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 Rhyme Diagnosis: Military Diarrhea



Spread your cheeks and open wide
Let the gooey s*** subside
Sound off ..............one two

 Squeezed out by Lovely on 06/06/2000
 Diagnosis is Military
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In morning roll call at Ft. Sill
All at once - the runs - I'm ill!
Diarrhea... don't ask, don' tell... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Gladys Flatus on 05/27/2000
 Diagnosis is Military
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When your in a big war
And you feel somtin pour
Diarrhea... god no ones around we must of won the war... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Dr.cool and soos moose on 07/16/2000
 Diagnosis is Military
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When your in the corps
And you feel somthing pour. Diarrhea,diarrhea.

 Squeezed out by Innerrealm57 on 10/10/2000
 Diagnosis is Military
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Here we go again, same ol shit again.
Splattering down this avenue, two more days and we'll be thru
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by redjuly on 06/13/2000
 Diagnosis is Military
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I went to her room. Then squeezed her ass,
She had no beano, I took the last
Diarrhea... tastes like chicken... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by STINKY CHEEZ on 11/23/2000
 Diagnosis is Military
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