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 Rhyme Diagnosis: Dating Diarrhea



When your in an eleavator
And your friends say "smell you later!"
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Tina on 10/06/1999
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When your out with your hun
And ya know your ass is going to shoot like a gun
Diarrhea....Go ahead.....Diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Carleto on 06/23/2000
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When you're doin a `lil kissin'
And your butt starts a hissin
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by bbabe!! on 01/07/2000
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You're getting cozy with a guy
But his odor makes you cry
Diarrhea...Not Tonite!... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by HuskerAnn on 11/29/1999
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When you're on a date and you need a toilet
Better think quick or else you'll spoil it
Diarrhea... blame it on the rain ... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by milli-vanilli on 04/01/2000
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When your kissing goodnight
And the smell busts the light
Diarrhea... oh dear lord... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by E.Thaxton on 09/26/1999
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When you're kissing your man
But you should be on the can
Diarrhea... splash... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by McDooDoo on 11/26/1999
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When you bend her over for some fun,
And out your pant leg it does run,
Diarrhea... what's that smell... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by shit house poet on 09/29/1999
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When you are occupied by flirts
And you know you got the squirts
Hold it in if she's a babe, Who cares if it hurts.

 Squeezed out by Spooner on 02/20/2000
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You gotta understand, I can't come and see ya
I'm a sick, sick puppy, I got Diarrhea!!!
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by J. Erickson, king of CCAs on 01/17/2000
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When your girlfriend pukes and shouts
Cause you stopped to back one out
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by TheLord on 06/26/2000
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When things start to feel real good
Especially down south in the 'hood
Diarrhea... thats the spot... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Noël Eve on 09/26/1999
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When you get laid less than Ronnie Dean,
Your anus might need a clean.
Diarrhea... porn time... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Ronnie on 09/26/1999
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I KNOW SHE'S GOT THE HOT'S
But I'VE REALLY GOT THE TROTT'S
Diarrhea... SSPPLLOOSSHH... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Tom Brockman on 10/04/1999
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When your forhead starts to sweat
Then your shorts get warm and wet
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by ben mcdonald on 01/20/2000
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When your having Kinky Sex
And you Feel your Butt Flex
Diarrhea...Oh Yes!... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Donny P on 10/04/1999
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Do you have diarrhea?
You do?
See yah!

 Squeezed out by MirShiAmy on 12/23/1999
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When you are about to kiss the girl
And the smell makes her hurl
Diarrhea... Saturday- 7:00?... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Fatso Blasto on 10/12/1999
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When your going in and out
And ya see her squirting out,you just scream and shout
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Kim on 11/10/1999
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When all you want is a kiss
But your ass does the splits
Diarrhea... kiss kiss kiss... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Anthony w on 05/18/2000
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When ure feeling like a squirl and ure girlfriend starts to hurl
When u think it a nut, its really coming frum ure butt
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by annoymous on 04/17/2001
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When you're ready for a date
And they call to say you're late
Diarrhea... keep on squirtin... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by OOOHH BABY! on 12/26/2000
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When your ready to score
But the fumes travel by way of the the floor
And gas out your whore diarrhea. . .

 Squeezed out by action jackson on 10/08/1999
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When your looking at a stud
And then you drop some mud
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by buddy harrison buddy10@frontiernet.net on 04/28/2000
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If your looking up her dress
And you see a big mess
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by poop on 09/30/1999
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When you're out at the prom
And a cheeleader says Oh look at that on my pom
Diarrhea...Ewe get it off... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Emily on 02/05/2001
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When you just want to flirt
But you've really got the squirts
Diarrhea... hey baby... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Pushin' It on 02/21/2000
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When you're kissing on your honey
And you feel something runny
Diarrhea...Plooote plooote... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Keith Foy on 05/18/2000
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When you dancin with your honey and
Your pants get kinda runny
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Roger Daigle on 10/03/1999
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When you're getting it on
And are too far from the john
Diarrhea... oh baby... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Noël Eve on 09/26/1999
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When you are walking down the isle
And feel a big ole pile
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by kellywelly on 09/28/1999
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When your bitch tells you not to come in
You whats happin'
Diarrhea...Can i stop cranking out the good ones?diarrhea

 Squeezed out by nardo on 01/24/2000
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When your kissing a girl
But her odor makes you hurl
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by joe john on 12/09/1999
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You're leaning in to kiss
And your ass decides to piss
Diarrhea... is that your tongue... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Noël Eve on 09/26/1999
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When YOUR PICKING UP CHICKS
And SOMETHING COMES OUT REAL QUICK
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by PIERRECHOPLIN on 11/16/2000
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When you're mackin' some ho
And you know you gotta go
Just let it flow... Slow and Low that is the Tempo

 Squeezed out by Dposseman on 01/01/2000
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When your with your honey,
And you feel something hot and runny,
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Ashleigh on 02/01/2001
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When your date blows in your ear
And your ass puts it in 3rd gear
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by birdman of "255" on 10/06/1999
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When you're getting it on with a date
And your ass airs lots of hate
Diarrhea... whats your number... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Noël Eve on 09/26/1999
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When you're out with your girl
And your cheeks start to curl
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by birdman of "255" on 10/06/1999
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When you're chillin with your honey,
And your ass is feeling funny....
Diarrhea...Was that me?... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Optimo on 07/26/2000
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