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 Rhyme Diagnosis: On The Farm Diarrhea



Mary had a little lamb whose fleece was white as snow
Everywhere that Mary went the lamb was sure to go...
...Diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Henry on 10/26/1999
 Diagnosis is On The Farm
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When you're sittin on the lawn
And it smells like a barn
Diarrhea... oink, oink, oink... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Ker Paul on 11/23/2000
 Diagnosis is On The Farm
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When your cow is feeling blue
And it's spewing liquid poo
Diarrhea...Moo MOO MOO... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by VERY Bored Pa Chic on 11/13/2000
 Diagnosis is On The Farm
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Dadaddada APPO ITS GOOD FO U AND TASTY 2 SO DADADADADA
My pig lives on a farm cause he does he likes the farm
Oh no my horses have escaped thaey didn like my farmm

 Squeezed out by MEGA MAN on 06/16/2000
 Diagnosis is On The Farm
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When your walkin on a farm
And u slip and break your arm
Diarrhea... damn bullshit... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by BIG T AND MONTOOTH on 10/08/1999
 Diagnosis is On The Farm
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When you're mowing on the lawn
And you have a huge butt yawn
Diarrhea... fertilizer... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Pushin' It on 01/07/2000
 Diagnosis is On The Farm
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When your dog starts dragging it,s butt
And you hear a loud putt
Diarrea , woof ! woof ! , diarrea

 Squeezed out by pikii on 12/28/1999
 Diagnosis is On The Farm
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When your walking down a town
And your butt is really brown
Diarrhea...Get toilet paper fast ... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Angel and Louie on 10/22/2000
 Diagnosis is On The Farm
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Poop poop poop poop poop poop poop
I hope this gets rated really bad poop
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by j-hawg on 02/23/2000
 Diagnosis is On The Farm
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So much effort
Was taken
Just to thwart my diarrhea postings

 Squeezed out by christopher on 02/26/2001
 Diagnosis is On The Farm
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When you're playing with your cat
And you wax her with your scat
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by boyaboypootbutt on 10/29/2000
 Diagnosis is On The Farm
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Dinosaur
Diarrhea
Can be bigger than a million eagle eyes

 Squeezed out by christopher on 02/26/2001
 Diagnosis is On The Farm
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Ricky allman
Has diarrhea
Almost every day

 Squeezed out by christopher on 02/14/2001
 Diagnosis is On The Farm
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When your slopping all the hogs
And it squirts (it ain't a logg)
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by nate , vonman22@aol.com on 02/21/2000
 Diagnosis is On The Farm
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When you get kinky with your goats
And your ass spews quaker oates
Diarrhea... Wilford Brimley.. diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Fancy Pants and KC on 03/03/2000
 Diagnosis is On The Farm
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When ur walking down the lane
And you hear a hurricane
Diarrhea... cha cha.. wheres the moocows

 Squeezed out by the man from uncle on 12/04/2000
 Diagnosis is On The Farm
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As I contemplate the sky
I create my own "cow pie"
Diarrhea... Nothing like it... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Pushin' It on 11/04/1999
 Diagnosis is On The Farm
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When the weathers' hot -n-sunny
And on the farm, cowpies are runny
Diarrhea..." Dam I Slipped.".. diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Henry drizzle on 10/12/1999
 Diagnosis is On The Farm
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When your milking a cow and the rong milk comes out
The liquid is not milk!
Diarrhea...Poopy mooo... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by fatso on 12/12/2000
 Diagnosis is On The Farm
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