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 Rhyme Diagnosis: Natural Disasters Diarrhea



When your sit'in on a scooter
And you smell a slimy pooter
Diarrhea...Ahhhh... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Nicole and Jennifer on 03/04/2001
 Diagnosis is Natural Disasters
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When your in the park
And your butt starts to arch
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by the paina on 10/03/1999
 Diagnosis is Natural Disasters
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Your butthole's all a-quiver
'Cause it shot a big brown river
Diarrhea... I don't feel good diarrhea... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Tom Frankenberger on 05/25/2000
 Diagnosis is Natural Disasters
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When your sliding into home
And you feel something foam
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Johnny Lane on 02/06/2001
 Diagnosis is Natural Disasters
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When you're weathering a hurricaine,
And on your couch appears a fecees stain,
Diarrhea... Hurricaines Blow... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Ronnie on 09/19/1999
 Diagnosis is Natural Disasters
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When u have diarria and you
Go
Diarrhea... good rhym!!!!!!!!!!diarrhea

 Squeezed out by hubert martin cowhide on 03/03/2000
 Diagnosis is Natural Disasters
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I pushed what seemed a mere gas bubble
But it resulted in brown rubble
Diarrhea... wrecking balls... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Ueberfrau on 08/04/2000
 Diagnosis is Natural Disasters
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My poop is wet
My poop is thick
My poop is alive!

 Squeezed out by Alison & Karen on 03/07/2001
 Diagnosis is Natural Disasters
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When you start to overflow just like a valcanoe DIARRHEA... DIARREHA
When you are sliding onto first and you feel something start to burst DIARRHEA...... DIARRHEA
When you know you need to go and your pants then overflow DIARRHEA... DIARRHEA!!!!!!!

 Squeezed out by cassidy the king on 11/30/2000
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If you're in my camaro
And you feel something marrow
Diarrhea... please pull over... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by smoketoker@webtv.com on 08/28/2000
 Diagnosis is Natural Disasters
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When your at hooters eating hot wings
And when you poo it stings
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by chase on 07/15/2000
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When you go to take a dip
And you're ass starts to rip
Diarrhea... OH BABY ...diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Mike Simpson on 03/16/2000
 Diagnosis is Natural Disasters
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When YOUR SITTING IN THE GRASS
And SOMETHING COMES OUT REALLY FAST
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by KESHA ROSS on 10/16/1999
 Diagnosis is Natural Disasters
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If your sitting in a pool
And you feel something cool
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by jeremiah obrien on 10/05/1999
 Diagnosis is Natural Disasters
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I hear something splatter
And i get a little madder
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Buttergurl06@aol.com Erika <3 on 03/14/2001
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When your house is all flooded,
And the water suddenly becomes "Mudded"
Diarrhea... Floyd Sucks ... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Ronnie on 09/19/1999
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When your climbing up a tree
And it,s driping down your knee
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by diarrheea king on 05/18/2000
 Diagnosis is Natural Disasters
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When ur ridein in ur van and u really need
A fan
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by pickle90s on 04/04/2000
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Why would anyone dupe me like this
How did they do
Who are they?

 Squeezed out by christopher on 02/26/2001
 Diagnosis is Natural Disasters
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Me-Ow, ow, ow, ow! Ow, ow, ow, ow! Ow, ow,ow, ow,
Ow, ow, ow, ow! Ow, ow, ow, ow, Ow! Ow! Ow! ME-OW!, ME-OW! ME-OW!
Diarrhea... Man it BURNS!!!... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Gladys Flatus on 12/29/2000
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When your pushing in her stool
And you feel a something drool
Diarrhea... i got i corked !!... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by nate %2C vonman22@aol.com on 02/21/2000
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When your talking to Lucy
And your fart gets juicy
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Geno waugh on 09/07/2000
 Diagnosis is Natural Disasters
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When it splatters from your can
And someone says 'ewww damn'
Diarrhea... jimmaaaaaay... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by mishaaaaay on 11/09/2000
 Diagnosis is Natural Disasters
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When your tummy starts achin"
And your butt starts quakein'
Diarrhea... Earthquake!!!... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by meeee!!! on 10/07/1999
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When you're sitting at your desk
And Doggy feels your hairy chest
Diarrhea... hairy pizza...diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Jeff on 05/08/2000
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Here's a scene that's never funny
It seems your shit is long and runny
Diarrhea... slop, slop, slop, diarrhea

 Squeezed out by NYTELINE1 on 09/22/1999
 Diagnosis is Natural Disasters
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Diarrea the slimy poo,
Down you leg it slides,
Wouldn't it be great if it landed in the loo,

 Squeezed out by Gabriel Grossman on 09/24/1999
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When you're petting your doggy
And you feel something soggy
Diarrhea... arf, arf, arf... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Cynthia and Lisa on 03/06/2001
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If your in a nuclear plant
And you shoot out green mutated ants
Diarrhea... OH THIS HURTS!!! ... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by -[ATKA]-Bri@n@ngel[CL] on 01/28/2000
 Diagnosis is Natural Disasters
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When you fart, you take a chance
Your butthole will piss in your pants
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Tom Frankenberger on 05/28/2000
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With volcanic power it's brewin'
Then your anus starts a spewin'
Diarrhea... Mount St. Helens... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Dr. Doodie on 03/21/2000
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If you do it slow slow slow
You'll go again, go go go
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Anon on 11/30/2000
 Diagnosis is Natural Disasters
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Outside you hear a crash
But the real storm is in your ass
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by sstwo on 01/24/2000
 Diagnosis is Natural Disasters
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When ur stomach really hurts and u goy the hersheys
Squirts
Diarrhea... terds terds... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by pickle90s on 04/04/2000
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If you feel alot of goop
Your pants are probaly full of poop!!
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by alex wallis on 04/03/2000
 Diagnosis is Natural Disasters
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When your ass is black and blue
Cuz the toilet exploded from your spew
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Artmeister on 05/07/2000
 Diagnosis is Natural Disasters
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When you are siting on a rock
And you feel a little spark
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Zach Stein on 05/20/2000
 Diagnosis is Natural Disasters
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When your pants are getting mushy
And your poop looks like coke slushy
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by wheeliebooter on 02/28/2001
 Diagnosis is Natural Disasters
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When your sittin on the couch
And you feel somethin in your pouch
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Kim on 10/31/1999
 Diagnosis is Natural Disasters
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When you go to Disney World
And you feel something twirl
Diarrhea... Tornado squirt... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Killer Rambo on 09/29/1999
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When your sliding into 1st and
And you fell something burst
Diarrhea..Diarrhea

 Squeezed out by JONATHAN DAVIS on 03/15/2000
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