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 Rhyme Diagnosis: Party Diarrhea



When your spankin on your monkey
And your smellin somethin funky
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by OPUS ERECTUS on 01/17/2001
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When you're sitting at the bar
And your shorts are full of tar
Diarrhea... Come Get You Some!... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Mooose on 04/25/2001
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When your standing at the bar
And everyone's looking from a far
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by mudd on 02/15/2000
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Ten days alone in a room
With just a diarrhea
Is ten days spent mediocre

 Squeezed out by christopher on 02/14/2001
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If you've been out all night drinkin'
And your pants are full and stinkin'
Diarrhea... where's the toilet?... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by G. Love on 05/25/2001
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I let a little stinker
While leaning on a speaker
Diarrhea... poot poot poot...Diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Amber and John on 12/26/1999
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When your going fishing
And ya feel something squshing
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by kyle the buttmuncher on 01/18/2001
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Today my poop was wearing a hat,
Because its tip was a darker color than its body.
It stood proudly out of the water.

 Squeezed out by briteboy4 on 03/20/2001
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When your going to a party
And you let a juicey farty
Diarrhea...Cha...Cha...Cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by A-MAN on 01/02/2001
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Your "friends" look at you with rue
As the room fills with "poo"
Diarrhea... time to leave... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Old Fart on 01/05/2000
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To win a diarrhea for a prize
Is a
Mediocre award

 Squeezed out by christopher on 02/20/2001
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When people sit down
And theres a great big frown
Diarrhea... ooooohh... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by hexlmanic on 10/06/2000
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When your dancing up a storm
And you feel something warm
Diarrhea... Russian Squat... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by NovaNick on 05/19/2000
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When your screwin a hottie and yor ass gets all hottie,
Get off her body
Diarrhea...Ohh baby,oops... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by shit brick on 05/28/2000
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When you're out at a dance
And you stain your disco pants
Diarrhe a.a a a .. Stayin Alive... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by J. T. on 10/18/2000
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It comes out wet and juicy
Like your little sister lucy
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Marylou P on 07/13/2000
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When you see someone you know
But it's your butt that says "Hello"
Diarrhea... Howdy... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Bacon Face on 02/15/2000
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One night I drank alot, when to the bathroom to find the pot
It was dark and I had no power
So I dropped my drawers and shit in the SHOWER!!!

 Squeezed out by Mikey on 02/29/2000
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If your at a wedding and
You feel something running down your leg
Diarrhea...Marry me... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by jeremy zick. on 01/18/2000
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When your at a party smoking some cigs
You get that urge to run to the toilet and release some nigs
Diarrhea...Underground railroad... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by THE HIGH LIFE on 05/02/2000
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Had to finish off the keg
Now it's running down your leg
Diarrhea... foolish drunkard... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by bkn@webtv.com on 05/22/2000
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When the year 2000 comes up
And you feel pumped up
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by WEENIE on 12/31/1999
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When you have to take a poo
And the people in the other room start going foo
Diarrhea... stinky poo... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by chase on 07/15/2000
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When your puffing on a bong
And your shit comes out all wrong
Diarrhea... Smoke some more... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Jason Stevens Clutchacc%252540aol.com on 05/02/2000
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When you are drinking a little coke
And you feel a litttle smoke
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by WEENIE on 12/31/1999
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When I gotta take a shit
But i'm too busy gettin lit
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Diva2096 on 05/19/2000
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When you're smokin' on a doobie
And you feel the liquid poopie
Diarrhea... Cough Cough Cough... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Mooose on 04/25/2001
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When your suckin a popsicle
And you feel a little obsticle
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by WEENIE on 12/31/1999
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It's the first day of the New Year
So let your diarrhea tear
Happy New Year 2000!!

 Squeezed out by CaramilkRolls on 01/01/2000
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When you're sittin and a jammin
And you hear something wammin
Diarrhea... don't look in your pants NOW!!... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Babyt on 03/11/2000
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