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 Rhyme Diagnosis: Philosophical Diarrhea



When there,s something in the grass
And it came from your ass
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by diarrheea king on 05/18/2000
 Diagnosis is Philosophical
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It is a wonderful thing to think
That in every minute
There is somebody that is pooping.

 Squeezed out by A Special Seat For Mikey on 03/19/2001
 Diagnosis is Philosophical
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Have you ever had the pain
Of poop in your eye?
Some claim wonderful sensations in this situation.

 Squeezed out by briteboy4 on 03/20/2001
 Diagnosis is Philosophical
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I was thinking the other day,
And I fell over,
I bumped my head.

 Squeezed out by A Special Seat For Mikey on 02/07/2001
 Diagnosis is Philosophical
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There are many things I can do.
There are many things I can say.
I only want to do the things I enjoy and say the things that make me happy.

 Squeezed out by A Special Seat For Mikey on 03/20/2001
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When your'e renting porn with Tone
And you wanna go home
Diarrhea... Franklin Square... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by CHUTMASTER FLEX on 04/06/2000
 Diagnosis is Philosophical
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I love
Liquidpoop.Com
Sometimes a liquid poop on my computer screen

 Squeezed out by christopher on 02/13/2001
 Diagnosis is Philosophical
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Zen Master, with your mindless chattering,
Tell me what's the sound of one diarrheic turd splattering ?
Diarrhea... Za Za Zen... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by arthur ille pooh on 02/12/2001
 Diagnosis is Philosophical
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When my butt goes kaboom
I am having diarrhea

 Squeezed out by orangina on 12/08/2000
 Diagnosis is Philosophical
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Gooey, brown it goes tumbling down.
Down, down into the swirling, watery void.
In the toilet no one can hear you scream.

 Squeezed out by Kevy the Wonderslug on 01/09/2000
 Diagnosis is Philosophical
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If farts are an international language
Then diarrhea is a speech impediment
Diarrhea... Tower of Babel... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Gladys Flatus on 05/28/2000
 Diagnosis is Philosophical
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If you don't have diarrhea all that often
You are really missing out
Because it is really fantastic

 Squeezed out by christopher on 02/07/2001
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I open my eyes in the morning
To an open butt hole.
Shooting diarrhea into my mouth and onto my clothes.

 Squeezed out by christopher on 01/01/2001
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When i diarrhea in the toilet
Sometimes it fills all the way up with water
When i flush and i almost have a heart attack

 Squeezed out by christopher on 02/13/2001
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There is a poop in my pants
It is diarrhea
It needs to leave

 Squeezed out by christopher on 02/06/2001
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It really through us for a loop
When we discovered liquid poop
Diarrhea... we're enlightened... diarrhea ...L. Ron Hubbard would be proud!

 Squeezed out by Dayfee Poo and Dukkie Poo on 04/14/2001
 Diagnosis is Philosophical
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There are so many different
Places to find diarrhea
But by far the most common place is either inside someones crap hole, or in a toilette

 Squeezed out by christopher on 02/13/2001
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The great diarrhea masters
Of the world
Are good friends of mine

 Squeezed out by christopher on 02/07/2001
 Diagnosis is Philosophical
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Asshole, Rectum, Buttcheeks and Anus
Why, oh why do you want to pain us?
Diarrhea... and strain us, and stain us... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by abnormal_99 on 12/16/1999
 Diagnosis is Philosophical
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This poop leaks like water,
Butt it doesn't smell like Este Lauder
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Cheeks1128 on 05/06/2000
 Diagnosis is Philosophical
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Socrates created the parable of the cave
But wearing that robe when you've diarrhea, is what's truly brave
Diarrhea... scratch my chin... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Laura on 02/26/2000
 Diagnosis is Philosophical
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A hot smelly
Diarrhea
Has no place in a library

 Squeezed out by christopher on 02/13/2001
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Chris' feet smell like diarrhea sometimes
Because there is diarrhea in his shoes.
The smell gives me the blues

 Squeezed out by christopher on 02/13/2001
 Diagnosis is Philosophical
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Any man can plainly see
Diarhea hath struck on me
Diarrhea...Socrates ... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Æsop, the master of books and boofs on 02/27/2000
 Diagnosis is Philosophical
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Yesterday I had diarrhea 5 times in one hour.
I visited the bathroom much.
Ah, what a grand day it was.

 Squeezed out by briteboy4 on 03/20/2001
 Diagnosis is Philosophical
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Is the bowl half empty, or is it half full?
One can only tell by use of bull
Bull Diarrhea... Philosophy is bull diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Gigi the Wonderslug on 01/09/2000
 Diagnosis is Philosophical
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Do little tiny ants
Sometimes fill their pants?
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Gilgongo on 06/01/2001
 Diagnosis is Philosophical
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Cancer GIVES ME AIDS
.
.

 Squeezed out by christopher on 02/13/2001
 Diagnosis is Philosophical
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Renee Descartes was rushing to the can
when he boldly stated "I poop therefore I am!"
Diarrhea... I am ... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Damien on 11/30/1999
 Diagnosis is Philosophical
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Diarrhea is shooting out of my butt. as i watch a sunset from the butte
The diarrhea splashes between my legs. and in my shoes
This is the last time this year i use...drugs

 Squeezed out by christopher on 01/01/2001
 Diagnosis is Philosophical
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Diarrhea makes me laugh
When it comes out of a clown
Clowns have funny butts

 Squeezed out by christopher on 02/07/2001
 Diagnosis is Philosophical
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A creamy turd slides quickly out your rear
And people scream and turn and run in fear
Diarrhea... ass muppet... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by AssMaster on 01/18/2000
 Diagnosis is Philosophical
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Little frog-like Jean Paul Sartre
Streaming existential farts
Diarrhea... Mange la merde!!... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by arthur ille pooh on 02/12/2001
 Diagnosis is Philosophical
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It's a well-known fact that the greatest things in life are invisible
Like invisible poop
It's the greatest poop on the market today

 Squeezed out by A Special Seat for Mikey on 02/21/2001
 Diagnosis is Philosophical
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Hey if anyone else thinks that the earnheart
Rhyme is 10 gal. of poo in a 3 gal. jug
Vote on this diarrhea!

 Squeezed out by OPUS ERECTUS on 01/18/2001
 Diagnosis is Philosophical
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If you have never had diarrhea
Then your life is not complete
Cause it is quite arousing

 Squeezed out by The Prophet on 05/08/2001
 Diagnosis is Philosophical
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My bottom is sore with hot burning pain
Searing my anus with mean liquid
It makes me want to cry, this watery poop

 Squeezed out by Melancholy on 04/24/2001
 Diagnosis is Philosophical
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He's sitting, waiting for the flood
He knows when it comes, it feels good
Diarrhea... Oh Yes gimme more... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Tha Lazy D on 03/06/2001
 Diagnosis is Philosophical
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I hate having diarrhea
It makes my stomach hurt so much
Luke on the bright side

 Squeezed out by christopher on 02/06/2001
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There is hot crap in my face and my eyes
I have hot crap to dip my french fries
(This hot crap is diarrhea that came out of my butt-hole!!!)

 Squeezed out by christopher on 01/01/2001
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You all might think I'm lyin'
But it really smells like Brian
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Brian McForeskin on 02/18/2000
 Diagnosis is Philosophical
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Romeo ROMEO WHERE ART THOU ROMEO
Im TAKING A SHIT BE OUT IN TEN MINUTES
Diarrhea... BYE THE LIGHT OF THE MOON... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by RHYME MASTER RICH on 03/10/2000
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Describing poop with words
Is as impossible as
Describing words with poop.

 Squeezed out by A Special Seat for Mikey on 03/21/2001
 Diagnosis is Philosophical
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Color changing poop is unequivocally the most devious variety of poop.
It stalks imperceptibly through the poop underworld.
It will someday avenge its father's death.

 Squeezed out by A Special Seat for Mikey on 04/20/2001
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From deep within I grapple with the monster.
Its firey tongue lashes happily at my anus.
And in the moment when a star goes nova; I am complete.

 Squeezed out by Geoff Brady on 05/09/2001
 Diagnosis is Philosophical
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Diarrhea is a mystery.
What causes this poo to be more liquidy and superior to all other forms of excretion?
And why does it leave the stankiest and most nasty stains?

 Squeezed out by The Prophet on 04/30/2001
 Diagnosis is Philosophical
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The diarrhea lifestyle.
Its hard
But worth it

 Squeezed out by christopher on 02/04/2001
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Roar.
That is something a mean poop would say, which leaves the nice poops to say
Hello.

 Squeezed out by A Special Seat For Mikey on 03/20/2001
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When you feel the need
Let it fly free
Diarrhea... in your pants... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by The Shitster on 02/18/2000
 Diagnosis is Philosophical
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I was walking one day and saw a pice of poop
I wanted to to devour the piece of poop with my mouth.
I was ashamed when a firetruck fell on my house.

 Squeezed out by KMO on 04/28/2001
 Diagnosis is Philosophical
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A man took a stinky dump on my face
He was a sad man
I think he might have depression

 Squeezed out by christopher on 02/07/2001
 Diagnosis is Philosophical
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The end of this world is often hotly debated...
But i just hope for all our sakes that Jennifer Lopez stays constipated
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Ricky Martin on 06/14/2001
 Diagnosis is Philosophical
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A message written in poop
Will never be taken seriously
Because poop is laffy.

 Squeezed out by A Special Seat For Mikey on 03/13/2001
 Diagnosis is Philosophical
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Isn't is curious that foul, liquid feces
Are restricted to only some of God's species?
Diarrhea... ah, to be a plant!... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Gladys Flatus on 05/27/2000
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When diarrhea comes out your mouth
And it tastes like death
You have been visited by the grimm reaper

 Squeezed out by christopher on 01/01/2001
 Diagnosis is Philosophical
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Nietsche said, "God is dead."
He got concerned when his diarrhea turned red.
Diarrhea... Zarathustra... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Ronnie on 01/06/2000
 Diagnosis is Philosophical
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I like to shit on car hoods at night
Hahahaaaaaaaa!
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by sum 1 on 08/31/2000
 Diagnosis is Philosophical
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I often think of you
When I am going poo
Because I am #1 and you are #2

 Squeezed out by Sslammaster on 02/15/2000
 Diagnosis is Philosophical
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Why oh why did i eat the corn
Now my a-hole feels really torn
Diarrhea... ow ow ow... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by The talented Mr., Ripley on 02/17/2000
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A polish poop
Polishes my
Boots

 Squeezed out by christopher on 02/13/2001
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Aids gives me the blues
.
.

 Squeezed out by christopher on 02/13/2001
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When your tuggin, and a luggin, have a lil fear
Cuz whats inside, will kill ur bride, for a free beer
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by your mommy on 05/01/2001
 Diagnosis is Philosophical
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If Can't Poop A Good Poop
Why Poop a Poop At All !
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Poindexter Olgolthorp on 05/13/2000
 Diagnosis is Philosophical
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When You're livin' in the past
Cause the present's filled with gas
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Raw Keister on 06/20/2001
 Diagnosis is Philosophical
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Does
Diarrhea have
A soul?

 Squeezed out by christopher on 02/20/2001
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God is the president of Siam
Thank you for lunch, Mrs. McCaffrey
Today is brought to you by the letter 5

 Squeezed out by A Special Seat for Mikey on 02/08/2001
 Diagnosis is Philosophical
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Jam a bottle up my ass and I'll diarrhea in it,
Then give it too your friend and say its yoo hoo and he'll drink and we can all laugh and call him poo drinker boy!
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by gordo r on 06/05/2001
 Diagnosis is Philosophical
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A poo hole
A
Big fat crap

 Squeezed out by christopher on 02/13/2001
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I diarrhea built airplane
Will not fly very far
Because diarrhea is by no means a good building material

 Squeezed out by christopher on 02/07/2001
 Diagnosis is Philosophical
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Do not swim in
A pool
With my enemy, diarrhea

 Squeezed out by christopher on 02/14/2001
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