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 Rhyme Diagnosis: Drastic Measures Diarrhea



You better watch your ass
Cause it's squirtin out real fast
Diarrhea... Oh my god!...what is that...diarrhea

 Squeezed out by mike&max; on 10/26/1999
 Diagnosis is Drastic Measures
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You force a fart, somethings amiss
Your asshole squirted brownish piss
Diarrhea... check your undies... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Tom Frankenberger on 05/28/2000
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I pumped plunger over my mouth
To keep my mud from running south
Diarrhea...Mummph, Mummph... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by abnormal_99 on 12/01/1999
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When you're goin' to lay some pipe
And you need to make a wipe
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by skid row on 02/17/2000
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If you've corked and caulked your rear
And it trickles out your ear
Diarrhea...Get some earplugs... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by abnormal_99 on 10/11/1999
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In a crowded elevator, gotta get out fast! BING! BANG! BOOM! Sounds like machine gun blast!
The stench of the fart had no room for improvement
You better check yourself for a bowel movement!

 Squeezed out by Flatus Maximus on 06/07/2000
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When you really gotta go
But you run a little too slow
Diarrhea... Where's My Nike's?... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by mike smellivan on 04/17/2001
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Instead of using mace
Squirt diarrhea in their face
Diarrhea... Ow! My eyes Diarrhea....

 Squeezed out by Tom Frankenberger on 05/25/2000
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When you're crowned prom queen
And you make a big brown scene
Tell the people you planned it - Diarrhea!

 Squeezed out by Pushin' It on 11/03/1999
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Anally insert a belt up to the buckle
It probably won't help, but I'll get a chuckle
Diarrhea..Now try this gerbil.... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by abnormal_99 on 10/11/1999
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There is one garfiel comic that shows
Garfield taking a dump on a newspaper
I bet that not a lot of people have seen it

 Squeezed out by christopher on 03/19/2001
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A peach, a pistachio, a pineapple, a plum....
Find something...find anything to shove up your bum!
Diarrhea...Even a prickly pear... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by abnormal_99 on 10/11/1999
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When you're sittin' on the john,
And the toilet papers gone
Be a man,cha cha-cha,use your hand

 Squeezed out by Jonnyboy on 08/07/2000
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If it gets painful, you could hang upside down
'Til your hairdo is sticky and your face cocoa brown
Diarrhea...The Corny Look... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by abnormal_99 on 10/11/1999
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When you try to hold in liquid turd,
You give a hard disturbing burp
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Tra on 05/29/2000
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God Somthing STINKS HE HAS NO DINK
Must BE ALL THAT WISCONSIN CHEESE
Runnin DOWN YOUR KNEE NOW HOWS IT FEEL DUANE

 Squeezed out by RHYME MASTER RICH on 03/11/2000
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If you Krazy Glue your cheeks
You could hold if off for weeks
Diarrhea...Or try some spackle... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by abnormal_99 on 10/11/1999
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I'm here at this toxic waste site
Rippin ass worser than last night
So pass the tums so i can survive the night

 Squeezed out by Asshole Flow Alot on 06/02/2001
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When your desparate for the loo
Fart and feel some follow through
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Chris Holland on 05/24/2001
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You feel like you are dead
It makes your asshole puffed and red
Diarrhea... gimme ointment diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Tom Frankenberger on 05/25/2000
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