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Pete on 09/15/1999
 Diagnosis is Computer
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When you're sendin' in a fax,
And you've taken some exlax
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Retodd on 02/20/2001
 Diagnosis is Computer
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When you're talkin' on the mic
And your ass is tellin you you need to take a hike
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by jad on 02/14/2000
 Diagnosis is Computer
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When you're typin' at your computer
And you let a little pooter
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by vo15@excite.com on 12/21/1999
 Diagnosis is Computer
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When you're surfing on the net
And you download something wet
Diarrhea...Dot com ... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Flatus Maximus on 05/24/2000
 Diagnosis is Computer
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When you're out posting rhymes
And your ass says "Its time"
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by birdman of "255" on 10/06/1999
 Diagnosis is Computer
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When you're fixing your printer
And your pants begin to splinter
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by 4Rosstafari on 10/16/1999
 Diagnosis is Computer
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You're sittin at your 'Puter
Your Fart turns to a Shooter...
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Chingatch Croute on 02/28/2000
 Diagnosis is Computer
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My deleted bytes and bits
Gave me awful panic shits
Diarrhea... Gates is satan... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Ueberfrau on 05/25/2000
 Diagnosis is Computer
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When your're in a chat room
And your butt goes "BOOM!"
Diarrhea...Brb ... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Bored PA chic LOL on 11/11/2000
 Diagnosis is Computer
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When you're checking the modem
And your ass is at the podem
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by 4AnnaE on 10/16/1999
 Diagnosis is Computer
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When your moving the mouse
And your fart shakes the house
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Juvinile4@Hotmail.com on 09/21/1999
 Diagnosis is Computer
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When a virus enters your computer and
Your behind makes a spluter
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by skullmac on 05/20/2000
 Diagnosis is Computer
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When your surfin your hard drive and
Your butt gives u a surprise
Diarrhea... defragmenting hard drive... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by skullmac on 05/20/2000
 Diagnosis is Computer
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