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 Rhyme Diagnosis: Television Diarrhea



If your last name's Fonzarelli
And your shorts are full and smelly
Diarrhea... Crap-py Days ... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by The Fonz on 05/19/2000
 Diagnosis is Television
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O.K. Regis, I'd like to phone a friend
Hi Mom, what is the runny stuff that comes from a rear end?
Diarrhea...That's my final answer... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by abnormal_99 on 07/19/2000
 Diagnosis is Television
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On the tv show whos the boss
People sometimes
Get weird diarrhea

 Squeezed out by christopher on 02/26/2001
 Diagnosis is Television
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When you're sounding like Horshack...
And your ass looks like Rorschach...
Diarrhea... Oh! Oh! Oh! ... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by I_Luv_Ewe. . . on 11/12/2000
 Diagnosis is Television
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Diarrhea is Tom Green's fave squirt
He puts it everywhere, especially on his shirt
Diarrhea...Rub your balls!...Diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Katrina on 05/04/2001
 Diagnosis is Television
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I was in the movie theatre
And the squirts gave a new meaning to "surround sound"
Smell the popcorn

 Squeezed out by Pushin' It on 11/04/1999
 Diagnosis is Television
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If you fall in love with Chachi
And your shorts are brown and splotchy
Diarrhea... Crap-py Days ... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by The Fonz on 05/19/2000
 Diagnosis is Television
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When you walk like Barney Rubble
Cause your pants have foamy bubbles
Diarrhea... Yabba dabba doo doo... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Baconface on 08/07/2000
 Diagnosis is Television
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When your watching Sailormoon
And you poop to the tune
Diarrhea... Sailormoon!... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Sailormillenium on 11/02/2000
 Diagnosis is Television
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When you watching I LOVE LUCY
And you feel something Juicy
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Hagz on 02/23/2000
 Diagnosis is Television
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When you're watching "Diff'rent Strokes"
And your gooey butt hole smokes
Diarrhea... "Watchu talkin bout Willis"... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Don Crotchman on 02/16/2000
 Diagnosis is Television
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Squirtin', squirtin', squirtin..Man, my ass is hurtin'..
That liquid fire's spurtin'...Raw ass!!
Diarrhea..Classic TV...Diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Beer Queer on 05/28/2000
 Diagnosis is Television
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When your watching Jerry Mathers
You get the green apple splatters
Diarrhea... smell my farts... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by shobaps on 05/30/2000
 Diagnosis is Television
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When you're watching m.t.v,
And you really start to pee
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Wean and Rocky on 04/17/2001
 Diagnosis is Television
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When you're sitting watching "Fame"
And your ass puts it to shame
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by birdman of "255" on 10/06/1999
 Diagnosis is Television
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When you watch Sanford and son
And you have to get up and run
Diarrhea...You big dummy... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Darby O. on 02/17/2000
 Diagnosis is Television
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When you're watching M-TV
And your poop comes out like pee
Diarrhea... na-na-na... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Don Crotchman on 02/16/2000
 Diagnosis is Television
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Savalas' first name was Telly,
And Kojak's shorts were smelly,
Diarrhea...Grape lollypops = green diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Ronnie on 01/04/2000
 Diagnosis is Television
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Diiii - ah - rreha! is a joy for me! IIIIIII-I! get off when my ass does pee!
Cheeks spreading out so far and wide, I don't even need an insecticide!
My ass!..The gas!.. Butt sore!..No more! Diarhea, here I gooooooo! !

 Squeezed out by Gladys Flatus on 06/25/2000
 Diagnosis is Television
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When your wathcin dbz and your behind
Makes you pee
Diarrhea... ssj (yellow poop)... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by skullmac on 05/20/2000
 Diagnosis is Television
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There's some beef in your butt, and some chicken too,
Ouch!, thats a dookie clog hey thats new!
But if you dont wipe your butt your gonna be one too

 Squeezed out by Brian Johnson on 04/13/2001
 Diagnosis is Television
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Wee man and his friends are world famous
Then he crapped out something heinous
Diarrhea...Shopping Carts!...Diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Katrina on 05/05/2001
 Diagnosis is Television
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When you're watching M*A*S*H,
And you here a great big splash
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Retodd on 02/27/2001
 Diagnosis is Television
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When Skipper hit him on the hat
Gilligan took a runny shat
Diarrhea... Sherwood Schwartz... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by anonymess on 06/06/2000
 Diagnosis is Television
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When you're watching VH1
And your tushie starts to run
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Gigi the Wonderslug on 01/08/2000
 Diagnosis is Television
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When you're wathing Richard Gere,
And it comes ot in a smear
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Retodd on 02/28/2001
 Diagnosis is Television
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When your watching charlie brown
And you look down and theres something brown
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by people having vun on 02/26/2000
 Diagnosis is Television
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When you're watching Family Ties
And your colon says its goodbyes
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Gigi the Wonderslug on 01/08/2000
 Diagnosis is Television
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When you are watching Urkel
And your pants begin to gurgle
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea

 Squeezed out by K-barn on 10/16/1999
 Diagnosis is Television
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When you're watchin Cow and Chicken
And your panties start a flickin
Diarrhea...Oh brother.. diarrhea

 Squeezed out by Baconface on 08/07/2000
 Diagnosis is Television
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