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 Rhyme Diagnosis: Sports and Recreation Diarrhea



When your jumpin over a hurdle
And your butt begins to curdle
Diarrhea... poopy track... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by I Like To Poop Alot on 11/02/2000
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When you slide into home
And you flood halph a rome
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by buddy harrison buddy10@frontiernet.net on 04/28/2000
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When you're sliddin into first
And you feel your undies burst
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by PJ on 05/13/2000
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When you're in the outfield
And the crap just doesn't yield
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Jonnyboy on 08/08/2000
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When your leading off a base
Blasting chunks to save your face
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Chris V on 11/09/1999
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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If your name is Testeverde
And you laid a great big terday.
Diarrhea... plop plop plop diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Patriots Fan on 09/30/1999
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When you're slidin' into home
And your pants are full of foam
Diarrhea... pfft pfft... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by laura_katz@hotmail.com on 09/03/1999
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When your playing baseball
And you feel something fall
Diarrhea... HOME RUN... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by me on 10/09/1999
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When you're riding on your scooter
And you feel a little pooter
Diarrhea...Ploopth ploopth... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Gina Cold on 05/18/2000
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When You're sliding into first
And feel something bust
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Bob on 10/09/1999
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When you running down the street
And you shit runs to your feet
Diarrhea... ha ha ha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Hagz on 02/25/2000
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When you're sliding into third
And you land upon a turd
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Lisa H. on 03/20/2000
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When you're lining up a putt
And brown goo comes out your' butt
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by U NO HOO 2 26 00 on 02/26/2000
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When you're sliding in the dirt
And you feel somethin' squirt
Diarrhea... (Squish) ... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Mike Roch on 12/23/1999
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When you're shooting a hoop,
Then your pants start to droop.
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Nick on 12/18/1999
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When your play'n some sport with a fork
But your butt isn't being a real good spork
Diarrhea... sporkâ‹” ryhmes!!... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by rate this one DOWN! on 03/17/2000
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When you're slidin' into second
And you're ass begins to beckon
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by anonymous on 09/26/1999
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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If your football teams from Tennessee
And your wet pants don't look like pee.
Diarrhea... drip drip drip... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Patriots Fan on 09/30/1999
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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So people think its funny
But its really dark and runny
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by ROCKETRON on 10/05/1999
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When your sliding into third
And your pants fill up with turds
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Frank on 11/12/2000
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When you say goodnight and your ass wants to fight
So you go lay in your bed but the poop comes to a head...
Diarrhea... sweet dreams... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by brayita on 01/21/2000
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When your turn is up at Bowlin
And your feel a storm a brewin
Your face is red from an emptying Colon

 Squeezed out by Cal Ostomie on 02/14/2000
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When you slide into second,
You'll need the disinfectant
Diarrhea... oh my god... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by ginga4846@excite.com on 05/04/2000
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When you're swimming in the pool
And you feel a loose stool
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by janeen on 08/03/2000
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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As I parasailed into the air
It drooled down, I know not where
Diarrhea... let it "fly"... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Pushin' It on 03/07/2000
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When you're sliding into second
And you need some disinfectant
Diarrhea... uh uh uh ... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by pljced@worldnet.att.net on 09/16/1999
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When you're sliding into third
And you lay a juicy turd
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Bob on 10/09/1999
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When you're running into third
And you lay a juicy turd
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by milky on 05/14/2000
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When your favorite team just scored
And your shit just straight out pored
Diarrhea... ka ka ka... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Hagz on 02/25/2000
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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Ca ca ca. Poopie. Doo doo. Caca. Plopplopplop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PHAAAAAARTALICIOUS!!!!!
When yer slidin into 3rd and you lay a juicy turd. Diarrhea!! :D
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by The Nefarious Tacomaster on 10/16/2000
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When your going deep
And you feel something seep
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by WEENIE on 12/31/1999
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When your running down the court
And your butt doesn't want to be a sport
Diarrhea...Why is your pants heavy?... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Queen of the Crap on 01/29/2000
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When youre catching a fly ball
You feel something fall
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by biggethoss on 11/11/1999
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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Take me out to the ball game..take me out to the crowd..feed me some hot dogs with sauerkraut..then take me home and I 'll squirt it all out
'Cause it's poot, poot, poot on the toilet..if the stench makes you sick, you're to blame..
For it's one..two..three liquid poops from the ol' ball game!!

 Squeezed out by Flatus Maximus on 06/12/2000
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When you're watching MJ23
And out his butt come pee
Diarrhea... I hate Nike... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Bob the Redneck Guy on 03/20/2000
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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You're watching Earnhardt race
And it hits you in the face
Diarrhea..Damn you, Dale!..Darrhea

 Squeezed out by NASCRAP on 05/28/2000
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When youre sliding into home
And your butt begins to groan
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by super1 on 09/27/1999
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When the cheesehead in the stands
Licks it off his sticky hands
Diarrhea...Fudgy Packers ...diarrhea

 Squeezed out by abnormal_99 on 09/30/1999
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When your skiing at Loon Mountain
And from your bib comes a poo fountain
Diarrhea... swish squish swish... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Laura on 02/17/2000
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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I went to sleep last night and thought everything was going to be alright
But my butthole muscles are weak, and everything leaked.
Diarrhea...I wish I had worn Depends....Diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Me+Little Sis on 01/23/2000
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When you're watching the superbowl
And you star puking out the blow hole its
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by BooYaa on 09/30/1999
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When you're swimmin' at the beach
And you feel your rectum breach
Sand in your crack... cha cha cha...hurts real bad

 Squeezed out by Mr.Pink on 03/21/2000
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When you slide into first
And you feel something burst
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by buddy harrison buddy10@frontiernet.net on 04/28/2000
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When hiking the ball,
And out your @$$ it starts to fall
Diarrhea...Oh MY LORD ... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by BiLL and Randy on 11/07/1999
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When you feel your stomach roar
Then your butt shoots and scores
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by whitecrane99 on 09/23/1999
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When you're sliding into first
And you feel your butthole burst
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by sick poopy head on 12/07/2000
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When you're swimming in a dirty river
Your duodenum starts to shiver
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by hack1040 on 03/27/2000
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When your in your bed at night
And your stumoch feels real tight
Diarrhea... nighty night... diarrhea...nighty night...diarrhea

 Squeezed out by darcy&jessica; on 01/22/2000
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When you're runnin down the track
And it spews out of your crack
Diarrhea... pass the baton... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Diva2096 on 05/19/2000
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When your sliding into home
And you feel alot of foam
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Webmasta2000 on 03/12/2000
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When your in the wieght room squatin'
And you let out somthin rottin'
Diarrhea... that's gotta suck... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Matdaddy on 08/24/2000
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When you're sliding into home
And you feel a little foam
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Mason on 10/25/2000
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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If you overdose on ex-lax before you go to bed
Be sure you sleep on the couch or your spouse will have your head
Diarrhea... your spouce doesn't love you that much... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Amanda Perry on 12/30/1999
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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If you sit and watch the Pats
You'll feel like you drank Blatz
Diarrhea... cheap beer shits... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Greg on 09/30/1999
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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If your playing a game of sports and
Your sweaty ass "screams" from rectal worts
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by AuntZiggy on 10/02/1999
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When you're sliding into second
And your butt is all infected
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Troy on 11/27/2000
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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You drop the kids off at the pool
Cause your butt began to drool
Diarrhea... splash! splash!... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Don Crotchman on 02/18/2000
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When you're running down the court
And you gotta abort
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Deejah on 09/21/1999
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When you're layin' in your bed
And it SURE AIN'T NO TURTLE HEAD
Diarrhea... grab a glass... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Bill-Jo-Bob Jessup on 12/23/1999
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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Constipation is
My name. Love it it's my game.
Chillin' on the stool.

 Squeezed out by Rose C. on 06/05/2000
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When your on a boat
And you see something float
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by ugur on 03/05/2000
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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Go to 1st and pants burst diarrhea
Start 4 2nd and your pants r infected diarrhea
Start 4 3rd and your pants r fullof turds diarrhea start to head 4 home and your pants r full of foam diarrhea Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by kelster on 03/11/2000
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When your sliding into first
And you feel a little burst
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Janet on 11/12/2000
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When your standing on third base
And the ump makes a funny face,
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Ja Ja Jay on 02/18/2000
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When u r skydiving in the mountains and
A goat bellow turns froom white to browntains
Diarrhea... babababa... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by coreyvdg@hotmail on 03/03/2000
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When you're playing Basketball
And shit takes a crawl
Ah...... How cute

 Squeezed out by Sinja2000 on 03/12/2000
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When you are sliding into home
And you feel something foam
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by julie hill on 03/21/2000
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When your sailing down the creek
But it's your pants that sprung a leak
Diarrhea... in the boat... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by mudd on 02/15/2000
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When youre sliding into third
And you lay a juicy turd
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by super1 on 09/27/1999
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When your sliding into home
And you fell that juicy foam
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by clay lundy on 03/03/2000
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When your shooting a hoop
And your coach says gotta poop
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by jaclyn uysal on 01/16/2000
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When you're sliding into home
And your pants turn to foam
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Hoot on 02/21/2000
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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There's a little brown man doing laps
In my toilet...oh wait its my craps
Diarrhea... backstroke... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by poodoo on 06/01/2000
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When your in your bed at night
And your stumoch feels real tight
Diarrhea... nighty night... diarrhea...nighty night

 Squeezed out by darcy&jessica; on 01/22/2000
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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No pain, no gain
Just sit and drain
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by ilhan on 03/05/2000
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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A-Sail upon the ocean
Your bowels queasy from the motion
Diarrhea... on the 7 seas...diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Flatus Maximus on 05/30/2000
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When your sliding into first
And you feel a hershey squirt
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by RocketRon on 10/05/1999
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When your sliding on to first
And you feel somthing burst
Diarrhea... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Zach Stein on 08/22/2000
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When you're standin' up at bat
And you feel a great big "splat"
Diarrhea... strike three, yer out!... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Flatus Maximus on 05/24/2000
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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If YOU SEE THE PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES,
And THEY SMELL LIKE THE BEVERLY HILLBILLIES,
Diarrhea... Y'ALL COME BACK KNOW, YA HERE... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by KILLER RAMBO on 10/08/1999
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When you're sliding into home
And something starts to foam
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Bob on 10/09/1999
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When you're playing the Heritage Mountaineers,
And you get your ass smeared
Diarrhea... damn you stink... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by KILLER RAMBO on 10/07/1999
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When my bum's feelin' icky
And i smell somethin' stinky
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Miss Arse hole on 01/17/2000
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When you're sliding into third
And you sqeeze out a great big turd
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Damien on 09/02/1999
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When you've struck out all the batters
But, you've got green apple splatters
Diarrhea... swing,swing,swing... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Andrew B on 09/15/1999
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When your home and watching sports
And there's something in your shorts
Diarrhea... block that crap... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by dr wakky on 02/25/2000
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When you're running down the court
And you feel something squirt
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by wabe on 09/21/1999
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When your sliding in third
And you feel a juicy terd
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Dan the man on 01/28/2000
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When your standing on the mound
And your butt lets off a rumbling sound
Diarrhea... there it goes... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by E.Thaxton on 09/26/1999
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When your sliding into first
And you feel something burst
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by julie on 03/21/2000
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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If your drunk and at the big game
You will never feel shame
Diarrhea... in the stands ... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by mudd on 02/19/2000
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When your QB's name is Drew
And the center hikes his poo
Diarrhea..Bledsoe, Bledsoe..diarrhea

 Squeezed out by abnormal_99 on 09/30/1999
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When your slidin' into first
And you feel a great big burst
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by laura_katz@hotmail.com on 09/03/1999
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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Because you might get caught
Doin' a mud stick pole vault
Diarrhea-Athon cha cha cha ... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by skid row on 02/22/2000
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When your playing basketball
And your shit takes a crawl
Diarrhea... AH, HOW CUTE... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by SINJA2000 on 03/15/2000
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When you're bouncing off the walls
And the juice begins to fall
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by someone who is going to stick to hockey from now_on on 10/05/1999
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When you're watching a football game
And in your pants it came
Diarrhea... Hut Hut Hut... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by 49er Fan----Tom14 on 10/12/1999
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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If your playing for the Jets
Then your pants are full of wets.
Diarrhea... drip drip drip Diarrhea...

 Squeezed out by Patriots Fan on 09/30/1999
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When you're sliding into third
And you drop a big turd
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by poody98 on 10/08/1999
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When your'e shooting at the hoop
And your shorts fill up with poop
Diarrhea... swoosh... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Pete on 09/13/1999
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When your sliding into home
And you feel a bit of foam
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by pooder 99 on 10/08/1999
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When your sliding into 3rd
And you feel a juicy turd
Diarrhea... splatted on the ump... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by cheeseboy on 09/11/2000
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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If your playing with some fokes
And you see something smoke
Diarrhea... rrr rrr rrrr... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by jerry josephs friend on 10/05/1999
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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If you think the Titans have a chance.
There's something smelly in your pants.
Diarrhea... Pew Pew Pew... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Patriots Fan on 09/30/1999
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When your skating on the rink
And your pants steam'n'stink
Diarrhea... swissshh cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Lizzy on 02/16/2000
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When you're stealing second base,
And it hits you in the face
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Speece on 10/09/1999
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When you're walking on the treadmill
And your butt is making ill will
Diarrhea... but I'm in shape... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Damien on 01/25/2000
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When your slidin into home
And you feel something foam
Diarrhea...Who's on first ... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by pike1176 on 04/05/2000
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When you're running down the court
And your butthole starts to snort
Diarrhea...Yum yum yum ... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Jessica&Darcy; on 01/22/2000
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When u are..... POOP!
Poop!
Diarrhea... POOP... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by s@m on 10/07/2000
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When you're going to hit the ball
And you feel something fall
Diarrhea...Where's the stall!... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Chelsey G. on 10/14/2000
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When my bum's feelin' icky
And i smell somethin' stinky
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Miss Arse hole on 01/17/2000
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When your in THE SWAMP at night
And your ass gives back a bite
Diarrhea... Seminoles suck... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by me on 10/02/1999
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When you're slidin into home
And you're pants are full of foam
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by PJ on 05/13/2000
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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If you see ATLANTA BRAVES,
And they smell like rotten graves
Diarrhea... CHIPPER SUCKS!!... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by KILLER RAMBO on 10/08/1999
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When your wrestling on the mat
And u fell something splat
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by tyler dahn on 02/18/2000
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When your going for a dunk
But you really just take a dump
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Poop2Much on 03/02/2000
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When your headin' to first
And your about to burst
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by brownie on 02/16/2000
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When you're sliding into first
And your pants begin to burst
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by anonymous on 09/26/1999
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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When you're watching the superbowl
And you start puking out the blow hole its
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by BooYaa on 09/30/1999
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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O.J. Simpson, at his trial, got diarrhea, but verily hid it with a smile. The nasty, vile slime running down his leg, made him plead leniency, in fact he did beg!
The jury and Judge Ito pondered don'ts and do's; finally they decided "Let loose the 'Juice'!"
Diarrhea... Civil Trial... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Gladys Flatus on 07/15/2000
 Diagnosis is Sports and Recreation
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