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Religion Diarrhea
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Wet shit, ran out of paper
Hiked up my drawers
Lightning stripes later
Squeezed out by Pooey Bookends on 11/21/2000
Diagnosis is Religion
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I see a category for terrorist diarrhea
But i cannot imagine evil poop
For it is all good, from God's to the bubbling chuncky paste of Satan himself.
Squeezed out by briteboy4 on 03/22/2001
Diagnosis is Religion
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When you think of Jerry Falwell,
Then your colon pays a call, well
Burn in Hell (pass the matches)... diarrhea!
Squeezed out by runny stools on 03/03/2000
Diagnosis is Religion
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When your siting in a pew
And your ass starts to spew
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by biff on 02/15/2000
Diagnosis is Religion
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Tu pac shakur
Rapped
A crap on my face
Squeezed out by christopher on 02/27/2001
Diagnosis is Religion
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When you're Evangelical scum
And something flys out your bum
Diarrhea... Evangelics suck ... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Vegetable Garden Head on 01/22/2000
Diagnosis is Religion
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Father says a good Confession
Does not include a fecal expression
Diarrhea... Pray for Me... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Deena Lou Dookie on 11/25/2000
Diagnosis is Religion
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I was climbing up the steeple
When it leaked out on the people
Diarrhea... No church today... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Crystal on 03/07/2000
Diagnosis is Religion
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When you look to pass the plate
Your dry undies meet their fate
Diarrhea... Praise the Lord!... diarrhea
Squeezed out by runny stools on 03/02/2000
Diagnosis is Religion
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I will devour your soul,
I am evil made flesh,
The sulfurous pits of hell await you.
Squeezed out by A Special Seat For Mikey on 02/08/2001
Diagnosis is Religion
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I was listen to the sermin
And i felta sudden burning
Diarrhea... hurry up... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Amber on 12/26/1999
Diagnosis is Religion
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In church by tha preacher
You hear a giant screecher
Diarrhea... 3:16.. diarrhea
Squeezed out by jeff&ram; on 02/19/2000
Diagnosis is Religion
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When you're praying in a pew
And you have to make a poo
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by shitforbrains on 10/12/1999
Diagnosis is Religion
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When you're sitting there at church
And you have to do a toilet search
Diarrhea... say a little prayer... diarrhea
Squeezed out by someone headed to church rather concerned on 11/19/2000
Diagnosis is Religion
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Moses played a trick on Pharoh
Made him shit some greasy sparrows
Diarrhea... omitted by scholars... diarrhea
Squeezed out by bkn@webtv.com on 05/22/2000
Diagnosis is Religion
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I cry when I ejaculate
Because the shame is so intense
My uncle molests me
Squeezed out by A Special Seat For Mikey on 02/03/2001
Diagnosis is Religion
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When its come to judgement day
And the devils gotta pay
Diarrhea... holy shit... diarrhea...take that satin
Squeezed out by ernest hemmingway on 08/22/2000
Diagnosis is Religion
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Holy Crap!
I contain the aforementioned crap.
I am holy.
Squeezed out by A Special Seat For Mikey on 03/20/2001
Diagnosis is Religion
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That rancid, putrid smell
Makes you think you were in hell
Diarrhea... Save me, Jesus...... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Flatus Maximus on 05/26/2000
Diagnosis is Religion
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Something's slimey on the pew
And the preacher shouts "Pee-Yew"!
Diarrhea... sweet be Jesus... diarrhea
Squeezed out by runny stools on 03/02/2000
Diagnosis is Religion
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Poop exists in solid, liquid and gaseous states.
My poop, however, comes out as a plasma
My name is god
Squeezed out by A Special Seat for Mikey on 02/21/2001
Diagnosis is Religion
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