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 Rhyme Diagnosis: Haiku Diarrhea



Mustard brown manna
There is no real reminder
Other than the rash

 Squeezed out by abnormal_99 on 05/02/2000
 Diagnosis is Haiku
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Colon fought bravely,
But soupy victory was,
The lone solution.

 Squeezed out by Ronnie on 09/07/1999
 Diagnosis is Haiku
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Morning dew on grass.
Bare feet, wet, free, and running.
Until the dog poo.

 Squeezed out by Ronnie on 01/13/2000
 Diagnosis is Haiku
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Oh wanton feces!
Why do you forsaketh me?
Vacate yon rectum!

 Squeezed out by el loco carlos on 02/15/2000
 Diagnosis is Haiku
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I ate diarrhea once
It made my stomach hurt bad
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Jason Stevens Clutchacc%2540aol.com on 05/02/2000
 Diagnosis is Haiku
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Mushy brownish paste
Oozing like choco-lava
Diarrhea's nice

 Squeezed out by XIII club on 02/26/2000
 Diagnosis is Haiku
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A Black Lonely Turd.
Circling In The Toilet.
Bumble Bee With Corn.

 Squeezed out by Kevro on 02/29/2000
 Diagnosis is Haiku
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Thought I had to fart
But I gambled and I lost
I need some Depends

 Squeezed out by Flatus Maximus on 05/24/2000
 Diagnosis is Haiku
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The white sun shown down,
Last night's droll colorful feast.
Reduced to brown sludge.

 Squeezed out by Ronnie on 03/16/2000
 Diagnosis is Haiku
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Dampish,Dank and dark
Its bite is worse than its bark
Daubing gently at my crack

 Squeezed out by watcho on 02/18/2000
 Diagnosis is Haiku
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Everyone grimmaced,
Foul echoes from the toilet.
They are hypocrites.

 Squeezed out by Ronnie on 01/06/2000
 Diagnosis is Haiku
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The smell was noisome,
The acrid waft filled the room,
Pants were bespeckled.

 Squeezed out by Ronnie on 09/19/1999
 Diagnosis is Haiku
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Distant thunder calls
The heavens cry for release
Poo-Poo hits the bowl

 Squeezed out by Michael Zwirn on 09/17/1999
 Diagnosis is Haiku
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I drank hot cider
I opened my throat and chugged
Then my colon opened

 Squeezed out by #39 on 09/17/1999
 Diagnosis is Haiku
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To poop?
Or not to poop.
That is,...the question.

 Squeezed out by TeaM GiMP on 02/15/2000
 Diagnosis is Haiku
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Cloudy brown water
The poo comes alive when flushed
How pretty they dance

 Squeezed out by Poo Yah! on 01/25/2000
 Diagnosis is Haiku
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This is our haiku
The poopy makes a splatter
That was our haiku

 Squeezed out by the poopy 2 on 10/10/1999
 Diagnosis is Haiku
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I thought i loved her
But it was only bad gas
And shorts full of crap

 Squeezed out by Wonko the Sane on 02/14/2000
 Diagnosis is Haiku
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Winter nights are cold.
Let's snuggle by the fire.
That's not hot cocoa!!!!!

 Squeezed out by C.D. on 11/27/2000
 Diagnosis is Haiku
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Burning stream of shit
My asshole hates but loves you
I am a sick pig

 Squeezed out by a sick inkan on 10/08/1999
 Diagnosis is Haiku
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Sweat drips off my face, all is quiet;
Plop!
Sighing in relief, I pull the lever.

 Squeezed out by TeaM GiMP on 02/16/2000
 Diagnosis is Haiku
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Sitting on the can
Giving birth to brown babies
Pregnant for one day

 Squeezed out by cp330 on 12/10/1999
 Diagnosis is Haiku
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Feel the liquid rush
Squeeze your asshole together
Still can't stop the flow

 Squeezed out by Eric Weinrib on 10/06/1999
 Diagnosis is Haiku
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My poo is cocoa
Enriched with vitamin C
Won't you drink of me?

 Squeezed out by me_at@hotmail.com on 12/12/1999
 Diagnosis is Haiku
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Mocking! Was the pain
My intestines fought and railed,
Escape was relief.

 Squeezed out by Ronnie on 09/07/1999
 Diagnosis is Haiku
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Horrible Pressure
Splash-Back Inevitable
Dark-Brown Miscarriage

 Squeezed out by me_at@hotmail.com on 12/30/1999
 Diagnosis is Haiku
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Ade and Cindy know
The best things in life are free
Steaming bowls of turds

 Squeezed out by Ueberfrau on 03/08/2001
 Diagnosis is Haiku
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The poo floats desperately,
Attempting to stay adrift the smeared tissue;
Go down, god dammit!

 Squeezed out by TeaM GiMP on 02/16/2000
 Diagnosis is Haiku
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It is not a fart
My ass releases liquid
Down my leg it runs

 Squeezed out by LudiCHRIST on 09/29/1999
 Diagnosis is Haiku
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Diarrhea Day
Diarrhea Week, Month, Year
Diarrhea Life

 Squeezed out by Andrew Sachs on 09/16/1999
 Diagnosis is Haiku
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Enlightened sphincter
Releasing sweet, brown manna
Into your trousers

 Squeezed out by abnormal_99 on 12/28/1999
 Diagnosis is Haiku
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Where are my socks at,
I cannot seem to find them,
Perhaps you have them?

 Squeezed out by A Special Seat For Mikey on 02/07/2001
 Diagnosis is Haiku
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This Shit Is No Joke
Get Out OF Me Or I Die
No Mercy For My Boo-tie

 Squeezed out by Shit Head #1 on 07/06/2000
 Diagnosis is Haiku
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What is golden brown
And never carries a frown
Tasty Diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Ramiro Franco on 03/06/2001
 Diagnosis is Haiku
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We are both poopy
One hates melissa joan hart
Diarrhea. splat. splat. splat.

 Squeezed out by the poopy 2 on 10/10/1999
 Diagnosis is Haiku
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Fresh lotus blossom
Two stags pause on the hilltop
Liquid stream of shit

 Squeezed out by Mike Gibson on 09/17/1999
 Diagnosis is Haiku
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My first sushi lunch.
Pretty, fishy, exotic.
Cramps, then explosion.

 Squeezed out by C.D. on 11/27/2000
 Diagnosis is Haiku
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Chaos from within.
I sweat, moan, and struggle here.
It will not leave me.

 Squeezed out by Ueberfrau on 05/25/2000
 Diagnosis is Haiku
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Franks and beans leave me
In anal desperation.

 Squeezed out by nicholas on 09/15/1999
 Diagnosis is Haiku
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Poo is very fun
I eat it with a nice bun
Yum yum poo is fun

 Squeezed out by Me+LittleSis on 05/01/2000
 Diagnosis is Haiku
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I gave it to you,
You turned, then gave it away.
The stomach virus.

 Squeezed out by Ronnie on 09/26/1999
 Diagnosis is Haiku
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It Looks like urine
Yet it seems to have come from
My ass. It is shiss......

 Squeezed out by Andrew B. Sachs on 11/05/1999
 Diagnosis is Haiku
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Life is liquid shit
Striking harshly on my floor
Brown river flows on

 Squeezed out by me_at@hotmail.com on 12/12/1999
 Diagnosis is Haiku
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See the liquid poo
Down your leg it run so free
And stink up your shoe

 Squeezed out by I Like To Poop Alot on 11/02/2000
 Diagnosis is Haiku
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I love to smell poo
I draw a poo crayoned pictures
No poo on the thumb

 Squeezed out by christopher van christopher on 10/06/2000
 Diagnosis is Haiku
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I'm on the toilet
My poop came out like lightning
Now my anus burns

 Squeezed out by Median Strip on 02/14/2000
 Diagnosis is Haiku
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Brown stream of refuse
The feeling when you exit
Heaven in a bowl

 Squeezed out by a sick inkan on 10/08/1999
 Diagnosis is Haiku
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As I wandered lone,
Through life, sad; I once smiled wide
The rank warmth spreadith.

 Squeezed out by Ronnie on 09/07/1999
 Diagnosis is Haiku
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When you really gotta' crap
And it comes out in a splat
Diarrhea... all over your cat... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Women_by_the_tons_2000 on 06/29/2000
 Diagnosis is Haiku
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