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 Rhyme Diagnosis: Character Assassination Diarrhea



When Struhar gets w/Crissy
And the tooth gets a little missy
Diarrhea... Got Tooth?... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Sweet Deal on 11/27/1999
 Diagnosis is Character Assassination
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Todd Burowski went to the Kokalis house
Made Jason Squeal like a mouse
Diarrhea... Bubble Room... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Pimp at Lucky13 on 02/14/2000
 Diagnosis is Character Assassination
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When daves breath smells like trash
We know its from brians ass
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by brian mccorristin on 02/18/2000
 Diagnosis is Character Assassination
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John got his name from sitting on the john, he is always taking a sh*t
I hear him yelling like it hurts, I ask if hes okay, hes say yeah just another hershey squirt
Diarrhea... God Johns Gay... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Jason Stevens Clutchacc@aol.com on 03/03/2000
 Diagnosis is Character Assassination
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It's running down his leg
When his ass gets tapped like a Keg
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Brian McCorristin on 02/18/2000
 Diagnosis is Character Assassination
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Jason Kokalis passes gas
How did that carrot get in my ass
Diarrhea... Produce man... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Pimp at Lucky13 on 02/14/2000
 Diagnosis is Character Assassination
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When something in your stool grows,
To look like Damien's snaggle toe.
Diarrhea... chickle tabs... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Ronnie on 09/26/1999
 Diagnosis is Character Assassination
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Oh, you wicked, evil troll..what squirted from your hole..that stinking pile of feces..is typical of your species..
I'm showing you the door...but now you've crapped on the floor!...May you forever rot in hell..for that awful, wretched smell...
Diarrhea... Get outta my sight!...diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Flatus Maximus on 06/25/2000
 Diagnosis is Character Assassination
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Richard Simmons' butt sags
And his shit oozes out his crags
Diarrhea... shake it... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Pushin' It on 01/22/2000
 Diagnosis is Character Assassination
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Dougie Mac's diaper is wet on his bum
He's 34, a virgin and still living with 'Mum'
Diarrhea...Just suckin' his thumb...diarrhea

 Squeezed out by abnormal_99 on 01/18/2000
 Diagnosis is Character Assassination
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Yellow Pages for a hooker
But Jason (Kokalis) already booked her
Diarrhea... sloppy seconds... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Pimp at Lucky13 on 02/14/2000
 Diagnosis is Character Assassination
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When you think she's in the mood,
Give her liquid devil's food.
Martha Stewart's (it's a good thing) diarrhea!

 Squeezed out by runny stools on 03/17/2000
 Diagnosis is Character Assassination
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When your name is Venet
And you feel something spray
Diarrhea... vampire ass... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by veganjoe on 11/21/2000
 Diagnosis is Character Assassination
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It's splattered on his Walls
And crusted on His Balls
Diarrhea... brian's a loser!... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Brian McCorristin on 02/18/2000
 Diagnosis is Character Assassination
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Shake your John John Shake yourJohn John
John likes to eat ricky martins butt
Diarrhea... living the vida loca... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by ROC DOg on 03/03/2000
 Diagnosis is Character Assassination
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I should have gone before I left
Now my blonde pubes are brown and wet
Diarrhea... itch itch itch... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Pamela Anderson (no really, my pubes were originally blonde) on 11/16/2000
 Diagnosis is Character Assassination
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"Glatys flatus", are you so desperate for recognition that you would attempt to use another's name?
I have reported you to Webmaster, who's to blame? Have you no shame?!?!
Diarrhea...Get yo' shit together, dumb ass!...diarrhea!

 Squeezed out by Gladys Flatus on 06/25/2000
 Diagnosis is Character Assassination
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When Susan is a bitch
How my asshole starts to itch
Diarrhea... you know it's comming... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Jason Stevens Clutchacc%25252540aol.com on 05/02/2000
 Diagnosis is Character Assassination
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When you get on a shuttle and
You see JOHN GLEN'S puddle
Diarrhea...Oooo noooo... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by uireongirngfioseoiureoioeinoiee on 10/04/1999
 Diagnosis is Character Assassination
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Hi, my name is Slim Shady
I crapped out an old lady
Diarrhea... holy shit... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by DEONE BUTTREEKS on 04/12/2001
 Diagnosis is Character Assassination
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When I think of Chelsea Clinton
We need to change the linens
Diarrhea... drip ,drop... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by buckygoldfien on 10/07/1999
 Diagnosis is Character Assassination
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If your name is Cathy and you really hate mathy
Just add it all up and put in in a cup !
Diarrhea... 9+8= poop .....cha cha cha

 Squeezed out by brayita on 01/22/2000
 Diagnosis is Character Assassination
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Abnormal_99 is a cheater,
And has diarrhea on his peter.
Diarrhea... GET A LIFE ... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Doug McKenzie on 01/04/2000
 Diagnosis is Character Assassination
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When your last name is Witty
You look and feel real shitty
Diarrhea... ASSHOLE!... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Lucie "Luce" Bowles on 03/04/2001
 Diagnosis is Character Assassination
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When you get laid less than Jason K
And you think todays your lucky day
30 year old virgin... cha cha cha...

 Squeezed out by Pimp at Lucky13 on 02/14/2000
 Diagnosis is Character Assassination
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