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 Rhyme Diagnosis: Movies Diarrhea



While I was watchin' Scream 3,
My ass suddenly went to pee -
Diarrhea...Run Sydney... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Kyle Bakhtin on 03/14/2000
 Diagnosis is Movies
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When you're watching Free Willy
And your pants fill up with chili
Diarrhea... wipe your butt... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Sam Brewer on 05/18/2000
 Diagnosis is Movies
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Diarrhea

 Squeezed out by christopher on 02/26/2001
 Diagnosis is Movies
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When youre playing a part
And you feel a juicy fart
Diarrhea... stunt double... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Maduin on 04/04/2001
 Diagnosis is Movies
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When Saving Private Ryan
A lot of shit was flyin'
Diarrhea..War is hell...Diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Flatus Maximus on 05/27/2000
 Diagnosis is Movies
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Patrick Swayze Dirty Farting
Jennifer Grey's cheeks are parting
Diarrhea... The Last Blast... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Gladys Flatus on 05/24/2000
 Diagnosis is Movies
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When your watchin' funny porn
And you see some flyin' corn,
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Dan on 02/01/2001
 Diagnosis is Movies
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When your running down a hall
And you feel something shall
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by warren stinks on 03/19/2001
 Diagnosis is Movies
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When you sittin' in a shevy
And you pants are gettin' heavy
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by jelam on 02/18/2001
 Diagnosis is Movies
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I love liquid poop.com
Why has it
Betrayed me like this

 Squeezed out by christopher on 02/26/2001
 Diagnosis is Movies
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I post diarrhea
Rymes from my computer
But i do not diarrhea on my computer

 Squeezed out by christopher on 02/26/2001
 Diagnosis is Movies
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When your watchin' Scary Movie
And you feel you gotta poopy
Diarrhea... don't go there ... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Poopy Do Do on 03/11/2001
 Diagnosis is Movies
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What is diarrhea really
Except just
Really watery poo(crap)

 Squeezed out by christopher on 02/14/2001
 Diagnosis is Movies
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My father here's an asshole
Every time he farts he calls 'em
Diarrhea... And that small guy... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Austin Fan on 05/19/2000
 Diagnosis is Movies
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"Oh, Rhett, oh, Rhett, what shall I do?
My petticoat is ruined by seeping poo!"
Diarrhea... Frankly, my dear... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Gladys Flatus on 05/29/2000
 Diagnosis is Movies
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When u are watching pearl harbor
And your ass is acting like a japanese bomber
Diarrhea... mushroom cloud... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by bad-ass3 on 06/01/2001
 Diagnosis is Movies
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When Captain Hook was yelling at Smee
And you see something rolling down his knee
Diarrhea... what's that shit... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Wean and Rocky on 04/17/2001
 Diagnosis is Movies
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When Fat Bastard lays a Floater
Everyone can smell the oder
Diarrhea... Tad bit nutty... diarrhea... Read on honey...

 Squeezed out by Austin Fan on 05/19/2000
 Diagnosis is Movies
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When u are sitting in the movies
And u feel something moving
Damnit there is a cute guy

 Squeezed out by lmw on 06/08/2000
 Diagnosis is Movies
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My friend Austin's very fine
But he lays him time to time
Diarrhea... My God Austin... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Austin Fan on 05/19/2000
 Diagnosis is Movies
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The horror...
The horror...
Diarrhea... this is the end... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by poodoo on 06/01/2000
 Diagnosis is Movies
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Don't push brown, don't even itch
When your runnin' from the Blair Witch!
Diarrhea... Josh..where are you... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Jamey Greenough on 05/29/2001
 Diagnosis is Movies
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When Fat Bastard says he has one poking
Get out of his way cause he ain't joking
Diarrhea...Get in my belly... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Bacon face on 02/28/2000
 Diagnosis is Movies
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When you're drowning in Bantha Poodo
Oh my God!!What would you do?!?!
Diarrhea...Use the force... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Mr.Pink on 03/21/2000
 Diagnosis is Movies
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When you watching a funny movie
And you feel something go googly-googly
Diarrhea... stop the movie... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Gogeta2001236106@aol.com on 10/07/2000
 Diagnosis is Movies
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When you're cleaning out your crack
Just take some Turbo-LAX
Diarrhea... Dumb n Dummer... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by the drug store cowboy on 02/24/2000
 Diagnosis is Movies
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Oops a daisy...my poop was so crazy
It kinda resembled patrick swazie
Diarrhea...Dirty dancing... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by PEANUT on 03/20/2001
 Diagnosis is Movies
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When you're picking your seat
And you feel something that's not so sweet
Diarrhea... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Rene Renaud and Jeremy McHone on 10/18/2000
 Diagnosis is Movies
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Run Forest Run!!!!!!!!
Cause your pants are fulla dung..............
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Diva2096 on 05/17/2000
 Diagnosis is Movies
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