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 Rhyme Diagnosis: Shopping Diarrhea



When the going gets tough
The tough
Gets shopping

 Squeezed out by christopher on 02/14/2001
 Diagnosis is Shopping
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When you're shopping with your friend Claire, and you take a look at your rare
You start to frown, your butts all brown
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by wiener penus on 02/15/2001
 Diagnosis is Shopping
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That panty-liner in the bathing suit
Didn't do much good when I had to poop
Diarrhea... my apologies to the next customer

 Squeezed out by Pushin' It on 11/04/1999
 Diagnosis is Shopping
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When your walking down the isle
And you see a big pile
Diarrhea... turn around... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by A-MAN on 01/01/2001
 Diagnosis is Shopping
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Thought I'd try on one more dress
Made my panties quit a mess
Diarrhea... diarrhea... I got it at Ross.

 Squeezed out by Hairy Ballerina on 10/20/1999
 Diagnosis is Shopping
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When you're in a Quanset Hut
With a chocolate covered butt
Diarrhea...Oh, so what.. diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Bacon Face on 08/07/2000
 Diagnosis is Shopping
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When the going gets tough
The tough
Gets shopping

 Squeezed out by christopher on 02/14/2001
 Diagnosis is Shopping
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When you sittin in a cart
And you let out a fart
Diarrhea... whaaaaaaaaa... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by hexlmanic on 10/06/2000
 Diagnosis is Shopping
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When you're in the grocery store
And your poop runs on the floor
Diarrhea... cover it with cheerios... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by GutterTrash@beer.com on 07/04/2000
 Diagnosis is Shopping
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One time I had diarrhea in the mall
I thought I had to fart, but out came it all
Down my legs and onto my shoes, now what am I supposed to do

 Squeezed out by Jevon on 03/05/2001
 Diagnosis is Shopping
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You went out to the market
But your car you had to park it
Diarrhea...Ooh,Ooh,Ooooh,Diarrhea

 Squeezed out by crazy marty on 07/22/2000
 Diagnosis is Shopping
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Since the first of this year i have
Posted many incredible rhymes
And i would like to invite everyone to please read them all.

 Squeezed out by christopher on 03/01/2001
 Diagnosis is Shopping
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When buying cure for it at CVS,
And it's already dripin down your ass,
Diarrhea... 1 at a time... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Kyle Bakhtin on 03/14/2000
 Diagnosis is Shopping
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When your farting down the hall
And it sticks on the wall
Diarrhea... fart and stick... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by bubble butt on 05/30/2000
 Diagnosis is Shopping
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When you are at the mall and can't find a stall...
Run like the wind before you poop on your friend!
Diarrhea... it comes quick... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by brayita on 01/22/2000
 Diagnosis is Shopping
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When youre walking in the mall
And you hear something fall
Diarrhea...O god theres chad... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by shop-o-holic on 07/01/2000
 Diagnosis is Shopping
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When you're wearing a brand new suit
And shit runs out your boot
Diarrhea... Dry cleaning! cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Pushin' It on 01/22/2000
 Diagnosis is Shopping
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When your shopping for some fruit
And you let a juicey toot
Diarrhea...Go check-out.. diarrhea

 Squeezed out by A-MAN on 01/01/2001
 Diagnosis is Shopping
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When shopping at K-Mart,
And you hear your own fart -
Where's the restroom... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Kyle Bakhtin on 03/14/2000
 Diagnosis is Shopping
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When your in a shopping cart
And you let a juicey fart
Diarrhea...Chage carts... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by A-MAN on 01/01/2001
 Diagnosis is Shopping
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A hot smelly diarrhea
Has no place in
A library

 Squeezed out by christopher on 03/19/2001
 Diagnosis is Shopping
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When you're shopping at the mall
And the drops begin to fall
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by poohead on 02/22/2000
 Diagnosis is Shopping
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