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Rhyme Diagnosis: Banking and Finance Diarrhea

When you run out of money
And your pants are kinda runny
Diarrhea...Hahaha....Diarrhea
Squeezed out by Jill on 10/03/1999
Diagnosis is Banking and Finance
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When you're going to get your money,
And you feel something kinda.... funny
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by bgrdbtt on 10/04/1999
Diagnosis is Banking and Finance
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You say to the teller at the bank
My ass is kinda rank
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by birdman of "255" on 10/06/1999
Diagnosis is Banking and Finance
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Pass that Guy in Line! He just
Creamed from his behind!
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by njwomn@aol.com on 11/16/1999
Diagnosis is Banking and Finance
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When i go to the bank
Sometimes i
Take a hot crap on the tellers face
Squeezed out by christopher on 02/13/2001
Diagnosis is Banking and Finance
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"Liquidpoop has no value" they say, but that ain't what they told me on E-Bay!
I sold jars of my crap to the highest bidder
And now I'm one helluva profitable shitter!
Squeezed out by Flatus Maximus on 06/22/2000
Diagnosis is Banking and Finance
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When your cashing some money
And you feal something runny
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by britney spears is a whore on 12/31/1999
Diagnosis is Banking and Finance
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Diarrhea
On my shoulder
Makes me older
Squeezed out by christopher on 03/01/2001
Diagnosis is Banking and Finance
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Plumbing problems....When you've been to the bank because you have to make a loan...
Cause the poop has stacked up into a dome !
Diarrhea... pay your bills... and flush!
Squeezed out by brayita on 01/21/2000
Diagnosis is Banking and Finance
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This is not a rhyme
Ill shit for a dime
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by LOgic on 01/15/2000
Diagnosis is Banking and Finance
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When you make a withdrawl
And you feel something fall
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Jeff Boyd on 09/29/1999
Diagnosis is Banking and Finance
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Fill out your 1040
Till your ass goes snorry
Diarrhea...God bless america... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Kyle Bakhtin on 03/14/2000
Diagnosis is Banking and Finance
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When you're rollin in the dough
And you feel it's gonna blow
Diarrhea... Ching Ching Ching... diarrhea
Squeezed out by tomAss turd on 10/12/1999
Diagnosis is Banking and Finance
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