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Freestyle Diarrhea
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Gurgle rumble pfffft running down my legs it is
Claiming lives, a gargantuan shit.
Pummeled to death by corn in bits.
Squeezed out by Amdassador of Analingual Affairs (AAA) on 04/08/2000
Diagnosis is Freestyle
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When urine falls before the stalls, you know you've pee'd your pants.
And then you shit and throw a fit, You do some squirmy dance. You see the drain and then the stain, Now in your underwear.
Your face turns red from what no one said, And all they do is stare.
Squeezed out by Don Crotchman on 02/17/2000
Diagnosis is Freestyle
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Sometimes you just gotta shit
Poop flops out every time I sit
Diarrhea... Still bout it bout it.. diarrhea
Squeezed out by N1X on 03/14/2000
Diagnosis is Freestyle
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When your cooking stew with sue
Nothing beats a good poo or two
Diarrhea... What Would You Do Without Poo... diarrhea
Squeezed out by N1X on 03/14/2000
Diagnosis is Freestyle
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Some folk wear it as a crown, that slipping, sliding,shiny brown
Not so much to adorn their head
As to keep it from burning through their threads
Squeezed out by watcho on 02/18/2000
Diagnosis is Freestyle
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If you keep talking about shit
You're gonna get hit
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... U SUCK
Squeezed out by DEE.....Dee's nuts in your mouth!!!!! on 01/04/2001
Diagnosis is Freestyle
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Here I lie in stinky vapor
Cause someone stole the toilet paper
Shall I lie or shall I linger, Someone please just pull my finger
Squeezed out by Don Crotchman on 02/17/2000
Diagnosis is Freestyle
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As your walking down the hall
You Can Smear it on the Wall
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by MEARSH 32 on 03/29/2000
Diagnosis is Freestyle
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I was sittin on the corner pimping my ladies
Then of a sudden shit got crazy
My name is pimp nardo and the po-po can't faze me, diarrhea. . .
Squeezed out by nardo on 02/10/2000
Diagnosis is Freestyle
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Attempting to defecate, I was beginning to bite my lip, scared;
There was nothing but silence, stall doors swinging, the Wall Street Journal rustling, and running water;
Twas a sad day for the colon; the feces would not vacate the rectum. The anus had won, but tomorrow is another day.
Squeezed out by TeaM GiMP on 02/16/2000
Diagnosis is Freestyle
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When you just get out of school and hear the bell
And you walk down the hall and you think "Oh Hell"
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by "The Master" on 03/16/2001
Diagnosis is Freestyle
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When you know you have to poopy
And did so much you got some on your pp
Diarrhea... is so messy... diarrhea
Squeezed out by N1X on 03/14/2000
Diagnosis is Freestyle
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Can't no one hang with these rhymes..
I'm the poo poo king of all times..
Diarrhea... Funk Nasty Flop... diarrhea
Squeezed out by N1X on 03/14/2000
Diagnosis is Freestyle
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When you see alex
You see a piece of crap
Diarrhea... alex sucks... diarrhea
Squeezed out by aomdo@netzero.net on 04/26/2001
Diagnosis is Freestyle
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When you feel something mushy
And it comes from your tushy
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by the big one on 06/26/2000
Diagnosis is Freestyle
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When you think it's flatulation
But its a liquid defecation
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by mattyramp on 08/11/2000
Diagnosis is Freestyle
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When your insides start to roll, you better head for the toilet hole.
Squeeze your cheeks as tight as you can, and hope that the juice don't get on your hand.
As soon as your tush hits the seat, just relax and let out the heat. Oh yeah....that's sweet!
Squeezed out by Shiftess on 05/26/2001
Diagnosis is Freestyle
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My free styles are fresh and phat
My poop smells like crusty ass cracks
Diarrhea... But its ok cuz today i'm whack... diarrhea
Squeezed out by N1X on 03/14/2000
Diagnosis is Freestyle
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Kick'n back just trying to relax..
Next thing ya know poo squishes out my ass..
Diarrhea... Anus Attack!... diarrhea
Squeezed out by N1X on 03/14/2000
Diagnosis is Freestyle
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Thick liquid pasty cosistency of soup
My buttcheeks roared as I spit out the poop
Blew out the O-ring, My buttcheeks do droop!
Squeezed out by Souper Pooper on 08/08/2000
Diagnosis is Freestyle
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A.V is cool,c.c is neat,gn is hot,lw is normal
Kayla is weird
Squeezed out by gackl on 03/17/2001
Diagnosis is Freestyle
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When your at the part where you don't know what your kiss'n
And your butt really starts hiss'n
Diarrhea... dang what is that smell?... diarrhea
Squeezed out by people who are just having vun on 02/19/2000
Diagnosis is Freestyle
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When your looking at an ugly girl
And you ass wants to hurl
Diarrhea... is that carly... diarrhea
Squeezed out by GOOSE on 02/29/2000
Diagnosis is Freestyle
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When your sitting on your bed..
And you feel your butt lips spread...
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by wdios on 12/24/2000
Diagnosis is Freestyle
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Milk of Magnesia..Doxidan, too..Dulcolax and Ex-Lax, they all make you poo..
Kaopectate and Immodium..the Bismol of Pepto..these are the elixers that stop the flow..
So choose your poison carefully, my Brother, these products will cause either one or the other!
Squeezed out by FunBoy3 on 06/13/2000
Diagnosis is Freestyle
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No, seriously this site is very nice
Really, a very innovative idea
For me to poop on :-)
Squeezed out by Triumph, the insult comic dog on 03/20/2001
Diagnosis is Freestyle
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When your climbing up a hill,
And you completely wipe out Jill,
Diarrhea... Slip,Squirt,Slide... diarrhea!Anyone up for dook-boarding?...
Squeezed out by Erica on 02/25/2000
Diagnosis is Freestyle
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When you're kissing your tushy
And you feel something gushy
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Michael Domzalski on 11/14/2000
Diagnosis is Freestyle
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I'm the one who writes on walls
And rolls my shit in little balls
She who reads these words of wit must eat my little balls of shit
Squeezed out by Don Crotchman on 02/17/2000
Diagnosis is Freestyle
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When you're riding in a train
And you feel a sharp pain
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Mike Simpson on 03/16/2000
Diagnosis is Freestyle
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When you know it isn't gas, that you feel inside your ass,
And you know it isn't crap that your ass is tryin' to tap,
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by §ì£Üërádö on 04/09/2000
Diagnosis is Freestyle
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Once all this diarrhea was hitting me in the face and stuff.
I hated it.
Joeys pizza is the bomb
Squeezed out by christopher on 01/01/2001
Diagnosis is Freestyle
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Belly all Swelly with the bubbly load,
With the feces so thick
I'm gonna tar the road.
Squeezed out by Dr.Polop and Mrs.Fissure on 04/08/2000
Diagnosis is Freestyle
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Some come here to sit and think
Some come here to shit and stink
But I come here to scratch my balls and read the bullshit on the walls
Squeezed out by Don Crotchman on 02/17/2000
Diagnosis is Freestyle
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When your ass leaks out brown
Just don't let it ge you down
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Dak Pierce on 02/26/2000
Diagnosis is Freestyle
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When your ready to disperse
And your but and mouth reverse
Diarrhea... Mop it up ...Diahrea
Squeezed out by Robert Workman on 03/17/2001
Diagnosis is Freestyle
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When you're riding in a truck
And you feel a little muck
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Danny on 03/16/2000
Diagnosis is Freestyle
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