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 Rhyme Diagnosis: Oops Diarrhea



As I sit and watch my favorite show
Pizza pizza, yesterday, it is fast, it is not slow
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by MandelBro on 06/01/2001
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Ow, my ass is gonna explode
Good thing it's liquiddy otherwise i'd implode
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Catherine Whitington on 12/07/2000
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When your walking through a bush
And you hear something gush
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by bust a ninja on 03/14/2001
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When i laugh cause somethings funny
And my pants become all runny
Diarrhea... Hahaha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by CrazyTaurus83@aol.com on 10/09/1999
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This dude is your first
Then you feel a big warm burst
Diarrhea... whats to do ... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by jack da brat on 05/16/2000
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When you feel you just can't stop
And you're dashing to the pot
Diarrhea... not fast enough...diarrhea

 Squeezed out by smurfet on 10/25/2000
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When i'm sittin on the pot
And.........Oh no i got the trots
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Annie!!!! on 04/30/2001
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When your at a pizzarea
And you feel some diarrhea
Diarrhea...Cheese please... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by sister on 04/04/2000
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When theres shit coming out of your ass with extra creamy tomatoes and corn cobs
Then you probably ate some cabbage and brown lettuce and rotten baloni and moldy bagel bits and a mushy diaper in front of russels house
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by jonny hotcakes on 04/06/2001
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When you're meetin' with a deacon
Your butt, it starts a-leakin'
Diarrhea... what a mess... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Pushin' It on 01/07/2000
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To poop or not to poop that is the question?
I guess i should just poop,fffffffffffff
Diarrhea... cha cha shacksspere... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by fatso on 12/15/2000
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I love diarehea,its so cool.
Poopy and mushy just to squish in.oopsy poopsie i think i junked up my new pair of underpants
Diarrhea diarrhea cha che poopy!!!whoo who poop!!!

 Squeezed out by g &e; mz on 03/17/2001
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When your sleeping in your bed
And you feel somthing spread
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by wesley on 04/15/2001
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When you poop out a blob
And you feel something odd
Diarrhea... sledge hammer... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by fatso on 12/16/2000
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Kari is a fat dumb freak.
She's got darrhea on her cheek.
What an authority on everything...

 Squeezed out by Kari Morgan on 05/06/2001
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When you're feelin' kinda slacky
It's probably juice from the cracky
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Ed on 05/27/2001
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When you really have to go and you feel
Something come out in flo
Diarrhea...Poo poo diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Women_by_the_tons_2000 on 04/01/2000
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When your climbin' up a tree
And feel somethin' squishy
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Katie T. on 06/17/2001
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Stab my butt
With a knife
Make my family laugh

 Squeezed out by christopher on 02/26/2001
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When you lookin' at some whores
And you see chocolate smores
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Ben the diarrhea boy on 01/08/2000
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When you're looking at your watch
And somethings pourin out your crotch
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by raoolio on 04/27/2001
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When you're shopping at the mall
And hear something fall
Diarrhea... crash..crash... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Deejah on 09/21/1999
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When you've gotta take a crap,
Make that trip special and find a map
Diarrhea... YEE-HA... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by a stinky poo on 01/24/2000
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When you're at your wedding
And your bowels start shedding
Diarrhea... I do, I do... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Al Coholic on 09/25/1999
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When your sittin on the couch
And something makes you slip and slouch
Diarrhea... its slick as ice!..diarrhea

 Squeezed out by DooDoo da vinchi on 02/02/2000
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When you think your pants have torn
Because of beans and rice and corn
Diarrhea... gush, gush... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Flatdog '99 on 09/16/1999
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If you are taking a crap and you feel something inthe bottom of
Your lap
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by hello on 01/01/2001
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Some people think its funny
But its really dark and runny
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Soup on 11/16/2000
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If your thinkin' that its gas and
Somehow you feel a splash
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by adam hannah on 06/28/2000
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When your eating up some cheese
And you feel a wet warm breez
Diarrhea...Squirt squirt... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by jack da brat on 05/27/2000
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When your sitting in a jacuzzi
And you feel something oozy
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Gurl_88 on 06/06/2001
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When you're juming a hill
And you feel a nasty spill,
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by tia chandler & bobby clark on 05/15/2001
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When your with your friend Spanky
And you see a squishy Mr. Hankey
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Lyrin Bailey the crazy person on 01/08/2000
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When you're swimming in the pool
And out comes a floatin' bit of stool
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Pushin' It on 11/05/1999
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When your sittin on an african
And you feel somthin splashigan
Diarrhea...Here it comes... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by seth hall on 07/05/2000
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When ur tummy really hurts anh u got the
Hersheys squirts
Diarrhea... terds constapation cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by pickle90s on 04/04/2000
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When you climbing up a tree
And you hear somthing go wheee!!!
Diarrhea... hahaha...Diarrha

 Squeezed out by Sunny on 01/12/2001
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Hey yo look at this poo poo
Lets go go smear it in the dumbasses face who mad up this site yoo hoo hoo!!!!!!!!!!
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by FlOpPyDoGgE on 05/18/2000
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When you needn't check your shorts,
Cause it's gushing out in quarts
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Billy on 03/21/2000
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When you're on the toilet crappin'
And you feel your buttcheeks flappin'
Diarrhea... where's the plunger... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by CHILLZ1369 on 07/05/2000
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Its warm and mushy poop
And it looks like dirt clod soup
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by jack da brat on 05/16/2000
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Im Slim Shady, Yes im the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just immitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up!!

 Squeezed out by Shelly on 06/23/2000
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When YOUR WALKING OUT THE DOOR,
And YOUR BUTT FEELS REALLY SORE,,
Diarrhea...Um,Ok?!?!?!?! .. diarrhea

 Squeezed out by BUBBLEBEAM on 02/15/2000
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When you climbing up a tree
And you hear somthing go wheee!!!
Diarrhea... hahaha...Diarrha

 Squeezed out by Sunny on 01/12/2001
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If you're hairy as a bear
And still slide off your chair
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by SMEDLEY on 06/19/2001
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I was listen'n to Chris Rhea
And I had to Diarrhea
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Johnna on 03/20/2001
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What the hell is wrong with me?
I sat to shit and out came pee!
But wait...oh, I see. Diarrhea. Whee!

 Squeezed out by Gigi the Wonderslug on 01/09/2000
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When you thought it was just a fart
Then brown liquid shot out like a dart
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Mr. Bung-Holie on 03/02/2000
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When your getting some pie
And your ass starts to fry
Diarrhea... sizzle sizzle... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by jack da brat on 05/27/2000
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If your head gets stuck in your stool
And it looks slimy drool
Diarrhea...What's that smell... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Justin Duty on 10/17/1999
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When you eat all that chile
And feel sort of illy
Diarrhea... yoyoyo... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by loftonbizkit on 05/27/2001
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I'm filled with grief, hate and despair..
I thought it would be just a little more air
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by One sock Fisherman on 04/25/2001
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You don't even have to push
Cuz foam is oozin out your tush
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Jason's stupid wife on 04/29/2000
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Your last friend squealed and ran
When your feces hit the fan
Diarrhea...Whirr, whirr, whirr... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by abnormal_99 on 10/01/1999
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When your sittin on your tooshy
And your butt is kinda mushy
Diarrhea... mushy mushy... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Louie and Angel on 10/22/2000
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Pulling tight to close
Then it bursts out your nose
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Frank on 09/28/1999
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When your running home from school
And your ass starts to drool
Diarrhea... thats not good... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by maxi-pad&mike; on 10/26/1999
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It really is a farce
When its comin out your arse
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by mad,mad,matty on 11/11/2000
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Diarrhea OH how yummy!!!!!!!!!
Yeah squishy
Diarrhea... yummy... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by JOSH HILL on 12/25/2000
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When your fighting with a bird
And you slip on a big turd
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by wesley on 04/15/2001
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Poop is fun
In the sun
When you eat it on a bun!

 Squeezed out by Lyndz poopie and em Diarie on 02/22/2001
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When you are climbing up a latter
And you hear somethin' splatter
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by andrew forsyth on 02/16/2001
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When you climbing up a tree
And you hear somthing go wheee!!!
Diarrhea... hahaha...Diarrha

 Squeezed out by Sunny on 01/12/2001
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When you're sittin' on a bench
And you feel your ass cheeks clench
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by jhbishop1 on 09/23/1999
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When your swangin' on pole
And it squirts out your hole
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Wayne & Grant on 09/27/2000
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When you think its just a fart
Oops!, your butt's a work of art
Diarrhea, "is that a picasso?" Diarrhea

 Squeezed out by cp330 on 12/10/1999
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When your going for a walk
And your butt starts to talk
Diarrhea...Walk walk walk ... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by none on 09/28/1999
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When you sence something wrong
And you smell a pong
Diarrhea diarrhea

 Squeezed out by lee mcminn on 05/23/2001
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When your ass is feelin funky
And your pants are wet and chunky
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by fart poo cheese on 04/06/2001
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When your just starting to flirt
And you suddenly here *SQUIRT*
Diarrhea... OH BOO HOO ... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by jack da brat on 05/16/2000
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When theres a rumble in your tummy
And your poo is wet and runny
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by fart poo cheese on 04/06/2001
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When your driving down the road
And you hit a big bump and you feel something dump
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by laci on 03/15/2001
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Crap,Crap,Crap,Inyo pants
Poop,Poop,Poop,When yo in france
Diarrhea... oh gawsh... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by JENNAMEW on 07/21/2000
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When you thought it was a fart, but it blew your shorts apart diarrhea
When its more than just the smell its a demon straight from hell
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by dizmo on 11/28/2000
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When you're runnin really late
And you squirt a chocolate shake
Diarrhea...... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by st3 on 09/07/1999
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When you gotta take a shit
And all the sudden your pants split
Diarrhea...Whats thats smell... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by DennisD AKA Fatman AKA chubby boy AKA chubbs AKA Fatboyardee on 04/28/2000
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Some people think its gross
But I spread it on my toast
Diarrhea... yum,yum,yum... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Andrew B on 09/16/1999
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One time i went poo
Accidently in my shoe
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Urinator and P.P Gun on 07/24/2000
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My Name-aa is Robin
And I shit freely in the bin
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Robin on 05/03/2001
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When you're sitting on the stoop,
And you fell you gotta poop.
Diarrhea... run real fast ... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by smurfet on 10/25/2000
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When youre walking with Mandy
And it smells like unwanted candy
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Eric on 04/04/2001
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When you feel your stomach rumblin'
And the crap comes out a crumbin'
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Soup on 11/16/2000
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There's nothing you can do
Once you feel that squirty poo
Diarrhea... splash, splash... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Chadders on 09/16/1999
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When your tootin' starts a shootin'
And your bung hole starts a hootin'
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by rpookers@poofactory on 09/22/1999
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When you feel something wet
And it's more than butt sweat
Diarrhea... squirt squirt... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Olivia on 12/21/1999
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If your mowing the grass
And something coming out of your ass
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by ounotames on 02/09/2000
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When your poopshoot is on fire
It smells like a burning tire
Diarrhea...Skid Mark City... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by abnormal_99 on 10/19/1999
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When your walkin' home
And your pants are full of foam,
Diarrhea... squirty... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Mike Stoneham on 04/22/2001
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When you want to hold it in
And a crappin you begin
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by flamehead on 03/18/2001
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When YOUR RUNNING DONW A LOBBY
And YOU FEEL SOMETHING SLOBBY
Diarrhea... STINKY... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by MONKEY on 03/14/2001
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When your with your freind spanky
And you see a messed up looking mr hanky
Diarrhea... hydeho....diarrhea

 Squeezed out by thout of by lyrin written by ben on 02/09/2000
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Some people think it's funny
But it's really green and runny
Diarrhea... I got slimed... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by hooker on 12/15/2000
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When your sliziding into home
And you fizeel something foam
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by stevie t. on 04/25/2001
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When you just had two beers,
And you do the Brittney Spears
Diarrhea... Oops! I farted again!... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Wean on 04/17/2001
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When u think your bout to fart
But u its only sweet and tart
Diarrhea....Whip my bum......Diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Tommy Moore on 06/16/2000
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When your sitting on the john,and all the toilet papers gone,
Be a man, use your hand....diarehia mama mia...
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Trevor on 05/28/2000
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When you're sitting on a chair
And a funky smell fills the air
Diarrhea... yum yum ... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Princess Tinkle '99 on 09/16/1999
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When you're swimming down the pool
And your butt begins to drool
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Krys Krush on 05/19/2000
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I was climbing up a ladder
When I heard something splatter
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by non-ya business on 09/22/1999
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When your riding with your buddy
And you feel somthing muddy
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by patochico on 02/24/2001
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Shit splatter, does it matter?
How ya goin git, do a big shit
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by tgrimmond@vtown.com.au on 06/15/2000
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Mamma mia I've got diarrhea
10-4 bust down the dunny door
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Diarrhea Mary on 10/08/1999
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When you hear a rumblin' sound
And you shit all over the ground
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Webmasta2000 on 03/13/2000
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When your lying in bed
And you feel something spread
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Soup on 11/16/2000
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When ur on Aol
And you notice something smells
Diarrhea... aw shit! ... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by kimmie and annie on 03/31/2001
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If you are sitting on a toilet
And you feel something boilin
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by mr cool mr bob on 07/04/2000
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When I go poo, I sit and push and go eeewww
Then I rest and go whew!
Diarrhea... poo,poo,poo... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Irma on 09/18/1999
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When your sitting with your crush
And you feel a great big rush
Diarrhea... eeeeewwwww!... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by A&A; on 06/04/2000
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When you're sittin' on the John
And the toliet papers' gone
Use your hand, use your hand....chachacha

 Squeezed out by Pickle on 10/01/1999
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When you drive in a dodge
And feel something unlodged
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by james on 11/23/2000
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When you're swimmin in the pool
And you feel somethin cool
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Spaced and his rymers on 09/22/1999
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I really feel it comin
And then all of a sudden
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY on 10/25/2000
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Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by mooooo man on 03/19/2001
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You don't need another clue
When it's filling up your shoe
Diarrhea...Squish squish squish... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by devil dog on 02/27/2000
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I like to lick the cheesey poo out of my grandmas colon
Every friday night after we go bowlin
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by fart poo cheese on 04/07/2001
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Ooppsss I DID IT AGAIN. . I CRAPED IN MY PANTS. . . OH BABY BABY
U MIGHT NOT THINK IT'S CUTE.. . BUT I DO BECAUSE I GAVE. A LITTLE TOOT YA . .. . TOOTED A LITTLE TO MUCH BUT GOT LOST IT . . CUZ IT OVER FLOODED MY TOILT!
Smell THE POOPIE NOT. .CHA CHA HC...CAN YA SMELL IT?

 Squeezed out by cha cha cha got lost in the tank..cha cha cha on 07/19/2000
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When you're sitting on the loo
And all you can do is poo it's
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Offspring-Chick! on 10/08/1999
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When your hugging your teddy
And yor pants get really heavy
Diarrhea... he's so fuzzy... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by rabidbeefball on 12/01/2000
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When your grooving with the homey
And you feel something foamy
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by The Cone on 02/23/2001
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When your running thru the door
And you shit all over yhe floor
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Webmasta2000 on 03/12/2000
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If you are playing with frank
And you smell something rank
Diarrhea... damn you frank... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by an ass cannon on 03/23/2001
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Poop is wonderful he he he he
Oops i did it again i played with my shi*
It felt really good, cuz it got stuck up my butt............ouch

 Squeezed out by unknown on 06/23/2000
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When you've just had Taco Bell
& you don't feel so well & you say what's that smell?
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by chocolate on 06/18/2001
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When your feeling kinda kinky
And you start to smell stinky
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by POOH.COM on 02/23/2000
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Is it just me
Or is that brown pee!
Diarrhea...Cha cha cha.. diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Olivia on 12/21/1999
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When your takin a call
And you feel somthin fall
Diarrhea...Let one rip... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by josh hill on 07/05/2000
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If your giving a tip
And you feel something rip
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by JOSHUA H on 12/02/2000
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When your flying to Main and your in the bathroom
It's more than just a small pain.
Diarrhea... ooo ahhhhh... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by hatty pa tatty on 03/12/2001
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When I was little I stuck a spatula up my butt
I spatulaed poop on my mommy and daddy
They took my spatula away

 Squeezed out by Janglin on 02/25/2001
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Is that me?
Or is it chocolate pee?
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Poopy Pants on 12/16/1999
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When you are a thinkin' and you begin to stinkin'
You're rectum just might be a winkin'
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Hawkers on 09/18/1999
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That Girl is such a hottie
Except when she's running for the port-a-pottys
Diarrhea...Hurry and run... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by ERIK on 02/05/2000
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When you're lickin' on your butt
And there's something brown on your nut
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by John Gorrell on 02/04/2000
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When poop comes out of your butt
And into a cut
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Cassie on 05/13/2000
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When you are working on your car
And you hear your ass FART........
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by non-ya business on 09/22/1999
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I've got some diarrhea
I gotta go now, see ya!! wouldn't wanna be ya
Diarrhea... bye bye bye... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by grandnma "D" on 09/11/2000
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When your are puffin on a toke
And your ass tells a joke
Diarrhea... dirty joke... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by jeff cahill and keith clarke from da goulds on 04/01/2000
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When you're pickin at your bum
And get a chocolate covered thumb
Diarrhea... finger lickin... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by obo on 12/11/1999
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Diarrhea makes me laugh when it comes out my ass
In a great big mass
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Ashley on 02/10/2001
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When your walking down the street and you
Start to feel the heat between your feet
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by njwomn on 11/16/1999
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People think it's funny
But it's really wet and runny!
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by stvsnrs69 on 09/24/1999
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At a party trying to flirt,
Oops..Oh NO... a little squirt!!!
Diarrhea... what a turn off... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by smurfet on 10/25/2000
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Down your leg the shit you felt
'Cause you couldn't undo your belt
Diarrhea... shit yo pants... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by AWW on 09/16/1999
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When i stand on stage and i acsadently take a fart
Oooo my butt smells like sage
Diarrhea... smell my butt... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by fatso on 12/15/2000
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When you're on a ferris wheel
And you're butt begins to squeal
Diarrhea...Look out below....diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Deejah on 09/24/1999
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When you're smelling a flower
And you poop out a tower
Diarrhea...Eiffle tower. diarrhea

 Squeezed out by fatso on 12/16/2000
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When you're sleeping in your bed
And you're feeling something spread
Diarrhea... squishy... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Soup Zero on 12/01/2000
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When you take up the ass
And your boyfriend feels the splash
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by xantarrhea on 05/24/2001
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When you're drinking tea
And your butt starts to pee
Diarrhea... crap crap... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Anonoyomous (Who cares how you spell it) on 03/18/2001
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When you're about to take a shit
And you feel it start to spit
Diarrhea...Pass the Charmin...diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Krissypoo poo on 09/16/1999
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It isn't funny
When your shit is runny
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Arster in OP on 05/30/2001
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When you get in a collision
And your butt has indecision
Diarrhea... huh huh huh... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by I Like To Poop Alot on 11/02/2000
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When your making smelly gas
And you hear a great big splash
Diarrhea... in my pants... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by rabidbeefball on 12/01/2000
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When you're going to a movie
And your ass starts getting groovy
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Liz on 09/21/1999
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When you think you're getting younger
And that liquid you can't hold any longer
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Kay Benjamin, Kingston, Jamaica on 10/07/1999
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When your rollercoaster and you go through a loop
And you take screaming poop
Diarrhea....Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by fatso on 12/16/2000
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Diarrhea... diarrhea...
Some people thinks funny
Buts its really black and runny

 Squeezed out by Analogist99 on 10/11/1999
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When your bowels are feeling hanus
Look out it's diarrhea out cha anus!!!!!!!!
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by log the on 09/12/2000
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When ur tummy really hurts anh u got the
Hersheys squirts
Diarrhea... terds constapation cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by pickle90s on 04/04/2000
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Sometimes I like to walk and push out my diarrhea while I'm with my flirts
But when they start to smell the ooshy gooshy cream in my pants
They can usually take it until it squirt

 Squeezed out by jessie on 04/25/2001
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When You're Running Down The Street
And The Diarrhea Inside You Cannot Keep . . .
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by These Things Happen on 03/22/2000
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When your sitting on the john
And then you relize it is dawn
Diarrhea... consitpated... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by jack da brat on 05/27/2000
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When you're visiting a friend
And your turds hit a dead-end
Diarrhea... clogged your toilet... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by JULBIRD on 03/13/2000
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When something icky is on your thumb
You know it's not a plum
Diarrhea... and I licked that! ... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Haaris Khan on 12/23/2000
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When you gettin all runny
And Your Stomach thinks its funny
Diarrhea... AH Ha ... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by DOnald222@webtv.net on 10/04/1999
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When you feel something watery that leaks from your underpants
Its DIARRHEA
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Candace on 06/29/2000
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When your eatin' your desert
And you feel a little squirt
Diarrhea... cherry pie... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Soup Zero on 12/01/2000
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When you count the number 8
And you think it,s to late
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by diarrheea king on 05/18/2000
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When your picking at your ass
And you feel a chunky gas
Diarrhea... gotta wipe... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by andy poo on 10/25/2000
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When you hop on to a Sizuki
And just can't help to dukie
Diarrhea... yeah, yeah... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by BILLY LINDLEY on 10/16/2000
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When go off to the movie
Instead of goin poopy
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by st3 on 09/07/1999
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When your bladder starts to chatter,
Then you feel a sudden shatter
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by chris "o"funkey on 02/21/2001
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When you feel it's hot as oil
And your pants have been soiled
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Krappy Kris on 05/22/2001
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When you silence that big sneeze but your brown down to your knees . . Diarrea
When your friend makes you chuckle and your speedos start to buckle . . Diarrhea
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by 256SecondAve on 12/01/2000
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When you make a big stinky
You cant plug it with your pinky
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Kaitlyn on 09/30/1999
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When your sitting in the Snow
And you feel something blow
Diarrhea... EAT the snow... diarrhea.....EAT the snow....

 Squeezed out by VAKCBS on 05/12/2000
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When you think you're pushing wind
But instead, brown mist your friend
Diarrhea... stinky stink... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Tyrena on 09/28/1999
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If your walking in school
And your butt decides to drool
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by ben on 02/07/2000
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When you really have to go
And your poop is H20
Diarrhea... squirt squirt ... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Peter North on 05/20/2000
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Remember yesterday when I came over to see ya
When I said that smell was the dog actually my pants were filled with diarrhea
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by john clark on 03/19/2001
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Your feeling kinda grumpy
Cause your farts were kinda lumpy
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Jack's Ass on 10/05/1999
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When your climbing up a ladder
And you feel somthing splatter
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Buffy Raby on 09/30/1999
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When you think you're gonna fart
But you shit a cherry tart
Diarrhea... poo poo stink!... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Ueberfrau on 05/18/2000
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You thought it was just gas,
But a foul liquid you did pass...
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Stubb on 05/25/2001
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When your in the back seat
And theres poop on your feet
Diarrhea... pass a towel... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by A-MAN on 01/01/2001
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When you get done eating soupy
Than it goupies out the poopies
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by lumpy john on 10/10/1999
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When you can't feel your bladder
And your ass is bout to splatter
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Justin Danny and Krystal on 05/11/2000
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When you're tossing up a pizza
Then a poop says "nice to meetcha!"
Diarrhea...Hold the anchovies...diarrhea

 Squeezed out by pizzacat on 09/24/1999
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When your eaten a tart
And you feel a wet fart
Diarrhea...Oh no.. diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Olivia on 12/21/1999
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When your sliding into third
And you feel musturd
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by diarrheea king on 05/18/2000
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When you think you have to fart
But your decision wasn't smart
Diarrhea... la la la... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Hagz on 02/25/2000
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When your sliden into first and
You feel a sudden burst
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Munky's little girl on 12/23/2000
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When your crack starts to splater
Cup your hands and crab itthe craper
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Daley on 08/11/2000
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And you know something's a miss
When your arse begins to piss
Diarrhea... ooh aah ... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Chadders on 09/16/1999
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When your playing in the dirt
& you feel something squirt
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Chocolate candy on 06/18/2001
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When you're climbing up a tree
And it trickles down your knee
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Cara Pears on 09/28/1999
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When your in a bar
And you need a fart
Diarrhea diarrhea

 Squeezed out by lee mcminn on 05/23/2001
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Down goes your terd through the tolit said NSYNC
I don't want to make this tough so please don't come out rough
Diarrhea ......by by by... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by fatso on 12/12/2000
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I felt a great big plop
And in the toilet was some slop
Diarrhea... ummmm... out of toilet paper?!... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by DHARMA on 03/13/2000
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When your going down on your honey
And all of a sudden, you feel something runny
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by stinky one on 09/29/1999
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You have to take a dump and your toilet is clogged, and you can't hold it in
Dig a hole and let it go
Diarrhea... in the hole... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by a popcicle on 01/24/2000
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If you feel a hineyburp coming on
Don't stand around too long!!!
Diarrhea... Oh Not Here!... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Henrydrizzle on 10/12/1999
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I was working down the pit
And was gagging for a shit
Diarrhea... yes please...diarrhea... yes please ...!!

 Squeezed out by Goldie of the Bolton-On-Dearne on 05/20/2001
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When you feel something brown
A turd is beginning to crown
Diarrhea... big fat turd... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Dannysizzler on 10/10/1999
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(Someone taking a poop and taking a long time)
Hey who 's restocking the pond with brown trout??
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by fatso on 06/08/2001
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When it splatters from your can
And someone says 'ewww damn'
Diarrhea... timmaaaaay timmay... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by mishaaaaay on 11/09/2000
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When you're listenin' to rap
And you feel a great big Crap
Diarrhea... In my lap... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Stephanie P. on 10/14/2000
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When you feel a sudden rumble
Then a sudden forceful tumble
Diarrhea... oh dear shit cha cha cha oh dear shit cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Sean Balkwill (full'o'shit'man) on 02/21/2001
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When you sitting in the tub...
And the water turns to MUD!
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by wdios on 12/24/2000
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When its hot and sunny and you feel
Somthing runny.
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by My mom and me.(Jp) on 12/21/2000
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I feel a cramping down below
I fear that something's gonna blow!
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Mr Xyzzy on 01/24/2000
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Beans beans their good for ur heart the mor you ear the more you fart
The more you fart you feel so eat ur beans at every meal
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by fatso on 12/16/2000
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When it squishes in your crack
But it's too late to take it back
Diarrhea... mmmm...smack!... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by JULBIRD on 03/13/2000
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When you're slidin into 1st
And you feel somethin burst
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Eric and Angie on 04/04/2001
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When your sitting on the jon
And you feel something wrong
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by diarrhea guy on 05/05/2001
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When your sitting on the grass
And something slides out your ass
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by kenny on 04/18/2001
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If I had 50 dollars
I would buy a car
Diarrhea... what the heck?... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Alfonz DeLaFuega on 05/08/2000
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I feel a squidgy poop, comes runnin out like soup,
Green and red and brown, while walkin through the town,
To my pants it sticks, McStravick gladly licks, my stinky stinky poop, lumpy lumpy goop.

 Squeezed out by Piss Virus on 03/11/2001
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Poop poop poop de poop poop yeah
Sqirt plop... splash....ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by g dude on 03/13/2001
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When your in a lake
All sudden uh oh you make a mistake
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by bluemoon on 09/27/1999
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I was sitting on my head
When my butt dropped dead
Diarrhea... CA CA CA... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by COWBOA on 04/03/2000
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When your in the pub
And you need a crud
Diarrhea diarrhea

 Squeezed out by lee mcminn on 05/23/2001
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If you feel it's all a mass
Be careful it's not always only gas
Diarrhea... plunk plunk... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by dad on 12/21/1999
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When you push with all your might
It comes out like the Concord flight
Diarrhea... Fly through the friendly pants

 Squeezed out by Pushin' It on 11/03/1999
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When your sitting in your chair
And theres a smell you can not bare
Its diarrhea... cha cha cha... its diarrhea

 Squeezed out by jack da brat on 05/27/2000
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The outlook is really bleak
When your rear-end starts to leak
Diarrhea... brown shorts!.. diarrhea

 Squeezed out by st3 on 10/06/1999
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When your riding on your dirtbike
And you feel a nasty splirt like
Diarrhea...My new seat cover... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by peechuck AKA poopoo on 06/11/2000
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When your at the bar drinking booze
And your ass emits toxic ooze
Diarrhea... run,run,run... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Andrew B on 09/15/1999
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When you're driving down the road
And you've got a liquid load
Diarrhea... squishy squishy... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Seymore Buts on 01/24/2000
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When you're counting your dough,
And your ass decides to go,
Diarrhea... bloop bloop bloop... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Killer Rambo on 09/29/1999
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When your shagging a bird
And you need a turd
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by lee mcminn on 05/23/2001
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When ur driving a in a cevy
And u feel somthing heavy
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by jewls on 03/05/2001
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When i am walking down the road
And my butt drops a load
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by genieinbottle1 on 10/06/1999
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When you think your gonna make it
But you don't so you just fake it
Diarrhea... toot toot ... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by buckygoldfien on 10/07/1999
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When your sitting on the comode
And you feel your ass explode
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Buffy Raby on 09/30/1999
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If you get up once you're done
Then you feel you just begun
Diarrhea... once again... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by MzLizRaga on 10/04/1999
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When the gas you pass
Comes out a brown mass
Diarrhea... blame it on the dog... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Fun w/ Poo on 05/12/2000
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Lynn Staroska eats poop and shit and turd sandwiches
With peanuts and corn and tosses her sons salad everyday
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Sharkman feat. Harry Shaft on 04/25/2001
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