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 Rhyme Diagnosis: Space Diarrhea



When your colon gets real mad
And your ass is a luanch pad!
Diarrhea... to the moon!!!... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Dooglas P-file on 01/20/2000
 Diagnosis is Space
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When you're reaching for the stars
And you're dropping candy bars
Diarrhea... chocolate bars... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by suebob on 12/11/1999
 Diagnosis is Space
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Sometimes it hurts my spleen
And it tastes like soylent green
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Davey P on 09/17/1999
 Diagnosis is Space
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When ur in outer space
And you poop ew its a mess ya!
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by stuupid newbie on 04/08/2000
 Diagnosis is Space
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When you're flying into orbit
And your pants can't absorb it
Diarrhea... Cape Canaveral... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by laura & damien on 09/03/1999
 Diagnosis is Space
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Ho Ho Ho Ho
Ho Ho Ho Ho
I'm gonna take them to the hundred dolla mattress, what what what what?

 Squeezed out by BoomDawgs on 01/10/2001
 Diagnosis is Space
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When they fire all the rockets
And you fill your space suit's pockets
Diarrhea... Houston we have a problem... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Randy on 03/07/2000
 Diagnosis is Space
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While you're flying by the Venus
Huge asteroid hits your anus
Diarrhea...Stinky splash... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Kyle Bakhtin on 03/14/2000
 Diagnosis is Space
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While at zero gravity
It floats up from your cavity
Diarrhea...Houston, we have... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by abnormal_99 on 12/01/1999
 Diagnosis is Space
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When you're riding in the Hubble,
And your pants begin to bubble,
Diarrhea... there's the moon..diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Cathy (of Noel and Cathy) on 12/23/1999
 Diagnosis is Space
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When you're flyin' to the Moon
And your butt sings a loud tune
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by damien & laura on 09/03/1999
 Diagnosis is Space
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When you feel something blast out
And your friends have all passed out
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Sugar Plum Fairies on 06/02/2000
 Diagnosis is Space
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Clenching my butt cheeks tightly
The force is unstoppable
Dammit Bones I need rolaids

 Squeezed out by EviL_DoKtoR on 03/07/2000
 Diagnosis is Space
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It blew out my ass at warp factor two,
Without gravity off the toilet I flew!
Diarrhea... Blast Off... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Randy on 03/28/2000
 Diagnosis is Space
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When you're looking for some comets
And your bum projectile vomits
Diarrhea... look out it's Hailey's comit.. diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Bacon Face on 02/15/2000
 Diagnosis is Space
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When cruising by the Saturn's ring,
And your butt spills out some ink,
Diarrhea...Houston, we have a problem... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Kyle Bakhtin on 03/14/2000
 Diagnosis is Space
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When your in outer space
And you've got a poopey case
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Um........ on 09/25/1999
 Diagnosis is Space
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When you have just met E.T.-
You're butts leakin' but it's not pee
Diarrhea... wipe it up... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Noel and Cathy on 12/21/1999
 Diagnosis is Space
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When you're out looking for comits
And you're bum projectile vomits
Diarrhea... look out it's Hailey's comit. diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Darby O. on 02/15/2000
 Diagnosis is Space
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When you send a probe to Venus
And it squishes past your Penis
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by damien on 09/03/1999
 Diagnosis is Space
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You wanna know why Jupiter's brown?
If I tell you, you would frown
Diarrhea... and then barf... diarrhea... @$$tronomy

 Squeezed out by Pete on 05/19/2000
 Diagnosis is Space
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I'v been
Smokin' a beer

 Squeezed out by christopher on 03/19/2001
 Diagnosis is Space
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When you're watching some porn
And your shorts fill up with corn
Diarrhea... Good and buttery!... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Gritburger on 03/03/2000
 Diagnosis is Space
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When you're fly'n in a rocket,
And it comes out of your pocket
Diarrhea... Houston, we have a problem... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Retodd on 03/12/2001
 Diagnosis is Space
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Beam me up Scotty
I have to use the Potty
Diarrhea... Captian's Log... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Randy on 03/14/2000
 Diagnosis is Space
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When the troopers cannot fight,
And the Arachnids have an awful bite
Diarrhea... Starsip Troopers... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Vegetable Garden Head on 01/20/2000
 Diagnosis is Space
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Clingons flying 'round Uranus
Caught in maelstrom, really heinous
Diarrhea... orbital... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by for GPBUTT on 09/22/1999
 Diagnosis is Space
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