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Rhyme Diagnosis:
Medieval Diarrhea
Me and my buddies from class,held lighters up close to our ass...
We tried just to fart, but a fire we did start,
Seems our strains released more than just gas!
Squeezed out by Sandy on 03/16/2000
Diagnosis is Medieval
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Whether jousting or digesting
And your stomach isn't resting
... your speed it will be testing... diarrhea
Squeezed out by LinGal on 03/01/2000
Diagnosis is Medieval
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When you eat a bowl of whole-grain oats
& your pants are brown & stinky like Medieval moats
Diarrhea... Medieval Times... diarrhea
Squeezed out by laura on 02/04/2000
Diagnosis is Medieval
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In shining armor, Sir Lancelot had the liquid poops a lot
He could not shed his suit fast enough, so he was left standing there to rust
Diarrhea... That's why chivalry is dead...diarrhea
Squeezed out by Flatus Maximus on 06/25/2000
Diagnosis is Medieval
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If you push to really succeed
And believe it or not you start to bleed
Diarrhea... oh my god!... diarrhea
Squeezed out by tazman on 06/19/2000
Diagnosis is Medieval
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