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Classic Diarrhea
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I saw a small poop astronaut in space the other day
And I asked him, "what are you doing in space?"
He replied, "I'm looking for my furniture, of course"
Squeezed out by A Special Seat for Mikey on 02/21/2001
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I smelt somethin fishy
Then felt somethin squishy
Diarrhea... squish squish squish... diarrhea
Squeezed out by sukanya fart aneja on 09/30/1999
Diagnosis is Classic
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Burning asses are really cool
As they insulate your runny stool
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by jimmy ah on 10/05/1999
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When you're walking down the street
And you feel a big beat
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by WhyBpoor on 10/09/1999
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When you're eatin' some legumes
And your rectum goes KaBoom!
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Ronnie J. Dean on 09/02/1999
Diagnosis is Classic
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If you rip your shorts apart
Every time you fart
Diarrhea... check for skids... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Greg C on 09/16/1999
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When you lookin at the clock
And your pants start to rock
Diarrhea... rock around the clock... diarrhea
Squeezed out by iMaTure_giRl on 12/20/2000
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When your cheeks start to quiver.....
Expect to see a dark brown river.....
"Diarrhea, Mother Nature's best joke."
Squeezed out by The Fat Ass on 10/28/1999
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When you're playing ping-pong
And you feel something wrong
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by WhyBpoor on 10/10/1999
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When you're drivin' in the first
And you feel something burst!
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Soup on 11/17/2000
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Some people think its funny
But its really brown and runny
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by jebstuart on 02/16/2000
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When suddenly out of your ass
Appears a rancid viscous mass
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Ronnie on 09/07/1999
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When you ask for a double
And you feel something bubble
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by crazy dave on 10/06/1999
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Once you get past thirty
Nearly all your poops are squirty
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Miss Blivet on 10/04/1999
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When you're feeling kinda funny
And your ass sprouts a herd of bunnies
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by birdman of "255" on 10/06/1999
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When you're running towards the mill
And you feel something spill
Diarrhea... oops too late ...diarrhea
Squeezed out by WhyBpoor on 10/09/1999
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When yer drivin' in your Chevy
And your pants get really heavy,
Diarrhea... vroom vroom vroom... diarrhea
Squeezed out by shit house poet on 09/29/1999
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Running down your leg
Like a freshly scrambled egg
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by RUDENBARK on 09/22/1999
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I don't mind being in prison
When the poop I eat is his'n
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by timmy glun on 10/05/1999
Diagnosis is Classic
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When your sitting on the pot
And you feel something hot
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Jenny Weiss on 09/21/1999
Diagnosis is Classic
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You're ready to say " I DO"
Just as your butt says "I DID"
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by terry glun on 10/05/1999
Diagnosis is Classic
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When you feel you gotta run
Cause the explosion just begun
Diarrhea...Boom! POW..Diarrhea
Squeezed out by Mama Turd on 10/05/1999
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When you wake up from the dream
And find your shorts full of cream....
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by sigst3@pitt.edu on 09/17/1999
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When you're fryin' up some bacon,
But it smells like brownies that you're makin'
Diarrhea... sizzle lean... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Ronnie on 09/20/1999
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When you try to clench your rear
And it bubbles out your ear
Diarrhea...Q-Tip, Q-tip... diarrhea!!
Squeezed out by abnormal_99 on 10/01/1999
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When you're drivin round in your Porsche,
And shit 's seeping thru the doors,
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Warrant Robert Fransisco on 10/05/1999
Diagnosis is Classic
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When you're riding in a jet
And you feel something wet
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by WhyBpoor on 10/09/1999
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Siamese twins do it double
On whom to blame it is the trouble
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by timmy glun on 10/05/1999
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Thursday 16th, to the toilet I ran
Bottom Exploded, spattered the pan
Diarrhea of a Madman?
Squeezed out by Mystic Mag on 09/16/1999
Diagnosis is Classic
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When you're sitting there so long
But the toilet paper's gone
Diarrhea... use your hand...diarrhea
Squeezed out by Luke on 10/17/2000
Diagnosis is Classic
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When Your climbing up the ladder
And you hear something splatter
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Ryan J. Worrell on 09/23/1999
Diagnosis is Classic
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When Yer Pooper starts a twitchin'
And you find your booty itchin'
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Sherri Washington, Dallas Tx on 01/14/2001
Diagnosis is Classic
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When you're layin' in bed
And you feel somethin' spread
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by laura_katz@hotmail.com on 09/03/1999
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No pain, no strain,
Sit there and let it drain
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by RUDENBARK on 09/22/1999
Diagnosis is Classic
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That squelchy sound you heard
Was in your pants a liquid turd
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Stenchable (GF) on 06/22/2000
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When your sittin' in the tub
And you feel somethin' rub
Diarrhea... diarrhea...
Squeezed out by Thomas Ochwat on 09/17/1999
Diagnosis is Classic
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Shootin' from ya bum
Like a bullet from a gun
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by RUDENBARK on 09/22/1999
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When you think you'll drop a solid
But it turns out to be squalid
Diarrhea... dump atrophy... diarrhea
Squeezed out by eturner8@yahoo.com on 07/04/2000
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If you had some Lomotil
But you lost the tiny pill
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by magic brownie maker on 09/23/1999
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When you're sitting on the john
And the toilet paper's gone
Be a man, use your hand, diahrrea!
Squeezed out by Homeyd03 on 10/11/1999
Diagnosis is Classic
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People think it's funny
But it's really brown and runny
Diarrhea.....Uh..Uh... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Diarrhea King on 10/14/1999
Diagnosis is Classic
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When your laughing like it's funny
Then your feeling something runny
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by ABird on 09/22/1999
Diagnosis is Classic
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No pain, no strain,
Just sit and let it drain
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by my butt on 02/18/2000
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When you're climbing up a ladder
And you hear something splatter
Diarrhea... yuck yuck... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Damien on 09/02/1999
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When your sittin' on the toilet
And you hear something exploded
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Geena20010@aol.com on 10/09/1999
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When Donny takes too long to hit
Go behind a tree and shit
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by billy sie on 10/05/1999
Diagnosis is Classic
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When your sittin in a bush
And your tush is full of mush
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by qtpie2299@hotmail.com on 10/05/1999
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Some people think it's funny
But it's only wet and runny
Diarrhea... pbbbth pbbbth ... diarrhea!!!
Squeezed out by Cindy :) on 09/13/1999
Diagnosis is Classic
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When your belly's feeling swollen
Let the juice fly out your colon
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Miss Blivet on 10/04/1999
Diagnosis is Classic
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When you need to tie your shoe
And you also gotta poo
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by WhyBpoor on 10/09/1999
Diagnosis is Classic
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When your stomach starts to churn
And your butt begins to burn its...
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Doyle on 03/30/2000
Diagnosis is Classic
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When you smell somthing strong
And you can't hold it long
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Deejah on 09/21/1999
Diagnosis is Classic
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In the toilet on the bed
Anywhere but on my head
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by anon on 10/05/1999
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After you Poo a runny Caca,
Your Ass will need Binaca
Diarrhea... Stinky Butt... diarrhea...
Squeezed out by Senor Alki@aol.com on 09/18/1999
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When your sittin' in class
And somthin' comin' out your ass
Diarrhea... diarrhea...
Squeezed out by Thomas Ochwat on 09/17/1999
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So, You're looking for a job
But your pants conceal a blob
Diarrhea... oh no, no... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Dick on 09/05/1999
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When your stomach starts to hurt
And you feel something squirt
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by dragon on 09/25/1999
Diagnosis is Classic
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It isn't verry funny
Cause it's reallt wet and runny
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Lucy@Aol.com on 09/20/1999
Diagnosis is Classic
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When there's something wet in your brief
And you feel a sick sense of relief
Diarrhea... Gotta go... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Mr. Poopy Pants on 02/14/2000
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Everybody thinks it's gross
But it's really good on toast
Diarrhea... yummy yummy ...diarrhea
Squeezed out by WhyBpoor on 10/09/1999
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You asked the guy oil it
Cuz you just plugged up the Toilet
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Mu on 05/20/2000
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To create such prose is like the singing of birds
Even if the subject matter is liquid turds
Diarrhea...By Lord Byron...Diarrhea
Squeezed out by Lord Byron on 05/28/2000
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When the village has to hide
From your spreading slip 'n slide
Diarrhea...Two miles wide ... diarrhea
Squeezed out by abnormal_99 on 10/01/1999
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When you're eaten a quesadillia
And your bottom says, "MOMMA MIA"
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Rev. L. Ron McKenzie on 09/03/1999
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When you're pruning your topiaries,
And something coats your dingleberries,
Diarrhea... english ivy...diarrhea
Squeezed out by Ronnie on 09/26/1999
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When there's a toot coming from your tushy
And your undies feel real squishy
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Sstwo on 01/24/2000
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When your out bailing hay
And you feel something spray
Diarrhea... ohh god... diarrhea
Squeezed out by crazy dave on 10/06/1999
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When your sitting on the shitter
And you butt becomes a spitter
Diarrhea... it's a butt loogey.....Diarrhea
Squeezed out by cp330 on 12/21/1999
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I was walkin down the hall and I saw something fall diarrhea..diarrhea - my friends thought it was funny but it was really hot and runny diarrhea..diarrhea
So I took it like a man and I wiped it with my hand!
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by hersey kisses on 02/24/2000
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When your driving in your chevy
And you feel something heavy
Diarrhea... voom voom voomdiarrhea
Squeezed out by crazydave on 10/06/1999
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If you think you're really sick
Just go ahead and pick
Diarrhea... and a wedgie ... diarrhea
Squeezed out by WhyBpoor on 10/09/1999
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When you're sittin' on the john,
And the toilet paper's gone,
Be a man! Use your Hands! Diarrhea...
Squeezed out by S h a g g y on 09/20/1999
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When your sitting in the tub.
And it suddenly turns to mud
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Ross Bullock on 11/04/1999
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I was watching Scooby Doo
And I caught a wiff of poo
Diarrhea... whoop dee doo... diarrhea!!!
Squeezed out by Makeiros on 09/17/1999
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