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Political Diarrhea
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When you want to get the scoop
But then you really start to poop
Diarrhea... It wasn't me...diarrhea
Squeezed out by wean on 04/17/2001
Diagnosis is Political
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I'd vote for Buchannan
When my ass sounds like a Cannon
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Chingatch on 03/09/2000
Diagnosis is Political
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When you're running a great campaign
But lose because your butt lets loose like rain
Diarrhea... Running mate... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Damien on 09/28/1999
Diagnosis is Political
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You Voted for McCain
Now your pants have a McStain...
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Chingatch on 03/09/2000
Diagnosis is Political
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Sing a song of liquidpoop, flying through the sky! When my ass was opened, the Feds began to fly!
The Feds say "You are polluting"; I told them I was just pooting!
And the damnest thing of it - I'm serving seven years!
Squeezed out by Gladys Flatus on 06/17/2000
Diagnosis is Political
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Who votes for Bradley?
Their pants smell quite badly!
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Chingatch on 03/09/2000
Diagnosis is Political
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If you vote for George Bush
The country will be in deep mush
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Read my lips, no more bushes on 10/25/2000
Diagnosis is Political
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Bush, Buchanan, McCain or Gore?
The very thought makes my ass roar
Diarrhea...Vote Bill Bradley ... diarrhea
Squeezed out by abnormal_99 on 12/01/1999
Diagnosis is Political
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Hillary moved to Chappaqua,
Lied until her ass unthawed.
Diarrhea... Go Yankees... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Ronnie on 01/12/2000
Diagnosis is Political
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When you're watching Ross Perot,
And you hear something blow,
Diarrhea... bang bang... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Killer Rambo on 09/29/1999
Diagnosis is Political
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When you're watching Bill Clinton,
And feel something slippin'
Diarrhea... Monica Lewinsky... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Killer Rambo on 09/29/1999
Diagnosis is Political
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When your rosebud starts to drip
And it looks like Linda Tripp
Diarrhea... (don't regret it!)... diarrhea
Squeezed out by runny stools on 12/11/2000
Diagnosis is Political
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Old folks at the polling places in Palm Beach found that bathrooms were not in reach
They thought they were voting Democrat but were distracted by the urge to crap
Desperately they just punched any hole but still couldn't make it to the toilet bowl. Diarrhea, on the ballots, diarrhea
Squeezed out by Flatus Maximus on 12/06/2000
Diagnosis is Political
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When I POO, AND I DOO,IT MAKE ME SICK..
It REMINDS ME OF YOU
Diarrhea... GET OUT OF MY FACE YOU LITTEL**********!... diarrhea
Squeezed out by JENNAMEW on 07/26/2000
Diagnosis is Political
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If your riding in a boat
And you drink alot of coke
Diarrhea... popopo... diarrhea
Squeezed out by matthew obrien on 10/05/1999
Diagnosis is Political
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Welcome to the kingdom of the poops.
The poops will steal your soul
And use it to buy magazine subscriptions.
Squeezed out by a special seat for mikey on 03/21/2001
Diagnosis is Political
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In Taiwan is different
Diarrhea flows free
It is the Chinese way.
Squeezed out by Christopher on 03/13/2001
Diagnosis is Political
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When Clinton's got some troubles
And in Congress you hear some bubbles
Diarrhea... Washington ... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Vegetable Garden Head on 01/20/2000
Diagnosis is Political
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You voted for Al Gore
Now your butt begins to pour...
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Chingatch on 03/09/2000
Diagnosis is Political
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Bill Clinton had to spoil it,
Had sexual relations with the toilet.
Diarrhea... "is" is... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Ronnie on 01/12/2000
Diagnosis is Political
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When you're George W. Bush
And liquid pours from your tush
Diarrhea... vote fer me... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Gigi the Wonderslug 2000 on 01/08/2000
Diagnosis is Political
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Prison life sucks
About once a week
All the inmates crap on your face
Squeezed out by christopher on 03/19/2001
Diagnosis is Political
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You voted for George Bush
Now you've got a juicy tush...
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Chingatch on 03/09/2000
Diagnosis is Political
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What happens when hampster has diarrhea
Is it as big as normal crap?
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by hello on 12/28/2000
Diagnosis is Political
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When Monica wants liquid make-up
She puts her face under the President's butt
Diarrhea... have a cigar... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Vinman on 03/08/2000
Diagnosis is Political
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Lewinski's new implants
And Bill Clinton crapped his pants
Diarrhea... no new taxes...diarrhea
Squeezed out by smitty on 05/31/2001
Diagnosis is Political
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If you vote for Dubya Bush
Then your brains squirt out your tush!
Diarrhea... (Where's my mommy?)... diarrhea!
Squeezed out by runny stools on 03/03/2000
Diagnosis is Political
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When your last name is Lewinsky
And "The Prez" poos on your chinsky
Diarrhea..."I feel your pain"... diarrhea
Squeezed out by abnormal_99 on 10/01/1999
Diagnosis is Political
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It's a lucious feeling, when comes out of your ass
You then start breathing, and wipe your ass
I just, want to wipe, my ass, oooooooooo, i just want to wipe my ass
Squeezed out by Wipe It on 04/25/2001
Diagnosis is Political
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When you get into the White House
And it turns into a brown house...
Diarrhea... Four years of this crap... diarrhea
Squeezed out by George W. Push on 02/06/2001
Diagnosis is Political
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Al Gore took a crap so did Bush Gore thougt his was bigger
He WANTED A RECONT OF THE TURDS
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by CRAPFACEDANDSILLY on 12/15/2000
Diagnosis is Political
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If you vote for Keyes
Just give a little squeeze...
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Chingatch on 03/09/2000
Diagnosis is Political
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Ah, the despot Pinochet,
London needs some bathroom spray.
Diarrhea... From Chile... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Ronnie on 01/12/2000
Diagnosis is Political
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When Bill Clinton farted
There was a stinky splatter
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Squeezed out by Turd Munchers on 07/13/2000
Diagnosis is Political
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